A/N: This is a random story about Aro and the Volturi. This is done by aby and Chelsea (this is not the vampire guard) this is our first fanfic, so be nice and review(: you get cookies. (((maybe not)

Aro: JANEY!! I FOUND SOMETHING REALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!! WANNA SEE?

Jane: no. I don't like bugs. Go away.

Aro: IT'S NOT A BUG! IT'S SOMETHING AS COOL!!!

Jane: i don't wanna see your new cookies.

Aro: THEY'RE NOT COOKIES! THEY'RE EVEN BETTER!

Alec: that's impossible! I wanna see!

Aro: OKAY!! ITS... A SKIRT! LOOKIES!! *holds up a pink glittery skirt covered in little tiaras, and on it is written "i'm a little princess!"*

Jane: that's my skirt! Give it back!! Meani!!

Alec: WOW! ARO! THAT'S SO COOL! LEMME TOUCH IT!

Jane: NOO!! ALEC, IF YOU TOUCH IT, I'LL BURN IT!

*alec slowly reaches out his index finger and touches it.*

Jane: NOOOOOOO!!!! MY FAVEOURITE SKIRT!!!!!!! AHHHH!!! Now i'll have to burn that skirt! *snatches the skirt and runs away, sobbing*

Aro: AWWW. I LIKED THAT SKIRT! JANEY!! CAN I HAVE THAT SKIRT IF YOU DONT WANT IT?!

Alec: NO ARO! IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-meanwhile-

Jane jumps into a hole, and ends up in Antarctica. Sees a random dude, pole-dancing with penguins and tigger.

Jane: TIGGER!! I THOUGHT YOU LEFT!!

Tigger: I did. But i came back to pole dance with penguins and amos.

Jane: who's amos?

The random dude: MEE!!!

Jane: you look retarded.

Amos: yes, i am.

Jane: it's pretty obvious. You look like my brother.

*Aro and Alec comes down the hole and sees Jane, Amos and Tigger*

Aro: PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!

*Jane looks at alec then looks back at amos*

Jane: on second thought, you are pretty normal.

*amos sobs*

Amos: HOW COULD YOU JANE?!?!

Jane: look at my brothers, you're not that bad.

Amos: good point. But still!! *sobs and runs away to his cave*

Tigger: weird... i thought that cave ran away...

-in the cave-

Amos: AHHH IM SO SAD!! IM DEPRESSED! AND I NEED TO ANNOUNCE THIS TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!

*starts crying uncontrollably and cries so much that he creates a flood and drownds-not drowns, because penguins can swim- all the penguins. And everyone hates him forever.*

A/N: ok that's the end of the first chapter. We'll update soon. We're in class right now. That's why it's so short. We'll probably update during class again. Look out for more characters. You may not know them.

PS : amos is chelsea's friend. I have never met him, but credits to him!!!

PPS: review please???