Hell's Commandments

Thou shall NOT piss of the harpies.

Thou shall NOT drink Red Bull ; for those smart assess that means you can't take it rectally either.

Thou shall NOT play fetch with the hellhounds.

Thou shall NOT piss off/start a fight with the arch angels. You wont win. Trust me.

Thou shall NOT bring any LIVING humans into hell. Living as in alive, still breathing, heart STILL BEATING, and still moving.

Thou shall NOT take Lucifer's fuzzy slippers!!! : That's right; I KNOW IT WAS YOU BOB!!! :

Thou shall NOT eat/kill/or viciously maim the doctors, vets, nurses or dentists: I paid them good money damnit!!! :

Thou shall NOT insult God. Do I EVEN HAVE to say how stupid that is?

Thou shall NOT insult Michael.

THOU SHALL NOT BRING ANY HUMAN FANGIRLS INTO HELL!! PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!!!

Thou shall not give Lucifer ANY type of drugs. Whoever dares to do this I will PERSONNALLY HUNT YOUR ASSESS DOWN!!!!!

Michael.

Yeah I know how stupid this is… Inspired by a conversation a friend and I had at lunch. I do not own the bible, Lucifer or Michael.