Author's Note: Yay, another update! I don't have anything to say right now other than, for those of you who don't know, Maddy (Ultimate Queen of Cliffies) and I have joined forces to write a special Christmas story. It's entitled 'Merry Lurlinemas' and we're going by 'Dutchtralian Twins'. Please check it out! If you do that and leave a review, we will love you forever (in a non-creepy context, of course)! ^_^

Side-note: I just realized I've written this AND posted it all within ten minutes. Is that some kind of record?

Spelling Test

"Right. It's time for your spelling test."

"Spelling? But I don't know how to spell!"

Elphaba's eyes narrowed. "Don't play that game with me, Tiggular. You're intelligent and we both know it. So suck it up." She slammed a piece of paper down in front of him. "First word: 'Jocularity'."

"But I don't know the spell to make you more jocular!" Fiyero protested.

Elphaba looked at him. "What?"

"I don't even take spelling classes!"

Elphaba rolled her eyes. "Oh, ha-ha, very funny. You know what sort of spelling I mean, and it's not the magic kind."

Fiyero grinned, pulling her into his lap. "It was worth a try, though, right?"

"No," Elphaba grunted, squirming as Fiyero began to trail kisses over her neck.

"I beg to differ. Because now I've got you right where I want you."