A/N been a long time, huh? Anyway, i've been busy with my seth story (please check it out) and chelsea's been doing her chuck story (check that out too). Anyway, ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

Disclaimer: do not own twilight, blah blah blah.

Chapter SEVEN

Aro: Well, it's the seventh chapter.

*silence*

Aro: Alec? We rehearsed this! Why are you ignoring me?

Alec: i'm pissed.

Jane: aww. The wittle giwly is pissed.

Alec: shut up.

Jane: okay, so little girly AKA alec, why are you so pissed?

Alec: the title of this story... DOESN'T INCLUDE ME!

Jane: huh?

Alec: the title of this story is ARO and JANEY randomness. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?

Jane: oh yeah, about that...

Aro: A huge dinosaur came and ate your name.

Alec: WHAT?

Aro: yeah! I named him muffins!

Alec: muffins?

Aro: MUFFINS!

Muffins: greetings vampires.

Alec: YOU ATE MY NAME?

Muffins: indeedy i did. Do you have a problem with that? *glares at alec wevilly* (A/N combination of weird and evil)

Alec: No nice dinosaur. *runs off sobbing*

Aro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *screams like a little girl*

Jane: is the whole world turning girly?

Aro: CHUCK IS DYING! AHHHH GO VOTE NOW! KEEP IT! GO TO (A/N seriously, just go. chelsea's obsession. JUST GO AND VOTE TO KEEP IT! And its really nice of Aby to let me do this )

Jane: uh-huh.

Aro: GO NOW!

Jane: okay, okay i'm going, i'm going!

*jane goes and votes*

Aro: okay!

Jane: That's all. No thank you?

Aro: nope, not really.

Jane: UGH. Forget it.

Aro: okay. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING.

Jane: SHUT. UP.

Aro: then how am i supposed to forget?

Jane: DO IT SILENTLY!

Aro: do it? But i thought you wanted me to forget?

Jane: GO AND FORGET SILENTLY!

Aro: okay! *whispers* FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING. FORGETTING.

Jane: perfect.

Aro: thank you!

Jane: that was sarcasm.

Aro: oh.

*awkward silence*

Muffins: I LIKE COWS!

Aro: yeah i know, right? They're so cute and it's fun tipping them over!

Muffins: YEAH! And you can hear the milk sloshing around in their bodies!

Jane: no you can't.

Muffins: well, someone has terrible hearing.

Jane: WHAT? NO I DONT!

Muffins: *cough*

Jane: whatever.

Muffins: *sticks out tongue*

Jane: you're a dinosaur. You're not allowed to stick out your tongue!

Muffins: oh puh-lease. I am so allowed.

Jane: wanna bet?

Muffins: SURE!

Jane: okay, if you lose, you owe me three teddy bears.

Muffins: if you lose, you owe me four of your nicest dresses.

Jane: but... but... you're a dinosaur! You don't need dresses!

Muffins: are you scared to lose your dresses?

Jane: no!

Muffins: well...

Jane: deal.

Muffins: GREAT!

Jane: well then.

Muffins: TO THE INTERNET!

*on the internet*

Jane: woah.

Muffins: woah!

Jane: !

Muffins: YEAH! YOU OWE ME 4 DRESSES, SUCKER!

Jane: you're just out to get me! *sobs and runs*

-in jane's bedrrom-

Jane: don't worry sweethearts. I won't let muffins hurt you!

Muffins: JANE! HAND OVER THE DRESSES. NOW.

Jane: sorry darlings!

*muffins takes the dresses and eats them*

Jane: WHY DID YOU EAT THE DRESSES! DRESSES ARE MEANT TO BE WORN! FOOD IS MEANT TO BE EATEN! LET'S GO THROUGH IT AGAIN. DRESSES, WEAR. FOOD, EAT.

Muffins: what? I was hungry...

Jane: I HAT YOU!

Muffins: you hat me?

Jane: THAT WAS A TYPO!

Muffins: there is no typo in speaking.

Jane: WELL, THE AUTHOR MADE A TYPO!

Muffins: still. HAT?

Jane: I HAT YOU!

Muffins: awww i hat you too!

Jane: EVEN THE AUTHOR IS OUT TO GET ME! UGH!

Muffins: ?

Jane: NEVER. MIND. IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM. *storms off angrily*

Jane: *returns after 5 seconds*

Jane: this is my room. so GET OUT!

Muffins: but... but... i need you!

Jane: for what?

Muffins: i don't know! I'm bored!

Jane: well, go be bored somewhere else.

Muffins: okay! *takes on step forward*

Muffins: i'm bored!

Jane: I mean somewhere else not my room!

Muffins: Uh-oh, I think I feel your dresses are coming back up…

Jane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO NOT MY ROOM! WILL'S HOUSE! TO THE HOLE!

Muffins: GOOOOOOOO!

*both of them try to get into the hole but got stuck as they jumped at the same time.*

Jane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOUR'E TOOO FAT! GET OUT AND LET ME THROUGH FIRST!

Muffins: I CAN'T IDIOTO.

*then the hole expands magically*

*Not really, it just broke*

*they land in Will's house but he isn't there!*

Jane: He isn't here!

Muffins: Duh, didn't you hear the author say it?

Author (Chelsea and Aby): Yeah, meani, you sooo copied us.

Jane: NOOOOOOOO! IM ORIGINAL!

Author: If you're original, then i'm the queen of Lettleland.

Jane: where's lettleland?

Author: I don't know! Nobody's left it for years!

Jane: Oh. Okay.

Author: indeedyz.

*awkward silence*

Muffins: COW!

Author: MOO!

Muffins: MOO!

Author: COW!

Muffins: COW!

Author: MOO!

Muffins: MOO!

Author: COW!

Muffins: COW!

Author: MOO!

Muffins: MOO!

Author: COW!

Muffins: COW!

Author: MOO!

Muffins: MOO!

Author: COW!

Jane: WOULD YOU TWO STOP IT?

Author: fine.

Muffins: whatever. It's boring here. Let's leave.

Jane: yeah. I've been wanting to do that for a long time.

*they jump into the toiletbowl*

*muffins' phone rings*

Muffins: hello?

*inaudible speaking*

Muffins: WHAT? Ditchers!

*more inaudible speaking*

Muffins: Okay, fine. Be that way. *ends the call*

Muffins: the piglets are going to vegas.

Jane: WHAT? THEY CAN'T GO TO VEGAS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO PIGLETS THERE?

Muffins: they give them a million dollars and treat them to everything they want.

Jane: EXACTLY! THEY DIDN'T INVITE US!

Muffins: we're not piglets anyway.

Jane: hehehehehe *evil look*

Muffins: oh no.

*a few hours later*

Muffins: this will never work.

Jane: stop being such a pessimist!

Muffins: that's me!

*at the vegas hotel*

Muffins: isway isthay ethay egasvay otelhay? (is this the vegas hotel? In pig latin)

Random dude in a tux: esyay itway isway. iway eesay ouyay othbay areway igspay, omfray ethay anguagelay andway ouryay ookslay (yes it is. i see you both are pigs, from the language and your looks)

Muffins: oui (French for yes)

Random dude in a tux: FRENCH? YOU TWO ARE NO PIGS!

Jane: you blithering idiot!

*the random dude in a tux finds the zippers of the pig costumes muffins and jane are eating and rips off the costumes.

Jane: well, you should not have done that. *pounces on the dude and drinks his blood*

Muffins: well, i told you it wouldn't work.

A/N you know what im gonna say. REVIEW! Please?