Disclaimer: I do not own FullMetal Alchemist the manga or animes. Nor are the various ways to say 'I love you'

Ok, I know I shouldn't be starting any new projects, but I was bored at like 2am. This is just going to be a quick 5 chapter thing of Ling saying 'I love you' in creative ways and RanFan replying in a witty way. Haha, I need to get more sleep, otherwise these silly things wouldn't be created.


50 Ways to Say It


"If my heart were a baked potato, I'd serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream," Ling said with a wink.

"Ling, your heart is an organ that is constantly pumping blood to your vitals." She replied sternly, "Never compare it to a potato!"


"There's no reason for me to be sad, as long as I have you in my life I'm the happiest man alive." Ling spoke sincerely.

"But, surely you'd be sad if the whole country was in turmoil and it was your fault entirely." She replied without looking away from polishing her mask.


"The thought of having you in my life makes all my problems disappear." Ling said lovingly, holding her hand in his.

"I highly doubt that, Ling."


"I'm rubber and you're glue, any feelings you have for me bounce off me and stick to you. Ironically, I feel the same way." Ling said with a clever look on his face.

"I don't quite understand what you're trying to tell meā€¦something about glue?" She tilted her head to the side in confusion.


"You're every woman I see." Ling spoke softly, but tenderly.

RanFan narrowed her eyes, "You're seeing other women and becoming delusional?" With that she pulled out her kunai threateningly.


"Hug me, if you let go, you lose." Ling said pulling her into a tight hug. She hugged him back for a moment, then pulled away. He frowned, "You lost."

"You must know how to pick your battles."


"I believe we were meant for each other." Ling whispered to his wife sweetly, pulling her into a tight embrace and kissing her nose.

"I believe you are simply a hopeless romantic." She replied deadpanned.


"You are to me what an eye patch and parrot are to a pirate." Ling said, trying his best to make that statement sound even remotely eloquent.

"An accessory?" She asked angrily, glaring at her husband.


"I think I've gotten into the habit of missing your presence every minute of the day." Ling whispered in his loved one's ear.

"That sounds quite obsessive, I think we should spend some time apart."


"You are the hole in my donut." Ling said trying his best to sound poetic. Ranfan scowled a bit.

"Please never say that again, or I will leave."

My favorite one is the pirate one XD. I found everything that Ling says on two different websites. More next time, probably tomorrow, since this basically writes itself :P