Hey everyone, it's Teddy! We're so sorry for the super long wait, we've both been really busy with school and stuff. :( Hopefully the updates will be faster now that it's summer. Thank you so much for waiting!
And hello it's Chasity! I just wanted to say that all credit for this chapter goes to Teddy because she is soo amazing and helped me out since I didn't have the time to write it! Plus, the updates should come quicker like she said because of summer break! :)
Disclaimer: Guess what? Our story was so popular that people actually payed us money and now we own SWAC. Oh wait. Just kidding. :P
~ Chad Dylan Cooper Does Not Buy Teddy Bears ~
~ Chapter Four ~
A few days later...
"Teddy! Teddy!" Chasity ran into the cafeteria of Condor Studios, where Teddy was enjoying some delicious frozen yogurt. "You have got to come with me to Chad's dressing room. Right now!"
"More Chad stalking? Count me in!" Teddy grinned and followed Chasity to the heartthrob's dressing room. Chasity picked the lock, and the two girls went in.
"Okay, Chad was just in here," Chasity whispered excitedly. "And guess what? He was rehearsing how to give Sonny a huge teddy bear!" The two girls jumped up and down and squealed excitedly. Teddy struck a dramatic pose and place a hand over her heart.
"Aww, how sweet. I'm so glad that we're making an impact in the world," Teddy said dramatically, staring off into the distance. "The cold, sad, dark world of Chad Dylan Cooper's heart. Lit only by a flickering flame that grows stronger by the exploding ball of sonshine." Chasity froze, giving her friend a strange look.
"Okay, enough sappiness!" Teddy broke the dramatic silence. "Did you get it on videotape?"
"Yep," Chasity grinned, holding up a tape. Teddy opened her mouth and was about to speak when Chad Dylan Cooper himself burst into the dressing room.
"Oh, hello Chaddykins," Teddy waved cheerily. "How nice of you to join us. We were just about to put this lovely video of you holding a teddy bear on YouTube." Chad's face morphed into confusion, disbelief, and finally anger.
"Don't you dare." he hissed, taking a step closer. Chasity smirked and handed the tape over to Teddy, who fired up her laptop.
"YouTube, here we come!" Chad took another step closer, his blue eyes flashing dangerously. He was so angry that he didn't notice Chasity creeping behind him.
"There is no way you are going to- mmph!" Chad was cut off as Chasity quickly tied a bandana around Chad's mouth. Teddy threw her a rope, and she pushed Chad down into a chair and tied the rope around him. Once Chad was all tied up, Teddy removed the bandana.
"Now... where were we?" Chasity smiled maliciously. "I believe we were... here!" Chasity pressed her finger down on the 'Upload' button.
"By the time this hits the YouTube community, Chad Cooper will be no more," Teddy declared proudly.
"Dylan," Chad muttered, looking very put out.
"You gave your Dylan to Grady, now hush." Chasity scolded. She glanced at the computer screen and smirked. "And, done! Now, millions of people will see Chad..."
"Doing the macarena?" Teddy exclaimed.
"WHAT?" Chasity and Chad cried at the same time. Chasity whirled around to see a video of Chad doing the macarena.
"Oh no, we must have gotten the wrong tape!" she wailed. She pursed her lips and watched the video for a while. "Actually, I think I like this one better."
"This is gold!" Teddy laughed. "Look, we already have 300 hits!"
"I never did the macarena!" Chad protested, turning red.
"Well, this video begs to differ," Chasity snickered.
"I'm ruined," Chad groaned. "This could not possibly get any worse." Just then, the door opened once again and a very confused Sonny walked in.
"Why is there a video of Chad doing the macarena on YouTube?" she asked. Her brow furrowed when she saw Teddy, Chasity, and Chad tied to a chair.
"It's not my fault!" Chad protested, blushing deeper. He pointed angrily to the fangirls. "Those girl tied me up and-"
"Hush, Chaddykins," Chasity interrupted, waving her hand in a patronizing manner.
"Chaddykins?" Sonny asked, raising her eyebrows.
"Jealous, Sonshine?" Teddy taunted.
"Hey! Only I can call her Sonshine!" Chad protested.
"Since when have you called me Sonshine?" Sonny turned on him, looking confused. Chad turned red again and sat there silently.
"Well, now that it's quiet, let's watch this video!" Chasity said cheerfully. She pressed play and they all watched Chad do a very strange version of the macarena. He belted out the lyrics at the top of his lungs, and ended with some strange butt-wiggle and landed with his arms up and a goofy grin on his face.
There was a moment of shocked silence before all three girls started laughing hysterically.
"It's not funny!" Chad pouted, his face redder than a tomato.
"Are you kidding me?" Teddy cried, her eyes shining with tears of laughter. "That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!"
"That was - for an audition!" Chad insisted.
"Sure it was," Chasity gave him a look. "An explanation please, Mr. Dancer?" Chad looked every way for an escape, but he found none. Looking at the faces of three expectant, determined, and possibly violent girls, he gulped.
