"Little black things, little black things running up and down my arm!" Tseng clutched his pen in his hand, "If I wait till they have babies I can start a black thing farm!" Tseng's pen cracked, "Haven't had a bath in two years and I never wash my clothes!" The pen broke and Tseng hurried to mop up all the ink that was oozing onto his previously pristine file. ""Cause I got these little black things where they came from no one knows!" Reno had been singing the same song for the past three hours. Tseng now knew every word of the song, every crescendo and decrescendo, the exact tempo the song ran at, and how long it took Reno to sing it each time. Every minute and thirty-seven seconds the song started over and the torture began anew. Even when Reno went to the bathroom Tseng could still hear him singing, "Little black things little black things running up and down my arm! If I wait till they have babies I can start a black thing farm!" Tseng was approximately three more verses away from beating his brains out on his desk, "Had a girlfriend tried to kiss me but she turned and gave a yell! And I never got to ask her was it the black things or the smell?" Tseng felt the pressing urge to stick his gun in his mouth growing, this was the last time he ever let Reno babysit Rufus' kid. "Little black things little black things running up and down my arm! If I wait till they have babies I can start a black thing farm!" Tseng was determined remain calm, he knew Reno was trying to drive him crazy and he would not allow such childish antics to break his self control. "Haven't had a bath in two years and I never wash my clothes! 'Cause I got these little black things where they came from no one knows." He was about to begin slamming his head against the desk when he heard a strangled yell and the singing stopped. Tseng blinked, his head inches above his desk. His relief at the silence was warring with his need to check on Reno's condition, Reno didn't yell like that for nothing. He slowly brought his head away from the desk.
A red mass was flung through his doorway, "Tseng I'm going to kill him!"
Reno ran and hid behind Tseng's chair, "Save me boss!"
Tseng sighed, "Rufus, whatever you do make sure he can walk tomorrow and keep the blood off the carpet." He grabbed a new pen and returned to filing.
Reno gulped audibly behind him. "Tseng you're gonna let him hurt me?"
Rufus rubbed his temples, "Tseng this little monster has been singing this song for two hours! I hear that song nonstop at home! Since I can't exactly kill my kid, can I beat the shit out of him?"
"He's your employee, do with him what you will. Like I said, make sure he can walk and keep blood off the carpet." Tseng smirked as Reno sprinted out of his office, Rufus in pursuit.
Reno started screeching as he ran, "LITTLE BLACK THINGS LITLLE BLACK THINGS RUNNING UP AND DOWN MY ARM!" Tseng pushed his chair back with a sigh and ran after them, "IF I WAIT TILL THEY HAVE BABIES I CAN START A BLACK THING FARM!" If Reno was going to scream about little black things running up and down his arm then Tseng was going to make sure those little black things hurt.
Author's Note: Heehee, I learned this song from my sister. You guess what I've been doing for the past hour and a half. :)