Hey, you guys are looking lively! I've had a few questions with the world of KH ever since I first played it. Now, these are not to be confused with qualms. That's complaining. And in fact, these questions are meant to be on a humorous note anyways. I know at the end of the day, the answer to all of them are basically, "That's just the KH world," but for comedy's sake…we're going to have the characters try to explain things for us!

With that said, read it, like it, love it, and review it!

Disclaimer: I own none of the KH characters. Although I admit that I do own an Axel plushie. He must be getting bummed hanging next to my frowning Cloud poster…


The Munny Issue

Roxas hadn't been with the Organization long, and had barely even memorized everyone's names when Saix finally sent him out on his first mission.

He would've protested, but lacked the vocabulary to do so. Considering the short time that Sora had lost his heart, he himself had no recollection of any memories of his former self, and thus had also become hindered in speech.

Still, missions had to be better than being Xemnas's dishboy! In fact, he was the maid! And Larxene just loved making messes for him to clean up. That woman was the epitome of the word bitch.

Which, Roxas didn't know to call her that since again, his language was stinted, but I'll say it for him.

His first mission was with Axel, who had found him in the first place. At the current moment, Axel was going on and on about finding treasure chests and asking if he had anything memorized. Roxas' brain was just trying to process the new flow of words in general.

"So, you see, you have to find the treasure chests because they often hold things you might need in battle, like potions and such, got it memorized?"

"Yes."

"Good. Make sure you check pretty hard around each world too; they like to kinda hide, ha ha. Okay?"

"Yes."

"Is that all you can say?!"

"…yes?"

Axel shook his head sadly. "Fine, here. Repeat back what I just said about the treasure boxes."

Roxas stared up at him with wide blue eyes, trying to gather his thoughts enough to do as he had been asked. In previous days, Saix would grow impatient with him when he couldn't even say yes and would walk away muttering words that Roxas was sure were mean things.

"…You said…find the b-boxes…and um…because they have treasure in them. Or something."

Axel laughed again. "Hey, the zombie's catching on! Okay, let's go find your first treasure chest!" They had been sent to Twilight Town and thus he took off down one of the tram tunnels.

Roxas would later think that they caught the world on the good day since they didn't run into any heartless (later, there wouldn't be a mission where they would be empty), and soon enough, he and Axel found their goal.

Inside, as said, was a potion.

"Alright! We did it! Whoo! Yeah!" Axel cheered, over-enthusiastically. "Here, you keep it."

Roxas took it, then frowned. "That was too easy. I could've done that in my sleep."

Axel did a double take. "Whoa, the zombie knows how to get cocky! Alright then, fine. Next mission. You're gonna need munny if you want to survive in life. You need it to buy things from that teddy bear thing that seems to live in our Grey Room back at the castle, or for anything at any shops. Plus, I'm sure you have to be tired of looking at your boring room walls. Xemnas has at least been oh-so-gracious enough to let us decorate them, but he sure as hell ain't funding for it. So, you're gonna need munny for that too."

Roxas nodded solemnly. "Okay. What does it look like?"

Axel scratched his head. "This is gonna sound weird but…they're cubes. Like, yellow and blue cubes. You kinda absorb them as you defeat heartless."

Roxas might not have been a nobody for long, but he knew enough to know that that explanation was…shit. "You're right, that doesn't make sense. How do you absorb munny?!"

The redhead sighed, walking out of the tunnels as he talked. "Look, the jury is still out deliberating on this one, but let's just go with the flow here, okay? You defeat heartless, you get paid. Capeesh?"

"Oh, okay…but how do you spend it? How do you know the value of each cube? And how do you put them in your wallet to carry around? And what are heartless doing with cash anyways?! Wouldn't this be battery and assault plus robbery? Also—"

"Roxas! Enough!" Axel shouted, looking sort of high-strung and grabbing his head from all the questions. "I don't know I don't have all the answers! Just…leave it at that, alright?" He looked up to see the boy giving him a look that said that this subject wasn't over. Well then, it didn't take long for him to gain the ability to project his feelings, did it? And it was as though a dam had burst on his speech as well, making him quite the deep thinker. Looks like Axel had bitten off more than he could chew with this one.

"Hey, let's go get some ice cream. Then I'll try to answer all of your questions as best I can, caprende? But you live in a strange world with strange happenings, so you're gonna have to get used to these weird phenomena, got it memorized?"

Roxas gave him his first smile and nodded. "Sure, know-it-all."


Alrightie, there's the first chapter! I so far have eleven subjects, so this is looking to be about eleven chapters long, as of now...which is fine, since my muse so easily dies on me, xD! Next topic: The absence of the laws of physics!

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