Sailor Ranko

Time Stands Still

Disclaimer:

Ranma 1/2 is property of Rumiko Takahashi. Publication Rights are held by Viz in The US and Shogakukan in Japan.

Sailor Moon is property of Naoko Takeuchi. Publication rights held by Kodansha Ltd. in Japan and Mixx Entertainment in the US.

Torchwood, Unit, and Doctor Who are Property of the BBC, current production is held by BBC Whales, American distribution is held by BBC America.

Men in Black is owned/produced/distributed by various companies including Marvel Comics, Columbia Pictures, Amblin Entertainment, and Adelaide Productions.

Any other series Included in this is owned by whoever owns it… honestly I make a lot of references… Including one to Blazing Saddles in the second chapter… look for it… look for it now!

Based on the Sailor Ranko Fanfiction Metaseries by various writers.

At the moment this is not cannon with what the main writer has planned for Sailor Ranko... just think of this as at the moment as a splinter from the end of Thrice in a Millennium... Who knows it may get added to the Fanfiction Metaseries Sailor Ranko's cannon... but I don't think it will... One can always hope..

Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer… wait, wait, wrong show…

One second… I need to remember what he's writing…

What? Oh… right, right…

Previously on Sailor Ranko…

After facing the life and death perils that could only be called life in Nerima, Ranma and Akane travelled to Juuban so that Ranma could learn and Akane could train. Unfortunately… they wound up somewhere worse. Ranma having been cursed to be both male and female found himself strapped with a new identity, that of Sailor Sun. Shortly afterwards, Akane was kidnapped by demons and the idiot actually followed her.

Stranded in what could only be called hell for what was probably a couple of months, he did the only thing he could do… he taught her how to fight. With the arrival and aid of the other Senshi, he managed to help them stop a crazed maniac they all thought was dead already and kill him…

Wait… how do they know he's dead this time?

What do you mean get back to the recap… fine… fine… maybe I should get Achmed here so he can blow this recap up… along with you…

As a way to thank Ranma for his bravery... they call jumping into hell brave nowadays… maybe we should start calling Achmed a hero as well… Fine… I'm getting back to the recap…

Well to thank him for his bravery, the turn Akane into Sailor Io… the couldn't even shell out for Eris could they? Fine I'll stop with the commentary…

With Io now a part of the team, they immediately had to face Ranma's wedding, the attack of Skynet and the Terminators… which is entirely redundant because nobody remembers it but them… many people one by one discovering their identities despite them being "secret", Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Godzilla, and a flaming bird, the ending of that battle introducing two more of these Senshi, Callisto and Ganymede… Seriously… do they even need more…

On a steek…

No Jose… I don't think any of them are on a Stick…

Thank you Peanut and Jose Jalapeno

On a steek

… and please don't write any more recaps for me…