I am starting this story, this story is just for fun and I will update it wan ever I feel like it, also it is likely this story will not have a ending and just go on forever, it's just meant to supply some humor and increase the number of alien nine story's, also who doesn't want to see Yuri wonder American McGee's version of wonderland with the Jabberwock as her traveling companion? I own absolutely nothing. Ok 3 2 1 and start!

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Chapter 1: Yuri & Jabberwock's adventure begins

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Yuri looked at the creature standing only a few feet in front of her, Kumi and Kasumi, it was unlike any alien she had seen before, mainly because it was part mechanical! It was pale green in color and resembled a dragon, it had what looked like whiskers, or feelers, Yuri couldn't tell which, it had piercing yellow eyes that glowed like some kind of demon, and then there was it's mechanical parts, it's wings were entirely robotic, machinery partially covered it's torso, a light at the front of the parts on the torso glowed and gears were visible on the creatures stomach, there was also machinery on it's back and steam could be seen coming out, it's tail also had robotic parts almost completely covering it. This creature gave off a unnatural vibe to Yuri, she was vary frightened of what it could do. Her borg clenched his teeth sensing this. The creature looked ready to fight so the three alien fighters prepared to fight.

The Jabberwock glared at his opponents. He didn't know how he got here, or even how he was still alive. But he did know he had to get back to Wonderland, and he could feel that these three human girls and there strange frog hats would get in his way. human girls…just like the one he hated most. Anger flared up inside him as he got ready to fight and his opponents did the same.

"Ok go!" Kumi shouted out as she and Kasumi skated towards the Jabberwock head on with Yuri lagging behind.

"Yuri is everything ok? This isn't you're usual fear," Yuri's borg asked and she glanced up at him.

"It's complicated," Yuri answered. Her borg decided not to push the issue and they continued to face the Jabberwock, as Kumi and Kasumi already were, Kumi's borg shot drills at the Jabberwock but he whacked them away easily. Kasumi got ready to strike the Jabberwock from behind.

"Nya!" Kasumi called out as she was about to strike the Jabberwock's tail but he swiftly turned around and knocked her away. Yuri looked scared as she came up to the Jabberwock and her borg looked ready to fight.

"Y-you don't b-belong here you need to go," Yuri said trying to sound intimidating but failing at it, badly. The Jabberwock glared at Yuri with his big glowing eyes.

"I know that! Why wont you let me leave!" the Jabberwock asked glaring at Yuri. Yuri jumped in shock.

"Y-you can talk!" Yuri shouted in surprise and Kumi and Kasumi also looked shocked, but the borg's simply rolled there eyes.

"Yes I talk! And I need to get home!" the Jabberwock growled causing Yuri to cower, the Jabberwock smirked, just because he needed to get home didn't mean he couldn't have some fun "And look at you! Cowering while you're teammates do the work, I bet you complain a lot and that most of you're teams failures are you're fault!" the Jabberwock yelled as tears formed in Yuri's eyes, the Jabberwock's and Yuri's eyes met "It's true isn't it!" the Jabberwock said sounding vary harsh and Yuri began to cry.

"Yuri don't listen to him! He's just messing with you're head!" Yuri's borg tolled Yuri but she continued to cry.

"You're borg is right Yuri!" Kumi called out.

"Ya Nya!" Kasumi added. Yuri looked up and wiped the tears from her eyes.

"Ok time to get rid of this alien!" Yuri called out in a sudden surge of bravery but then her eyes widened "Alien!" Yuri cried out jumping away from the Jabberwock. Yuri's Borg sighed.

"Alien? I'm not a alien!" the Jabberwock yelled.

"Wait then what are you?" Kumi asked. The Jabberwock was about to answer wan suddenly a portal opened in front of them all and began pulling them in.

"What the heck is this!" Kumi yelled as she was pulled in.

"I don't know but hold on!" Kumi's borg said but suddenly he was pulled off Kumi's head from the power of the portal "Kumi!" He called out as he disappeared into the portal.

"Borg!" Kumi called out before she to was sucked into the portal "AAAAHHHH!" she yelled but she was grabbed by the drills of Kasumi's borg.

"Got you, nya!" Kasumi said happily, before her borg was pulled off and fell into the portal with Kumi.

"…Oh well, guess I'm next," Kasumi shrugged before she was pulled into the portal "Nya!" she called out before she disappeared into the portal. Yuri was cowering as her borg was sucked off her head and into the portal.

"Yuri!" Yuri's borg cried as he disappeared. Yuri looked up briefly before going back to huddling up.

"I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!" Yuri cried as the Jabberwock was being pulled into the portal.

"Yes! Yes! Down the rabbit hole!" the Jabberwock yelled in excitement as he was pulled into the portal. But as he was being sucked in he bonked into Yuri who was also being sucked in "Hey!" the Jabberwock yelled in annoyance.

"I-" Yuri began but whatever she was going to say was cut off as they disappeared into the portal.

Yuri and the Jabberwock appeared in a dark forest and hit the ground harshly as they had appeared in the air. Yuri looked around, scared.

"Where are we?" Yuri asked.

"My home, Wonderland!" the Jabberwock said looking around happily.

"…Doesn't look very wonderful," Yuri said with a frown.

"Well stupid child, I would love to talk to you about how much my home stinks, but I must be going!" the Jabberwock said in annoyance and began walking away, with Yuri being pulled along also. Yuri realized this and looked down and at her back.

"Um…Sir," Yuri said looking frightened and freaked out.

"What!" the Jabberwock growled turning to Yuri, but then he noticed something metal sticking out of Yuri's back, he followed it with his eyes until he saw that it was in fact his tail. The end of his tail was connected to Yuri's back "Oh-" the Jabberwock said with his eyes wide.

"-Crud" Yuri finished her eyes just as wide.

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Well that's this chapter, not much humor yet, but it will have humor more as the story goes on, well just review if you like this and I will update…eventually.