Hey guys, I want to apologize. Really. I've been a terrible authour to you readers, and I'm sorry for that. Here's the new chapter! I own nothing!
Me: Welcome one, and welcome all! Let's start. From Kevin, Margaret is going to be in the next two chapters, and then everyone except Mirana to pull pranks on Iracebeth.
Alice: Hi Margaret! *hugs*
Stayne: YES! Pranks! FINALLY! *gives Iracebeth a wedgie*
Iracebeth: STAYNE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
Mallymkun: Well, at least we know the answer to the infamous question. Iracebeth of Crims, boxers or briefs?
Iracebeth: *face reddening* DON'T YOU DARE-
Alice: Okay, calm down. Kevin also wants to know if Stayne had to marry Iracebeth or Mirana, who would it be?
Stayne: Easy. Mirana.
Iracebeth: Everybody hates me, don't they.
Me: Uh, kind of. From Ranguvar27, they're sorry, Stayne, that they made you juggle eggs and well, ask me to give you a kiss! So, here. *kisses Stayne*
Stayne: Thanks. I forgive them..I guess..
Chessur: WAIT! Now for the dares...Stayne, kiss Mirana. Like, really kiss her.
Stayne: If I must! *snogs Mirana*
Mirana: That was disgusting. Really Rang? Really?
McTwisp: Yes, really! Now, everybody sing "You Are My Sunshine!"
You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine,
You make me happy,
When skies are gray,
You'll never know dear,
How much I love you,
Please don't take my sunshine away.
Iracebeth: What a perfectly horrid song.
Tarrant: I quite liked it, actually. I'm sorry, dear friend, but Thackery, you must go two episodes without throwing a thing.
Thackery: *gets down on knees* WHYY?
Margaret: Um, is he alright, Alice?
Alice: Perfectly sane.
Me: And lets have Tarrant throw pies at Hamish. AND HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DUCK! MWAHAHAHAHA! *continues laughing manically*
Hamish:...Should I be worried?
Tarrant: *with key lime pie in hand* Yes. *throws pies with glee*
Me: Okay, that's good. I need some of those pies for Christmas. From Neverland child, Alice, kiss Tarrant.
Mirana: I'm losing track of how many times those two have kissed.
Alice: *kisses Tarrant* I don't mind.
Stayne: Oh, don't make me puke.
Chessur: Tarrant, from deathroman13, act like Ichabod Crane for a day. Including fainting.
Tarrant: Yay! More crazy man people! *faints*
Me: Um...what are we supposed to do with him?
Stayne: I say we get a marker and draw on his face!
Iracebeth: You do that, Ilosovic.
Me: Moving on! From IngloriousShosanna, Alice, marry Stayne and have kids.
Alice: Bit long of a dare, isn't it?
(they get married, blah blah blah, Tarrant throws a fit, blah blah blah, nearly murders Stayne, blah blah blah, Alice and Stayne have twins, blah blah blah blah)
One year and lots of screaming later...
Me: Well, now that's done...
Tarrant: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! *faints*
Mallymkun: From jjhatter, Alice and Tarrant, sing "All I Ask of You" from Phantom of the Opera.
Alice: Will do!
Tarrant: No more talk of darkness, forget these wide-eyed fears. I'm here, nothing can harm you, my words will warm and calm you. Let me be your freedom, let daylight dry you tears. I'm here with you, beside you, to guard you and guide you...
Alice: Say you love me every waking moment, turn my head with talk of summertime...Say you need me with you now and always...Promise me that all you say is true, that's all I ask of you.
Tarrant: Let me be your shelter, let me be your light. You're safe, no one will find you, your fears are far behind you...
Alice: All I want is freedom, a world with no more night, and you, always beside me, to hold me and to hide me...
Tarrant: Then say you'll share with me, one love, one lifetime. Let me lead you from your solitude. Say you need me with you here, beside you...anywhere you go, let me go too. Alice, that's all I ask of you.
Alice: Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime...say the word and I will follow you...
Both: Share each day with me, each night, each morning...
Alice: Say you love me...
Tarrant: You know I do..
Both: Love me, that's all I ask of you, anywhere you go, let me go too. Love me, that's all I ask of you.
Me: That was great guys. So, Chess, feel like acting like Garfield?
Margaret: He's a fat orange cat. Which means...*gets orange paintbucket*
Chessur: NO! *disappears*
Me: Shoot, how are we supposed to find him now?
Chessur: *appears by the door* You're not. *runs away*
Margaret: I got this. *runs after him*
Thackery: What's next?
Tarrant: jjhatter would like Iracebethy to dye her hair blue.
Me: I'd actually be happy to do that! *dyes Iracebeth's hair*
Thackery: YO LISTEN UP, HERE'S A STORY, ABOUT A YELLING QUEEN WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD, AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING SHE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HER-
Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum: Inside and outside!
Tarrant: Blue her house, with a blue little window and a blue Corvette and everything is blue for her, and herself and everybody around-
Me: COZ SHE'S AIN'T GOT, NOBODY, TO LISTEN TO!
Alice: Okay...Stayne, hug Mirana every time someone says her name.
Stayne: Does that count?
Me: Probably. Yeah.
Mirana: *hugs Stayne* You smell like Ramen noodles.
Stayne: I got hungry. And have you noticed it's FREEZING outside?
Hamish: I would like to ask a question, if I may.
Me: Stop being so formal and you can, snot rod.
Hamish: Ahem hem. To Nivens, the White Rabbit, I pose this puzzler. Random question, but what is your favourite colour? Blue, gold, white, or none of the above?
Nivens: I must say I prefer blue. It's quite a calming colour, but scares me when it's on Iracebeth.
Iracebeth: OFFENSE TAKEN.
Margaret: And the Tweedles must perform at least part of Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?" skit.
Tweedle-Dee: This will be plenty of fun, this will.
Tweedle-Dum: Plenty of fun this will be!
Tweedle-Dum: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
Tweedle-Dee: (As Costello) What's the guy's name on first base?
Tweedle-Dum: (As Abbott) No. What is on second.
Tweedle-Dee: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Tweedle-Dum: Who's on first.
Tweedle-Dee: I don't know.
Tweedle-Dum: He's on third, we're not talking about him.
Tweedle-Dee: Now how did I get on third base?
Tweedle-Dum: Why, you mentioned his name!
Tweedle-Dee: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Tweedle-Dum: No. Who's playing first.
Tweedle-Dee: What's on first?
Tweedle-Dum: What's on second.
Tweedle-Dee: I don't know.
Tweedle-Dum: He's on third.
Tweedle-Dee: There I go, back on third again!
Hamish: I lost it at What's on second...
Tarrant: I understood it! Why can't Abbott understand that I don't know is on third! They always get back to that...
Mallymkun: From Katherine NotGreat, Stayne, are you related to the late Serbian president, and are you of Slavonic or German descent?
Stayne: Um, no, no, and no. I'm actually from this small town in Underland, right under this place called Luxembourg in Overland.
McTwisp: And Alice, why are you wearing a dress meant for girls under 14 and 15 at age 19?
Alice: Well, I liked the dress alot, and there was no way I would ever wear the dresses that my mother got me for 19 year olds. They were atrocious.
Me: Did you really just say atrocious?
Alice: Yes. Why?
Me: Atrocious. Atrocious. I think it'll be my word of the week. So, my apologies to Katherine NotGreat, can you please PM me what a chardash is and the cock-a-doodle? And the Hamlet scene? I would've done it but I had no idea what it was. Promise it'll be in the next chapter!
Everyone: SEE YA NEXT TIME!