Story **Author's Note : Ok folks. Just a reminder. This goes to the tune of "Yankee Doodle". If you know it you have to SING it so it makes sense. Belt it out people!! If you don't know Yankee Doodle tough nuggets.



Mario, the plumber one, He always saved Pauline. Yet soon he found it wasn't fun; He couldn't take her scream.


Mario, now plumbers two, Saved Princess with Luigi From a guy named Bowser who Thought it was much too easy.


When this plot seemed much too old The brothers made a plan. They'd get the girl and coins of gold, And then they'd leave Japan!


CHORUS: Mario and Luigi, They had to get away. The plumbers need a break, they didn't Want to save the day.


The two of them, they found the night, To save her one last time. When they snuck in it was alright, The plan was goin' fine.


They found the Princess Toadstool in A state of great distress. When asked, "What's Wrong?" she answered them "I cannot find a dress!"


The plumbers rolled their eyes but still Continued on their journey. They walked and walked and walked until It was about 12:30.


Mario and Luigi, They had to get away. The plumbers need a break, they didn't Want to save the day.


Somehow they made it out of there, The three of them with coins. Luigi found a dress for Princess At a mall called "Froinz."


They found a boat to New York and They took it right away. Mario got sick, but he was Feeling good the next day.


The brothers and the Princess landed On the shores of Yonkers. They found a place in Brooklyn Far away from Donkey Kong-ers.


Mario and Luigi, They had to get away. The plumbers need a break, they didn't Want to save the day.


The plumbers keep the family biz, From leaks they'll never flee, But they're annoyed with Princess now…… Cause they're the plumbers three!!!



*Author's Note: Ok! So I've heard it was stupid in the past, but I'm starting on a clean slate! I felt like this wasn't getting much publicity from Nintendoland, (DANG IT ALL! Why is that BLODDY SITE always shut down??!?!) so I decided to bring it here! Oh, and about the mall entitled "Froinz"……don't ask. I'd like to see YOU come up with something better than rhymes with coins!* ^_^