Okay, so here's the mpreg story I promised all of you, I started writing this story in September 2009, so there's some fact here that doesn't match with season 5! But just forget about that okay? I've written 9 chapters so far, so let's see how it goes!

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Dean was looking at Sam with the; 'What the fuck are you talking about?' look and Sam sighed.

"I think you're-"

"Don't say it" Dean said and held up a finger in front of Sam's friend.

"Dean, you're-"

"I can't be" Dean cut him off again "It's not possible"

"You remember last month?"

"No, I've forgotten that month, please fill me in" Dean said sarcastically and rolled his eyes.

"The small town- The mystic pregnancies- The cave-?" Sam hinted and Dean cocked an eyebrow.

"The fertility idol?" Sam continued.

"Indiana Jones?" Dean joked and now Sam rolled his eyes at him.

Dean just laughed quietly "Sam, let me refresh your memory, that idol only worked on women, once every 500th years or so right?"

"Well, yeah" Sam agreed.

"Women Sam, I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't sit down while I pee" Dean argued and sat down at the edge of the bed.

"I don't think any guy actually- touched it before you did" Sam said, and held up his hands when Dean looked irritated at him.

"Just saying"

"Well, don't"

Sam sat down next to Dean on the king sized bed.

"Dean, we should check-"

"Check, CHECK?!" Dean yelled and got up from the bed again "Sam, I am not pregnant okay?!"

"Dean, you're nauseous, tired, you're lower back hurts-"

"Shut up, Sam"

"If you don't believe you're pregnant it won't do any harm to check, I'll go to the drug store for you if you want" Sam said, his voice still calm.

"If that's what'll take to convince you, okay" Dean said and lay down on the bed and turned the TV on. "Well?" he asked when Sam didn't move.

Sam sighed "I'll be right back" as he threw on his jacket, put on his boots and was out the door, without knowing that his big brother was actually really worried.

It didn't take long before Sam was back; Dean put on his confidence attitude and grinned at him.

"Here" Sam said and tossed Dean a pregnancy test.

"Sam, is this really necessary?" He asked.

"If you're so sure you're not pregnant, why can't you just take it?"

"Because-"Dean said, almost admitting that he was scared he might be, almost. "Fine" he said and marched into the bathroom.

Sam was leaning against the wall next to the bathroom door, all kind of thoughts going through his head. He didn't know how long Dean had been in there when he heard the doorknob turn and Dean opened the door "You bought more?"

Sam looked a little frightened for a while before nodding "Sure" he said and got another test and handed it to Dean who then slammed the door in his face.

"Dean?" He asked after a little while "Are you okay in there?"

Dean slowly opened the door "Give me a bottle of water… And another test"

Sam sighed, but did as he was told, getting a bottle of water from the mini refrigerator and another pregnancy test, it was the last one he'd bought.

Dean grabbed both items out of Sam's hand and once again slammed the door in his brother's face.

It took some time, but then Sam heard Dean on the other side of the door "Oh, hell no!"

Sam entered the room "Dean, what?" He asked, even though he pretty much knew why,

"Oh, hell no!" Dean repeated and looked down at the three pregnancy tests laying on the edge of the sink "Oh-hell-no!"

"Dean relax" Sam said and looked at the pregnancy test:

The one who was supposed to show a cross if positive; showed a cross and the one who was suppose to turn pink; was pink, and the last one showed one happy, smiley face.

Dean looked completely shocked and absolutely furious at the same time.

"Not all people would think of this as good news" Sam innocently murmured while looking at the smiley face.

"You-"Dean growled and pushed at Sam's chest "You did this to me!"

"Wait, what?" Sam squealed and took a step away from Dean.

"You horny bastard" Dean said.

"Again; what?" Sam asked.

"If you had bottomed that night, then you would have been the one with the bun in the oven" Dean hissed.

"Okay, first of all; you can't blame me; I never forced you into anything and second of all, I never touched the damn thing"

Dean wanted to say something snappy back, but instead he just said "Still"

Sam sighed and buried his face in his hands before turning his attention back to Dean "Okay, let's just… Try to work this thing out okay?"

"No Sam, there's nothing to work out, because I can't have a baby" He said "We have to find a way to stop this"

"Stop it? We can't stop it, it's already happening" Sam said.

"No" Dean said "After what we went through during that damn apocalypse, the angels owe us one, or at least Cas owe us one"

"Dean, are you listening to yourself?" Sam said, taking a hold of his brother's arm "First of all, you said we were done with the angels, they did what they were supposed to, and we did what we were supposed to, remember? And second of all; this is a baby we're talking about"

Dean puffed.

"Our baby" Sam finished.

"Oh god" Dean said and walked away from Sam "Can this be any more chick flick?"

Sam followed Dean, clearly not letting his brother have the space he needed. He touched Dean's shoulder, making him turn around.

"No, Sam" Dean said firmly "I can't do it, I'm sorry"

Sam got that look on his face, the look that broke Dean's heart every time he saw it. Dean sighed and ran a hand through his hair.

"Look, I'm sorry too okay?" Sam asked "If I knew this would happen…"

"Well, you didn't know" Dean said "I knew there was gonna be changes when you and I got together Sam, but this- this is…"

"It's a miracle"

"Oh, come on"

"What?" Sam asked "You're gonna tell me that miracles doesn't happen, that angels doesn't exist?"

Dean wanted to say that, but then he would be the one sounding crazy, because they both knew angels existed and miracles actually did happen.

"Screw that" Dean ended up saying "You can't ask me to do this"

"Dean, I'm just saying- consider it"

"How can I consider having a baby? I can't have a baby; I don't even understand how I can be pregnant"

"Because it was meant to happen" he heard a familiar voice behind him.

"Son of a bitch" Dean mumbled as he turned around and saw Castiel standing in the corner of the room.

"Hey, nice to see you, sit down, and make yourself comfortable" Dean said sarcastically "Can I get you something to eat, drink maybe? Oh, by the way; what the fuck is happening here?"

"Dean" Sam said calmly.

"And you- stop being so fucking calm because I for one; is not calm!" Dean yelled at Sam.

Castiel took a step closer "You should relax Dean, the stress isn't good for the baby"

Sam could see Dean's head was about to explode, but his brother took a deep breath and regained himself.

"Yeah, you wanna fill me in a little bit here?"

"Well, it wasn't exactly meant to happen, but now that it has, you are mean to have it" He answered.

"Aha-aha" Dean said nodding his head "And why is that?"

The angel didn't answer

"Wait" Sam said "Does this mean Dean has a uterus?"

Castiel nodded and Sam laughed.

"That's-" he started, but looked over at Dean and saw his expression "Not funny at all"

"Take care of this child, it will do great things" Castiel said and with that they were both gone.

Dean looked over at Sam who met his eyes in a comforting look.

"I'm never bottoming for you again"

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