Hello all my faithful readers! Thanks sooooooo much for being SO INCREDIBLY patient! It's all about to pay off my pretties! I just got a new computer, so I can update like NO OTHA. :D Anyways, I hope you enjoy this next update. Raoul was a bit hesitant to join me in this interview-style update, but he eventually gave in. What I have not told him…is that we have a special guest. Mweeheeeheeee. Enjoy the REALLY LONG show, y'all! Sorry if it's too much to read. XD There were so many reviews! I hope it doesn't bother you guys going from such short chapters to this insanely long one. XD Anyways! Enjoy! (Bee tee dubs, still not owning anything.)

Me:

So, hey Raoul.

Raoul:

…Hello.

Me:

You ready to start this thing?

Raoul:

…Ready as I will ever be I suppose.

Me:

AWESHUM! So the first review we've got here is from Blazenaire Alda. And I quote,

"Lmao! Love this story so much, funny as all hell! :D Hmm... as for Erik being sexy, I'll have to say his dark, mysterious nature and that voice of his! *blanks out* Ok, back again. I, being the Erik fangirl I am, must say this. Raoul truly is a fop though my sis is one very rare being. A fop fangirl! :O Well, anyway... story is great and please keep posting in the future! :) Blaze"

Raoul:

What's "Lmao," rofl? ( his nickname for me, seeing as I am roflcopterskates :P)

Me:

Laugh my ass off.

Raoul:

Oh. …Well…I must say I'm a little hurt that everyone revels in my humiliation.

Me:

Oh Raoul, don't be a baby. It's all in good fun. So that's not what's going on now, Raoul! What do you think about her opinion?

Raoul:

Well…I dunno…

Me:

*mischevious smile*

Raoul:

Well…I suppose I think that-*looks at me* …Why are you smiling like that?

Me:

Nooooo reason. It's just that WE HAVE A GUEST!

Raoul:

…Wait what?

Me:

That's right! Come on down, Erik!

Fangirls:

*go crazy*

Erik:

*comes in, takes a seat beside me*

Me:

Thanks for joining us, Erik! *looks to the audience, aka you* You guys better appreciate this! I had to pay a ton of money to get him here in the same room with Raoul for an entire interview!

Erik:

*nods* You guys know how much I hate this guy…

Raoul:

*huge smile* OH MY GODDDDDD IT'S ERIIIIIIIIIIIIIK. HIIIIIII BEST FRIEND!

Erik:

*heaving sigh* Can we just carry on, please?

Me:

Yeah of course we-Raoul, stop breathing in Erik's ear like that guy on Hey Arnold. Get back in your seat.

Raoul:

*goes back to his seat, huge smile at Erik*

Me:

So anyways! Opinions, guys! Blaze was nice enough to leave a review! *looks to Blaze in the audience* Thank you Blaze.

Erik:

…I'm dark and mysterious…yes…I like that. Dangerous! Yes! YOU HEAR THAT, RAOUL? SO STAY AWAY!

Raoul:

I like his voice too, Blaze! It's like all "GRRRR I'M MAD AT YOU!"

Me:

…I don't think that's what she was talking about, Raoul…

Raoul:

Well then what WAS she talking about? His voice has this richness and power in it!

Me:

…Well ok you PARTIALLY got it, but I think she's talking about his singing voice.

Raoul:

WHAT. I SING SO MUCH BETTERER! Remember? I sound like a dying cat! I know you read that bit in my diary!

Me:

…Dying cats don't sound good, Raoul.

Raoul:

Ridiculous! Of course they do!

Me:

*sighs* Whatever. Keep thinking that. Any other thoughts guys?

Erik:

*small bow to Blaze* I thank you for your kind words. ….Everyone knows I don't receive them often… (A/N: The editors of the interview photoshopped a single tear on Erik's face at this time.)

Me:

Aw. Yes. Thank you indeed, Blaze. *looks to Raoul* How bout you, fop?

Raoul:

Well…I just wanted to know why it's so crazy her sister likes me. I'm a cool guy! I'm all rich and I have a moustache and-

Me:

*snickers, leans over to Erik, whispers* You know who else has moustaches?

