Spazz: yo what's up my bitches?

Naruto: why the hell does it take you that long to update a fucking story?

Spazz: because my exams are coming up soon

Naruto: lame excuse

Sakura: *smacks Naruto* Naruto leave her alone

Naruto: but Sakura-chan

Spazz: sorry I've been watching a new show lately called "Durarara" and it's fucking awesome

Naruto: how come you hardly watch my show any more?

Spazz: because it's fucking boring xP

Naruto: jerk!

Spazz: bastard

Sakura: both of you behave!

Spazz: anyways this is a lemon request for ref346 who asked for anal sex and gangbang

Naruto: that sounds hot

Sakura: T^T why me?

Spazz: because you're everyone's favorite uke!

Sakura: *glares at Spazz*

Spazz: I speak the truth *waves white flag*

Naruto: yeah Sakura-chan, don't be too harsh on her *wraps arm around Sakura's shoulder*

Sakura: Naruto I'm giving you three seconds if you don't take your arm off of me I will throw you out the window

Naruto: fine *pouts*

Spazz: I don't own Naruto *cries*


Ages: 20

Setting: Shinobi world

Fun with Numbers

A tall blond haired man was sitting in his favorite restaurant, Ichiraku's, it's been a long day for the Rokudaime and all he wanted was some peace and quiet.

"Man I wish that there could be some way to please Sakura in bed." That's right Naruto Namikaze was happily married to his lifelong crush, Sakura Haruno or should I say Sakura Namikaze.

"Oh why hello there Naruto," the blond turned around and saw his sensei of a pervert, Jiraiya. "How long since it's been since I've last seen you?"

Naruto paused for a moment. "About three months to be exact."

"Ah," the white haired man took a seat next to his pupil. "So I heard that you need some help pleasing your wife eh?"

This caused Naruto to blush, "Hai, I mean sometimes I feel like I'm not giving her enough."

"Well it's a good thing that I decided to visit Konoha for a bit and visit my favorite student." Jiraiya took a purple book out of his pocket and handed it to Naruto. "I'm sure this book will help you out."

Naruto took the book and read it, "How to please your kunoichi." The blond opened the book and skimmed through some of the pages."Sorry to burst your bubble but I've tried everything that this book says."

"Oh really," the white haired Sanin grinned."Look up chapter 45."

The blond Hokage went to the chapter and read the title. "The beauties of Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," Jiraiya motioned Naruto to continue on. "This jutsu is not only good for gathering information or for scouting but also," Naruto blushed at the last part of the sentence, "gives more pleasure to a kunoichi. Not only that but after when a Kage Bunshin is dispelled the experience goes straight back to the original," the blond couldn't help but blush.

"Naruto this is something easy for you, just give it a try, I'm sure Sakura will enjoy it."

"But why Kage Bunshins," the Rokudaime asked.

Jiraiya sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Naruto even jutsus are used to pleasure a woman, how do you think that some of the male's shinobis are able to gather such valuable information," the blond just blushed. "I'm sure if you try something like this your wife will love you."

"I hope you're right," Naruto murmured, after he ate some ramen and paid for the bills, he headed back to the Namikaze estate. "I just hope I can pull this off," the blond said to himself.

Sakura happily hummed as she was reading out in the backyard, it was a very peaceful place indeed, there was a koi pond and a little bridge, stone pavements and some cherry blossom trees. The rosette loved to relax here, it's one of the only places that she could find serenity in and think to herself.

"Ah today's a nice day," she took a sip of water.

"Sakura I'm home," the rosette quickly placed her book down and ran to the arms of her husband. "Miss me," he whispered in her ear.

The rosette couldn't help but nuzzle in his chest. "Oh course silly, it gets lonely here when you're not home."

Naruto couldn't help but chuckle, "Well you don't have to worry since I'm home."

Dinner was the same as usually but instead of Sakura cooking something healthy she decided to make some ramen for the sake of her husband.

"Ah I can never get enough of your ramen Sakura," the rosette couldn't help but blush from her husband's kind words.

"Why thank you Naruto." The blond washed and dried the dishes. His wife decided to take a shower after Naruto was done with the dishes, he headed towards the bedroom. His wife was still in the shower and decided to give her a little surprise. "Well time to have fun with numbers."

Sakura let out a squeal of surprise as she felt two strong arms wrapped around her waist. "Naruto what are you doing?"

