The sun is shining, the birds are singing, I've just wrapped up my philosophy essay and I'm feeling frisky. Who's up for something humourous? What if Gossip Girl monitored Facebook too?
WARNING: Heavily inspired by Failbook (go check it out, it's hilarious).


Facebooking With The NJBC

Intercepted: one welcome back, NY style.

Serena van der Woodsen is bck in th city!!
Blair Waldorf GTFO.
Serena van der Woodsen i sed i was sory...
Chuck Bass Clearly not enough to include both 'r's.

~GG~

Intercepted: time telling all.

Blair Waldorf » Chuck Bass The limo meant nothing. (24 hours ago)
Chuck Bass » Blair Waldorf I guess it did. (5 minutes ago)

~GG~

Intercepted: listening to White Lies.

Chuck Bass » Blair Waldorf Usual time, usual place?
Nate Archibald
wat 4?
Chuck Bass
Shiatsu.

~GG~

Intercepted: so many men, so little time...

Serena van der Woodsen is single
Serena van der Woodsen is in a relationship with Daniel Humphrey
Serena van der Woodsen
is single
Serena van der Woodsen
is 'it's complicated' with Daniel Humphrey
Serena van der Woodsen
is single
Serena van der Woodsen
is in a relationship with Aaron Rose
Serena van der Woodsen is single
Serena van der Woodsen
is in a relationship with Daniel Humphrey
Serena van der Woodsen
is single
Serena van der Woodsen
is 'it's complicated' with Gabriel Edwards
Serena van der Woodsen is in a relationship with Gabriel Edwards
Serena van der Woodsen is single
Serena van der Woodsen is 'it's complicated' with Carter Baizen
Serena van der Woodsen is single
Serena van der Woodsen is 'it's complicated' with William 'Tripp' Vanderbilt
Serena van der Woodsen is in a relationship with Nate Archibald

~GG~

Intercepted: when words fail you, there are always clubs.

Blair Waldorf has joined I too lost my virginity to Chuck Bass, Moving Vehicle Sex RAWKS! and Anyone else in love with a guy with commitment issues?
Chuck Bass has joined bitch, u r not my girlfriend...quit following me around!!!
Serena van der Woodsen, Nate Archibald, Lily Bass, Dorota Kishlovsky and Cyrus Rose have joined Get Chuck and Blair together before we all go mad!

~GG~

Intercepted: he's got her number.

Chuck Bass is a fan of that girl who got up on stage and took her clothes off at Victrola last year hey does anyone have her number?

~GG~

Intercepted: the implications of updating.

Blair Waldorf is in Tuscany
Serena van der Woodsen » Blair Waldorf i hope th wether's nice!!
Chuck Bass is not
Serena van der Woodsen » Chuck Bass burn in hell asswipe

~GG~

Intercepted: mommy issues.

Nate Archibald NE1 else's cougar get waaay 2 clingy after summer was ova?
Anne Vanderbilt Archibald Anyone else's what?

~GG~

Intercepted: what's a Superpoke between friends?

Chuck Bass has shoulder kissed Blair Waldorf
Blair Waldorf has slapped Chuck Bass
Chuck Bass has given a macaroon to Blair Waldorf
Blair Waldorf has slapped Chuck Bass
Chuck Bass has popped champagne with Blair Waldorf
Blair Waldorf has slapped Chuck Bass
Chuck Bass *is logging out and heading for the Waldorf penthouse*
Blair Waldorf *is rapidly vacating the premises*

~GG~

Intercepted: ouch.

Nate Archibald :-( Mets didn't score :-(
Chuck Bass But your ex sure did.
Eleanor Waldorf Next time, use your own damn bathroom.

~GG~

Intercepted: a musical interlude.

Serena van der Woodsen feels pretty, oh so pretty, she feels pretty and witty and gay!
Eric van der Woodsen So I'm not alone?


I hope you enjoyed!