Echo: Hey! No, this isn't a sudden spontaneous update. I just wanted to let everyone, who didn't already, know that the first few chapters of Through the Cosmos are now up.
Goldfish: People who want to should probably go read that.
Echo: Goldfish, don't be rude!
Goldfish: What? I was just saying.
Echo: *rolls eyes*
Goldfish: *rolls eyes at Echo rolling eyes*
Echo: Hey, quit it! It's freaky watching a goldfish roll its eyes!
Goldfish: *rolls eyes again*
Echo: *sighs* I give up. You're impossible.
Goldfish: Excellent. Will you give me dynamite now.
Echo: Okay, sure– wait a sec! Stop trying to get dangerous explosives off of me? You'll blow up the house or something! And I was about to give them to you!
Goldfish: Damn. So close.
Echo: Well, anyway, check out Through the Cosmos and please review!
Goldfish: You're already asking people to review? Before they've even read it?
Echo: Shut it.
Goldfish: Only if you give me dynamite!