Erik:

Who?

Me:

MELODRAMA VILLAINS.

Erik:

*snickers*

Raoul:

-so I just don't get why it's so insane!

Me:

Tell you what, Raoul. Just deal with it. Next review! This one is from MotherTheresa8. They say,

"omg! So funny! Well, Raoul, Erik is a VERY very sexy beast. Unlike you, he doesn't become a bitter old drunk in the sequel ((read about it X3)) and actually likes and listens to what girls like. Plus he knows how to treat women right. =3 Gawd! I don't know why it took Christine so long to realize E-*mouth is covered*
Sara *one of my anime ocs*: Emma...you're going on a spoiler rant again."

First thoughts, guys?

Erik:

I had no idea people thought I was so sexy.

Me:

…I don't even want to answer that because it's so obvious.

Raoul:

Bitter old drunk! The audacity!

Erik:

It's true. You were a royal prick. A douche bag. A jerkwad.

Raoul:

*sighs* I can't really argue with you…you are SO much smarter than me Erik!

Erik:

This is true. And, Most Noble MotherTheresa8, I am flattered you think I treat women correctly. I like to think I do as well.

Raoul:

*pouts and whines* I treat women right too!

Me:

Yooooou do not.

Raoul:

But I was so chivalrous and cute in the first movie!

Me:

Yeah. You were probably PRETENDING so you could win Christine over, you horrible person! Cruelly taking her from Erik-poo-poo-kins….

Erik:

….Never call me that again, please.

Me:

Right…sorry.

Raoul:

HELLO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW I DON'T TREAT WOMEN RIGHT? It's madness! I most definitely do!

Me:

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA!

Erik and Raoul:

*look at me strangely*

Me:

….Sorry. You just…you said madness….and Gerard Butler's voice came into my head…because Erik kinda is Gerard….and…I thought of that…and-

Erik and Raoul:

*look at me even more strangely for breaking their fourth wall and their brains*

Me:

….Shutting up.

Erik:

Anyway. Raoul, you treat women horribly. I will admit you did treat Christine with the most gentlemanly respect in our first encounter…but later….you became a real dick.

Raoul:

WAAAAHHHHH ERIK YOU'RE SO MEAN!

Me:

I thought you said that his insults meant he liked you?

Raoul:

That's ANGER. THAT IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING!

Me:

…Whatever.

Erik:

AS I WAS SAYING. I just have one more thing to add before we move onto the next review, rofl.

Me:

Ok…go for it.

Erik:

*stares at Raoul evilly with a smirk* The baby was mine.

Raoul:

WHA….BUT….I-!

Erik:

So the next review is from….oh sorry. MotherTheresa8, thank you for your feedback!

Me:

Yeah! Thanks! I'm really glad you like it!

Erik:

So…ahem. As I was saying. Next review is from hershey345,

"First of all, this is the funniest thing I've read it a LONG time! Keep writing =]
Second of all,

Dear Raoul,
How is Erik NOT a sexy beast? Have you heard him sing? *giggle/drool* Honestly, any guy that can sing like that and can play an instrument and can write music AND looks that amazing in a cape is obviously the Sexiest Man Alive (Take that, Ryan Reynolds!)

Plus who doesn't love a man in a mask?

Love,
Rosie 3"

HA! MORE WIN! ERIK 2, RAOUL ZERRROOOOO. *clears throat* Ahem. Sorry. I just…I am very much liking all these compliments. And I am glad so many of you have been rooting for me and my Christine…

Me:

*snickers* Raoul you just got PWNED.

Raoul:

Erik you're mean! You're hogging all the fangirls!

Me:

It's not his fault he's way more attractive and appealing than you.

Raoul:

BUT HE'S LIKE 40 AND CHRISTINE IS LIKE 18! HA! BET YOU GUYS DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT, HUH?

Me:

Correction. Since Gerard Butler played the Phantom in the movie, any past images of him were completely erased and replaced with his beautiful 30-year-old image. Plus, that kind of stuff happened all the time back in your guys' time. SO HA.

