Don't panic, I'm still alive... It's been for ever since my last update. Creative juices just weren't flowing I guess. But here is a little something this been on my computer for about 6 months.

And read the A/N at the bottom please. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, nor The Killing Joke. (Actually I do have a copy of The Killing Joke, but I digress.)

Evil Genius

"You are evil, so freaking evil!"

"That's what I've been told."

"Your like a freaking evil genius!"

"Most people are compared to you."

"This is brilliant, this is going to be so EPIC!"

"Uh huh."

"I'm gonna go get everything ready."

"Whatever."

Beast boy left Raven, reading a book in the main room, to go set up the prank Raven had, inadvertently, come up with.

"Operation: Pink Hair Gel has begun!" he whispered while sneaking down a hallway, while humming the Mission Impossible theme tune.


The Killing Joke

"Okay Rae, I know a joke that will make you laugh your ass off!"

She raised an eyebrow. Knowing he wasn't going to take 'no' as an answer, she looked up from her book.

"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum. And one night they decided they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide their going to escape! So they get up on to the roof and there's a narrow gap to the next roof top. Now the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see he's a afraid of falling. So then the first guy has an idea he say's Hey! I have my flash light with me, I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me! But the second guy just shakes his head and he say's What do you think I am? CRAZY? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

Beast boy suddenly fell off the couch, laughing so much he was having trouble breathing. Cyborg who had been listening in, was rolling on the floor.

If he had being paying attention, Beast boy, would have noticed a slight twitch of her mouth, and the pop of a light bulb exploding some where in the tower..

Raven took a sip of her tea and went back to her book.

"Oh c'mon, how can you not find this funny?" He gasped.

"Yeah Rae, that was the best joke BB's ever told. EVER!"

"I beg to differ."

"Dude, even Batman laughed at it."

"And how would you know?" she asked.

"Robin told me, he said the Joker, told Batman this joke, and he actually laughed." exclaimed Beast boy.

Raven merely raised an eyebrow and kept on reading.


Okay people's down to business, I'm thinking of re-doing Early Morning Howls, but have it go in a slightly different direction then before. It's going to have characters from other DC comics make appearances.

Now the reason I'm telling you this is because I would like it to be a collaboration with another author. One who is on the same wavelength as myself. If you have any recommendations please tell me.

Thanks,

~wolfenstien