"Well, you see," he began, his voice shaking slightly. "I was sort of practicing asking S-Sonny o-out..." Chad trailed off, and Sonny's face promptly turned the same shade of red. Her eyes widened and she opened her mouth, but no sound came out.
"... and that led to you doing the macarena?" Teddy asked incredulously.
"Chad Dylan Cooper does nothing that is not unique," Chad declared.
"Obviously," muttered Chasity. There was kind of an awkward silence as Chad sat there, blushing, and Sonny stood there, paralyzed with shock.
"Pssst, creepers," Chad whispered to Teddy and Chasity. "What do I do now?" Teddy smacked her forehead with her palm.
"Ask her out you dimwit!" Teddy hissed back.
"And I would do that how...?" Chad said uncertainly. Chasity groaned and whacked him over the top of his head.
"Ugh, you are hopeless."
"MY HAIR!" Chad wailed dramatically. Chasity and Teddy rolled their eyes in unison and turned towards Sonny.
"Chad wants to go out with you," Teddy informed her.
"Just say yes so we can live life peacefully," Chasity begged. There was a moment of awkward silence as Teddy and Chasity waited expectantly, and Chad and Sonny blushed and look anywhere but each other.
"Oh, this is going nowhere!" Teddy exclaimed. "Come on, let's go." She tugged on Chasity's arm, who stopped, confused.
"But they-" Chasity began, pointing to Chad and Sonny.
"Chas, this is Chad and Sonny we're talking about," Teddy rolled her eyes. "They're not gonna confess with an audience. Come on." She tugged Chasity a little further, then whispered. "Don't worry, I have a video camera in here." Chasity nodded understandingly, gave Chad and Sonny a warning look, and followed Teddy out the door.
"So... about that thing you were going to ask me?" Sonny said after a few moments of awkward silence.
"Um, could you first untie me?" Chad asked, struggling slightly. Sonny nodded and untied the ropes around Chad's body. He got up, stretched, and rubbed his arms. "Thanks." he smiled at Sonny. "So..."
"So..." Sonny echoed, her face still slightly pink.
"Ask her out!" chorused from outside the room, causing Sonny to smile and roll her eyes. Chad's palms started sweating, and he opened his mouth a few times before speaking.
"Sonny, I know this is kind of awkward and really weird timing," Chad said hurriedly. "And normally me being myself, I would take you somewhere special and-" Sonny laughed, cutting Chad off.
"Yes, Chad, I'll go out with you," she beamed, and Chad felt his heart melt, as cheesy as that sounds.
"Oh, um, okay, cool," he replied, trying to be nonchalant. Turning his back to Sonny, Chad pumped his fist in the air and hissed "YES!"
"Chad, you know that I can see you, right?" the brunette giggled adorably, and Chad blushed wildly, looking around for a distraction.
"Creepy stalker fangirls!" he called, his face tomato red. The door swung open and Teddy and Chasity danced in, cheering madly.
"We did it! We're geniuses!" they sang, doing some kind of happy dance. Suddenly, Teddy stopped in her tracks.
"Wait! What about that teddy bear you were gonna give Sonny?" she asked, placing her hands on her hips.
"Teddy bear?" Sonny asked, confused. Chad glared at Teddy.
"Way to go!" he hissed. "That was supposed to be a surprise!"
"Aww, Chad, you were going to buy me a teddy bear?" Sonny grinned, touched. Chad blushed and scratched the back of his neck nervously.
"Well, this didn't go the way I planned," he said. "But this is for you." Chad reached into his closet and pulled out a giant carmel colored teddy bear with a red bow around its neck.
"AWW!" Sonny squealed, wrapping the teddy bear in a huge bear hug (pun intended). "He's so adorable! Thanks so much Chad!"
"You're welcome," Chad grinned, looking pleased. "So, um..." Chad cleared his throat. "I'll pick you up at seven?"
"Sure," Sonny giggled, before placing a kiss on Chad's cheek and skipping out of the dressing room. Dazed, Chad put a hand to his cheek.
"Aww, how precious," Chasity teased. "Chaddy's in love."
"Oh, give me a break," Chad muttered, his face turning red.
"Never," declared Teddy. "So, where are you taking Sonny?" Chad blushed slightly deeper.
"Uh, why should I tell you?" he said nervously. "But I have an awesome plan. Because Chad Dylan Cooper is always prepared."
"You have don't have a plan at all, do you?" Chasity asked, giving him a look.
"Nope," Chad admitted, plopping down on his sofa. "How about a steakhouse or a sushi place?"
"Fine, but you have to pick her up," Teddy informed him. "Hold the door, compliment her and pay for dinner. To begin with."
"Ugh, this stuff is so much work," Chad groaned, putting his arms behind his head.
"Do you want a great date?" Chasity asked, raising her eyebrows at him.
"Yes," Chad answered truthfully, thinking of the adorable brunette and how he had to make this date absolutely perfect, for her.
"Good." Teddy grinned in a way that worried Chad. "Then listen very carefully..."
And, scene! ;)
Thank you so much to all of you for waiting so long for us to update! Reviews would be much appreciated! :)