Raoul:

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Erik:

Why is my cape so appealing?

Me:

It's NOT the cape! It's the cape TWIRL. …And kinda the cape. You just work it, Erik.

Erik:

Well…I am glad I can….work…the cape.

Raoul:

What about me! This fanfiction is called RAOUL'S diary! Not LET'S TALK ABOUT EVERY ATTRACTIVE ASPECT OF ERIK'S diary!

Me:

Well it should be.

Raoul:

Then why don't you change it?

Me:

It wouldn't be nearly as entertaining as seeing how stupid you are.

Raoul:

WAAAAAAHHHHH ERIK! ROFLKINS IS SAYING MEAN THINGS TO ME!

Erik:

Don't care. *smiling, scratching underneath Christine's chin, serenading her, AND writing music at the same time. (A/N: He IS a genius. :P)*

Me:

…Erik, where'd Christine come from?

Erik:

Shut up, she's totally in love with me right now.

Me:

Erik, she's BEEN in love with you.

Erik:

…Right. …Sorry, Christine. I am a bit preoccupied.

Christine:

*sighs. leaves*

Me:

I'm sorry we're getting so off-track, hershey345. *looks to Raoul* So, what else do you have to say?

Raoul:

Still not seeing it.

Me:

WHAT! You still don't see why everyone loves Erik so much?

Raoul:

Nope.

Me:

Grr! Next review then! Little Luxa says,

"It's very simple Raoul,
Erik's smexy cape twirl is better than your hair (even though you take good care of it)
Erik's punjabbing and sword fighting skills are better than your sword fighting skills
Erik is worshiped by thousands of Phans while you only have your diary to fawn over you
Erik can sing and you can't even keep a tune
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...
Erik is just bad ass
You, on the other hand are a pansy with split ends!
Muhahahahaha!

Little Luxa"

Raoul:

HOW IS ANYTHING BETTER THAN MY HAIR?

Me:

Your hair doesn't swirl like his cape. Plus, your hair is just your hair. When Erik twirls his cape, you can see his fancy clothes underneath. PLUS PLUS he wears a sexy ruffly pirate shirt.

Raoul:

I did too!

Me:

His is better because of the mask.

Erik:

…THOUSANDS of phans…?

Me:

…Maaaaybe we should change the subject before Erik gets a big head.

Raoul:

NO! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS INSULT! My hair is so much better! I am a great sword fighter! …I…I have that one fangirl! Blaze's sister! And…and! I CAN sing! I SOUND like a dying cat! The best compliment one can receive on singing and…and…!

Me:

*shakes head shamefully* Just give it up, Raoul.

Erik:

If you were such an awesome sword fighter…how come the baby is mine?

Me:

Oh gross, Erik. Did you really have to go there?

Erik:

*laughs*

Me:

I would just like to apologize for Erik's….suggestive slur.

Erik:

Oh come on, it was just a joke!

Raoul:

I don't get it.

Me:

Just let it go, Raoul…

Raoul:

Only if I get to read the next review…

Me:

*sighs* Fine. Go ahead.

Raoul:

Yay! This next one is from Vaxnashan. They say,

"RAOUL! How do you NOT know how Erik is hot! Have you SEEN him in that tight clothing! And his eyes... They're so pretty... XD i feel like a rambling fangirl!"

Me:

*looks to Vaxnashan in the audience* Don't worry. I'm a rambling fangirl too.

Raoul:

Don't encourage them!

Me:

They just have good taste.

Erik:

…I look good in tight clothing? …And I have nice eyes? *smiles*

Me:

Awwww! Look Vaxnashan! You made him happy! Yay.

Raoul:

OKOK. I WILL admit that Erik…IS…better looking. …I mean…even though he's got the whole…face thing going on…

Me:

Yeah. And you have a creepy moustache. Deformed face is greater than creepy moustache you nibble on when you're nervous. Who DOES that anyway!

Raoul:

It's like gum!

Me:

….Ew?

Erik:

I wanna read the next one! I like this!

Me:

Yay! Everyone is making him so happy!

