A/N: All right, let's face it. This site is a load of bullshit, you know what I'm sayin'? Not a lot of good writing on here nowadays. I'm hopefully about to change that, and it involves you! The humble (or vengeful) reviewer. You see, I appreciate your reviews, I do, but you know, some of you don't like what I write. Well, now I'm going to change all that! (Infomercial!)
I was watching Goodfellas a few nights ago, and I quoted (cuz that's what Italians do), along with Ray Liotta "Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was always for the girlfriends." And then I said, "Wow, I can write a story off of that." So I was going to. But then I though, hmm, I should go one step further.
We all have our favorite movie quotes, right? Something you incorporate all the time into your every day jargon. Well, let's do this. Choose a Superstar and a Diva and then give me one of your favorite movie quotes (that makes sense and can be the basis of a story. I can't work with something like, "Guys, wait up! I fell on my keys!" even though I wish I could.)
Just a few rules:
1. I will not write slash. I have nothing against it, I just can't write it. You slash writers, you guys know what you're doin'! I, however, do not.
2. I will not write any Superstar with the following divas: Kelly Kelly, Mickie James, Maria, Alicia Fox or Eve (Well, I might write Eve. Only if your quote is really good). Anyone else is fair game.
3. I have the right to refuse to write something, whether it be because of my own personal preference or the fact that there's no way I could do anything with that. Do not get pissy just because I don't write your chapter. And who knows, maybe inspiration will strike one day and I'll be able to write a Randy/Maryse story to… "Miss Scarlett, Miss Scarlett, I don't know nothin' about birthin' no babies!" Or something like that.
4. You guys have to give me time. I know it's a strange concept, but I can't write 24/7! (And those who can, I commend you. I wish I could!) So if you review with who you want and I don't post anything for two weeks, you're gonna have to deal with that. But I promise, it'll get posted! (And if rule 3 comes into play, I'll message you and tell you I can't do it.)
I think that's about it. So, there we have it! Giving back to you, guys. It's what I do, you know. So, start bossing me around! I'm really excited about this. I think it'll be fun, and it'll make me have to think outside of my normal comfort zone (although, with the shit I write, I don't exactly have a comfortable zone, you know what I'm sayin?)
All right, first chapter up is gonna be Randy/Beth to "Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was always for the girlfriends." Let's get the ideas rolling, people! I love, and appreciate, you all.