Title: Objectionable
Author: Kristen Sharpe
Date: May 8, 2010
Rating: K
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: "Fullmetal Alchemist" belongs to Hiromu Arakawa, Square ENIX, Studio BONES and various other parties.
Author's Note: This is probably 7 or 8 years after "Intractable" and directly follows Sage SK's short "Amenable".

Roy Mustang could only stare in surprise. He had fully expected another Elric to show up one day. Whether it would be as a State Alchemist or an enemy of the State had always been a matter of some debate.

But, he had never imagined they would come looking to be his student.

After a moment, he found his voice. "What does your father say about this?"

Elias Elric looked up at him quickly. Then, just as quickly averted his eyes.

"Do you want it... verbatim or a paraphrase?"

Mustang smiled. "Verbatim, please. I want to hear every obscene syllable."