A/N: I was bored and felt like writing something. :) So, here is the story! Note that:

1) I felt that there needed to be more FMA/Naruto stories out there where Naruto is an Alchemist and is not an idiot.

2) I do not know if the same idea as mine is out there somewhere. If it is, I am terribly sorry; I just had these thoughts and wanted to write them down.

3) I do not own Naruto or Fullmetal Alchemist, though I wish I did. TT-TT Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto, Fullmetal Alchemist (c) Hiromu Arakawa

4) The story might crossover with Harry Potter a bit later on so... Harry Potter series (c) J.K. Rowling

5) This will most likely be a yaoi fanfic. ^-^ Don't like, don't read. :3 If it's not, it'll be either a NaruAnko / NaruFem!Kimi pairing OR it'll be a story where Naruto is with NO ONE. Just wanted to point that out :3

6) I hope that you enjoy the fanfic! ^-^

"Normal speech"

"Demon/summon/etc speech"

Human thoughts

Demon/summon/etc thoughts

"Inners (example: Inner Sakura)"

Writing

Dreams

Flashbacks

::Chapter One-The Alchemy::

Hehe, let's see what those bastards think when I show them my TRUE self tomorrow. What do you think, Kyuubi? a blond boy with cerulean blue eyes thought, grinning wickedly.

The who-knows-how-old demon growled back, Don't know, kit. I hope you kick the Uchiha's ass, though. Kyuubi grinned (the same grin as Naruto's) behind the bars of the cage keeping him prison inside of the blond named Naruto.

Hell yeah! Naruto thought as he kept jumping from tree to tree. When he found the spot he was supposed to be at, he finally opened the huge scroll on his back. The idiot, thinking I was so naive as to not know he was setting me up, Naruto thought in disgust. Although... it wouldn't hurt to read up on some stuff in here. After opening the scroll, he looked through some of the stuff, taking note to ask Kyuubi later to teach him Kage Bunshin. "What's this?" he mumbled.

Alchemy

The ancient metaphysical science/mystical art of manipulating and altering matter by using natural energy. This act is known as "Transmutation", and its sequence is usually described as:

1) Comprehension: Understanding the inherent structure and properties of the atomic or molecular makeup of a particular material to be transmuted, including the flow and balance of potential and kinetic energy within.

2) Deconstruction: Using energy to break down the physical structure of the identified material into a more malleable state so as to be easily reshaped into a new form.

3) Reconstruction: Continuing the flow of energy so as to reform the material into a new shape.

The proper application of this craft requires not only a full understanding of chemistry and ancient alchemical theory, but also a sort of natural talent towards recognizing and manipulating the physical objects with energy, which require unnatural levels of intelligence and aptitude. Those remarkable individuals capable of studying and practicing alchemy are known as "Alchemists".

There are many paths by which alchemists can transmute the various substances of the world, with some alchemists being said to transmute by way of the Four Classical Elements (Water, Earth, Fire, and Air) and some by way of the Three Essential Principles (salt, sulfur, and mercury); but the basic tenet at the very foundation of all alchemy is that of Equivalent Exchange.

Kyuubi... are you seeing what I'm seeing? Naruto asked in wonder to the Kyuubi no Kitsune.

Said kitsune smirked and thought, So the kit has finally found out about alchemy. Thank Shinigami I don't have to explain it. Kyuubi then said to Naruto, Hai, kit. It just so happens that I can teach you alchemy. Naruto grinned wider than before.

Do explain, he said, smirking.

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"Naaaaaaruuuutoooooooooo," Iruka said dangerously as he stalked up to his tired-looking student. The blond raised his head slightly and nodded.

"Yo, Iruka-sensei," he said weakly. Dammit, Kyuubi! You didn't tell me that you would stop time and make me train for a week! he whined.

The giant fox grinned evilly. Want more training, kit? he asked in a sugary-sweet tone. Naruto shuddered and shook his head mentally so fast that the mental neck broke. Didn't think so, Kyuubi snickered.

"What have you been doing, Naruto?! Do you know how much chaos you caused?" Iruka nagged. Naruto started to tune him out, only coming back to reality when he felt Mizuki's chakra signature. He merely clapped his hands together before slamming them down on the ground. A wall of hellfire rose up from a crack in the ground, protecting them. "Naruto!?" Iruka asked in shock at the power. A fuuma shuriken that was thrown towards them melted.

"So," a voice sneered. "The Kyuubi shows its true colors." Mizuki stepped from the shadows. Iruka was in further shock now. One, his student (the supposed dead last, at that) did a high level technique without any seals and no chakra, and then Mizuki talks about . . . it. What the hell was going on here!?

"Mizuki, what's going on? You know you're not supposed to talk about . . . it," the poor confused brown-haired male decided to ask. Naruto gazed coldly at the silver-haired male as said male laughed in a crazed manner.

"It is forbidden by law to speak of Kyuubi-sensei," Naruto said coolly. "You are to be put to death, Mizuki." Mizuki and Iruka gaped at him before Mizuki snarled.

"I dare you to try!" he roared, leaping forward to kill what he considered a demon reincarnate.

"I already have," Naruto whispered as he passed by Mizuki in slow motion. Mizuki's eyes widened as he saw the earth splitting underneath him to open up. Hellfire came out and burned him alive. And through it all? Naruto wore a smirk. A/N: You know in anime, how someone will vanish and then pass by them (like the Byakuya vs. Ichigo fight in BLEACH)? The background is a bright white color before the person slashed/cut/etc spews blood from their wound? Imagine that.

Iruka was watching in shock before he passed out from blood loss. Naruto made a che noise before he walked towards the fallen sensei. "Better go see jiji. I know he's probably watched this whole thing through that damned crystal ball of his," Naruto grumbled.

Careful, kit, you're starting to sound a little crazy, Kyuubi commented after a few moments of the blonde's grumbles. Naruto mentally glared.

"You're one to talk," he retorted. "You grumble all the time."

Kyuubi rolled his eyes and rested his giant head against his paws. Yes; however, I am inside your head where no one can hear me, the demon pointed out. Naruto sulked. Naruto's clone shifted Iruka slightly, waking the man up. A/N: Naruto had made a clone to carry Iruka. I'm too lazy to go back and fix that. XD

"N-Naruto?" he mumbled, peering towards the blonde with sleep-hazed eyes.

"Hmm?" the Jinchuuriki responded.

"You pass the exams," was all the teacher could say before he passed back out.

Naruto was quiet before the information settled into his mind. I PASSED! YATTA! he cheered. Kyuubi sighed.

There's still a little of his old self in him after all, he thought with a small smile.

-

"Yo jiji! Here's Iruka-sensei," he said to the Hokage. "You probably already know what's happened to Mizuki, so I'm leaving. And no, I will not tell you where I learned that technique. Here's your scroll." Naruto tossed the Forbidden Scroll to Sarutobi and left the office.

You going to tell him it's the fake scroll? Kyuubi asked, grinning mischievously.

Naruto copied the grin. Hell no.

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A/N: Yo! I know it was short but that was all I could think of at the moment. Plus, my obaa-san is wanting on the computer (well, it IS her computer, after all. . . . Mine was too slow to do all the things I needed to do at the moment ^^; Eh-heh). The next chapter is titled, The Team. See ya later.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Naruto would be smart, strong, and gay. ;D Hehe. **Yaoi fangirl**

Disclaimer II: If I owned Fullmetal Alchemist, . . . well, I dunno. Anywho, I DO NOT OWN FMA! :D

Alchemy info is taken from fma . wikia . com