"Hulk toss!" The colossal green creature sent a car flying down the middle of the street.

"My car!"

"Hulk smash!" He stomped onto a mailbox. "Hulk drink!" He slammed his hand into a liquor store and pulled out some beer. He chugged it down. "Hulk drunk!" He drunkenly stomped forward a bit, then stopped in his tracks. "Hulk sleepy"

The Hulk fell to the ground, and in his back was a giant tranquilizer dart. Behind him stood..."I am Iron Man" He held a tranquilizer bazooka. "And you destroyed a fine establishment."