My inspiration is a little...shall we say, off? Rusty? Old?


So this is the product of having too many tests in one week. Have fun with this guys...

And yes. There will be delicious, delicous AU. Probably a different one every day.

And yes. Daily means daily.


"Are you serious, Kouji?"

"I'm sorry?"

"I didn't ask if you were sorry, I asked if you were serious. Why, of all things..."

"Well, you did say that - "

"I know what I said!"

"So why are you complaining?"

"You've corrupted my parrot!"

"I hardly see how I corrupted it."

"It's going to annoy me all night now!"

"Well, good, because that happens every day for me."

"You, you - don't change the subject!"

"Why not? I followed your instructions exactly, word for word."

"You taught my bird how to propose to me!"

"...well, you told me to stop asking you."


"So I had to improvise."