Her husband was naked as well and couldn't help but blush as she saw him wet. The blond quickly captured her lips with his, he turned the shower off and carried Sakura to the bed while they were still in a heated lip-locking. The blond growled as his wife stroked him, he laid her on the bed and kneeled between her legs. Sakura gasped as Naruto began to feel her and cupped her ass, she shivered as his penis made contact with her now dripping pussy.

"Please Naru I need you."

"Shh relax baby and let me do the work." He thrusted two fingers in her pussy and thrusted them in and out Naruto captured a teasing nipple in his mouth and began to suck like a starving babe.

She arched as he switched breast, he rolled her clitoris between his thumb and index finger, causing Sakura to shiver in pleasure. She moaned aloud as she reached her orgasm, the blond then kissed from her chest all the way down to her navel he began to lick her juices that covered her pussy and thighs. She placed a hand on his head as Naruto continue to lick her, he would flick his tongue at her clitoris after a few strokes. Sakura was on the verge on another orgasm and came again, Naruto was getting hard and had the urge to fuck her but he needed to wait.

Naruto stood on his knees causing Sakura to be confused. "Let's have a little fun shall we Sakura?" He performed the familiar signs his wife had seen him use before, standing next to the bed were four Naruto's. "How about some fun with numbers eh?"

The original Naruto sat down and motioned Sakura to come to him, he turned her around and she felt Naruto's penis going into her second hole, it was the first time two have ever done such a thing. As soon as Naruto was in, a clone Naruto came and thrusted himself inside of Sakura's pussy. The rosette felt like she was going to die, it felt so good to have two Naruto's inside of her. Another clone came and Sakura took him inside of her mouth, the Naruto's that were inside of her anal and pussy began to move in and out of her, her moans caused vibrations thus giving some pleasure to the Naruto that had his penis inside of her mouth.

The other two Naruto's took each of Sakura's nipples in their mouth, she moaned aloud and bounced in time with the two Naruto's thrusting in and out of her. She bobbed her head in time with them as well Naruto three and four took each of Sakura's arms and placed her hands on their throbbing penis. She knew what they wanted to so she stroked their penises, all four Naruto's let out a groan and Sakura let out another muffle moan. The two Naruto's she was giving a hand job to, they thrusted themselves in Sakura's hand, the Naruto that was getting a blow job thrusted inside of Sakura but making sure not to choke her.

The rosette felt like she was truly going to die, she had never received this much pleasure before when she and her husband had sex. The three Naruto's that were getting a blow job and hand job came, semen entered her mouth and were sprayed all over her body, the three disappeared and gave the experience back to the original, causing him to moan in pleasure. Sakura continued to bounce up and down on the two penises that were inside of her. The Naruto in front of her played with her clitoris while the original was playing with her breast and kissed her.

She let out a moan as she came but the two Naruto's were still going strong. The clone Naruto lay on his back, so Sakura was on top of him and the original could bang her doggy style. The rosette arched her back against the original's chest while the clone Naruto played with her breast and kissed her. Both Naruto's angled their hips causing Sakura to moan even louder, her walls were closing onto the two penises that were still moving at a fast speed. The clone Naruto only lasted for a few more seconds, after he came inside of Sakura, he disappeared and Naruto received the experience. Naruto was still going strong and his pace fastened. Sakura fell on the bed as her body could no longer handle the pleasure that she was receiving.

As Sakura reached another orgasm her husband quickly followed and she shivered as his semen entered her body. While the rosette fell on the bed, Naruto pulled out and lay next to her, Sakura moved closer to her husband, she rested her head on his chest and wrapped an arm around his waist.

"So Naruto where'd you learn to use the Kage Bunshin for sex," Sakura was very curious.

"I'll tell you if you promise not to hit me."

"Okay I promise."

Naruto let out a deep breath and said, "From Jiraiya's books," that earned him a good punch on the head. "Ouch hey you promised not to hit me."

"I lied," Sakura stuck her tongue out.


Spazz: I'm so sorry for the late update, my finals are coming up and my History teacher gave my class a review packet and it's so time consuming

Naruto: pfft nerd

Spazz: *smacks Naruto*

Naruto: ouch what the hell

Spazz: I hope you enjoyed this lemon ref346

Sakura: I'm so sore and tired

Naruto: I'll bring you to bed Sakura-chan

Spazz: next lemon shall be "hmm" lemon

Naruto: O.O Sakura's the Hokage and I'm the leader of the Kage cool 8D

Sakura: *snores*

Spazz: reviews make me a happy person