Erik:

This one is from mirifaery. They say,

"...Seriously? You want to know why phangirls love Erik? Wow, okay. Well, Erik is a genius. And plus he sings. Awesomeness. He composes. Very awesome. He may be insane, but dammit, he's interesting. And he has a cape. Which wins big points. I think I mentioned twirly cape thingies. He also kinda has that Mr Tall Dark and Dangerous appeal going for him too. And that, dear Monsieur de Changy, I find Erik attractive."

Thank you mirifaery! I'm glad I win so many awesome points with you.

Me:

I agree with everything you just said, mirifaery. You hit the nail on the head with this one.

Raoul:

How does ANYTHING make up for insanity?

Me:

Shut up, Raoul. You're ruining the moment.

Raoul:

Hmph. I still don't see what's so great about being smart, and having a great voice, and composing, and being interesting, and wearing capes sexily, and Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome/Dangerous…

Me:

…Raoul were you dropped on your head when you were born?

Raoul:

Possibly, why?

Me:

Just checkin.

Erik:

Tell me why it's great, rofl!

Me:

*sighs, smiles* Ok. It's great because EVERYTHING is great about it. It makes you all sweet and sensitive and nice and mysterious and girls totally love it.

Erik:

I was actually very bitter about coming here to sit with that idiot this whole time…

Raoul:

*eyes water*

Erik:

But I find I am really enjoying the experience!

Raoul:

Well duh! Everyone is just THROWING compliments and LOVE on you!

Me:

BECAUSE HE NEVER GOT IT EVER, THANKS TO YOU, RAOUL!

Raoul:

Meep.

Me:

…Ok, sorry, Raoul. You have a special little place in my heart too. You're nice. But you're an idiot.

Raoul:

….Can I read the last one, rofl?

Me:

*sigh* Fine. It's the least I can do.

Raoul:

Alrighty! Last one! This is from LivvyLovesPhantom. They say,

"Erik is amazing because he can sing! Really well! His voice is hypnotising and puts girls to sleep. And he holds such passion, that's what the rose is all about you know. Plus, he looks good in a cape! So my little Raoul, that is why Erik is SMOKING!"

Me:

I must say…I love your use of the word passion, Livvy. It just sounds so….it just captures Erik so perfectly!

Erik:

I FEEL SO LOVED

Me:

Well that's good!

Raoul:

I feel so neglected!

Me:

That is also good!

Raoul:

….So…let me get this straight. Erik is loved by everyone because he sings, he's sexy, he wears a cape, he is a genius, he's hypnotizing, he's alluring, he's mysterious, and he's pretty much got EVERYTHING going for him because he also has the sad puppy thing going because he was neglected his entire life?

Me:

HE CAN BE TAUGHT!

Raoul:

…Ok. …Fine. …I'll admit. …I knew the whole time that all this stuff was true.

Me:

Then why did you fight it so much!

Raoul:

…I didn't want it to be true…

Me:

*sighs* Raoul, it's ok to be jealous of Erik. He is CLEARLY so much better than you.

Raoul:

Well…in the next chapter I'm going to make him even more wonderful!

Me:

*snicker* Riiiight… *knows what is in store* Anyways. That looks like it's about it!

Erik:

Thank you all my loyal phangirls! All of you that sent in these reviews, I truly truly appreciate them! And I;m sure rofl likes hearing you like her work.

Me:

I do!

Raoul:

Well….what if I changed somehow? *still can't get off the whole being-less-awesome-than-Erik*

Christine:

*comes in* Not for all the tequila in Mexico.

Erik:

*leaves with her*

Me:

*laughing* Ok Raoul. That was the greatest burn I have ever heard in my life. And it's so ironic because you probably DRANK all the tequila in Mexico so you KNOW how great it'd be!

Raoul:

*pouts* I shall prevail in the next chapter! You watch!

Me:

Well, that looks like that's all for this chapter! Thanks all so much for your patience and I'll update ASAP with more of Raoul's crazy adventures. Hope you enjoyed this interview, and thank you to everyone who sent in their reviews! You made Erik and myself very happy. PEACE OUT! Oh! And review please! Bye!