This week I have been bothered by weird dreams. I was dreaming that I was watching the Animaniacs, and they did a song called the Ballad of Magellan.

It clicked with KOTOR, and the following Song-fic popped up.

There once was a Sith

Who's name was Darth Revan,

A striking young woman

The guys thought her cute,

That was all the rumor,

but was she attractive?

Underneath a big mask,

and a red armor suit?

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Oh happy Darth Revan

Starting your journey

With hardly a care

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Strong, brave Darth Revan

You'll find that old Star Forge

You just don't know where

They crossed the whole galaxy

And spotted a planet

Darth Revan said

Darth Revan: It's the Star Forge at last!

But then someone shouted

Someone: Hey, that's Manaan!

Darth Revan got cranky

And chopped down the man.

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Calm down, Darth Revan

You'll need the crew later

There's no time to despair

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Keep trying, Darth Revan

You'll find that old Star Forge

You just don't know where

Another long trip, all galaxy wide

The five maps she searched for

Were diminished to three

At last land was sighted

Darth Revan was happy

But then someone shouted

Someone: Hey, that's Tatooine!

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Cheer up, Darth Revan

Check out your map

And don't tear out your hair

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Keep trying, Darth Revan

You'll find that old Star Forge

You just don't know where

It took them long months

But they crossed the whole galaxy

They spotted a planet

That was covered with trees

Darth Revan proclaimed

Darth Revan: Yes! That's the Star Forge!

But then someone shouted

Someone, Hey, I think that's Kashyyk!

YW+D : Ay-yi-yi-yi

Oops, Darth Revan

Your fun little journey's

Become a nightmare

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Keep trying, Darth Revan

You'll find that old Star Forge

You just don't know where

Korriban, Yavin and even Manaan

Darth Revan was pleased

when they found it at last.

She was fighting Jedi three

But then someone shouted

someone: I think Malak's attacking!

Darth Revan said...

Darth Revan...What?

And got hit by debris

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Farewell, Darth Revan

You almost made it

It's really not fair

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Oh, ghost of Darth Revan

That old Star Forge

Is right over there.

YOu'd think that would end it

but Jedi are cunning,

they brought Revan back,

with a shiny new name,

They assigned Bastila

to be her assistant,

and sent them, you guessed it,

on another campaign

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Farewell, Darth Revan

You did find it once

so it's really not fair

Whoopie ti-yi-yo

Oh, once was Darth Revan

You'll find that old Star Forge

You just don't know where.