Madee: OMG I'M BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Pi: OMG I'M BORED TO DEATH IN ANOTHER STATE MAKING MY RELATIVES THINK I'M INSANE!
Madee: Thanks for the info...Ok! Anyway, I recently received two especially interesting reviews...
Interactivity and scripts are not allowed on FFN.
Your story has been reported.
'I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.' -Upton Sinclair
Pi: O.o WHY?
Madee: Just wait for it...
Hey Madee! Why have you not been updating lately? If it has to do with that Penumbra dude reporting the story, I just want to say that there is no official rule against this.
Madee: Well, actually, it was more me being lazy and not having a solid decent internet connection...
Pi: It annoys me.
Light: You can always come to my house...
Madee: NO THANK YOU! So, yeah, it was a really long (AND HELPFUL! :) ) review, so I just wanna say THANK YOU!
Pi: And Adie - the L Fan girl - Don't discontinue your story! KEEP GOING!
Madee: We'll read it!
Pi: DARE TIME!
just to let u know, I hate light cuz he's the reason all mah favorite DN ppl
died. LIGHT TORTURE! BWAHAHA!
Madee: OMG I HATE HIM TOO! He killed me.
DARE: Light, Shave Misa's head.
Light: Ugh...I'm not sure I wanna...
Mrs. Goggles: DO IT. *gives him electric razor*
Light: *shaves off one clump of hair*
Misa: AHHHHHHHH! LIGHT-KUN SHAVED OFF MISA-MISA'S HAIR!
Madee: Keep going Light *sits back with popcorn and evil smile*
DARE: Light, take Mello's chocolate.
Madee: Heh heh...my most recent ex boyfriend and my current one...heh...
Mrs. Goggles: This should be good...
Light: OOH CHOCOLATE NOMZ!
Pi: HEY THAT'S MY WORD!
Light: *steals chocolate from Mello*
Mello: Where is my chocolate...HEY! *shoots Light*
Madee: UGH...I guess I have to bring him back to life now...why can't I just leave him?
DARE: Light, take L's cake.
Mrs. Goggles: I'm evil...^-^
Light: OOH CAKE OM NOM NOM! *starts eatig*
L: MY CAKE! MINE! *shoots Light with his hand*
Madee: *sigh* *magic powers*
DARE: Light, take Near's robot.
Mrs. Goggles: *narrator voice* An unsuspecting Near sat there playing with his robots when suddenly...
Light: OMG A ROBOT! NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Near: *punches* *slaps* *kicks*
Light: OW OW OW OW OW! *silence*
Mrs. Goggles: Is he dead? YES!
Madee: *magic powers*
DARE: Light, take Matt's video games.
Madee: POPCORN TIME! *nom nom nom*
Matt: *playing video games*
Light: *sneaking up behind him*
Matt: Turn turn turn!
Light: *jumps* VIDEO GAMES NOM!
Matt: OH MY GOD A FREAKY ASIAN DUDE JUST JUMPED ME AND ATE MY VIDEO GAMES *burns Light with cigarette*
Light: OW OW STOP OW OW OW OW STOOOOOOOOOOOPPP!
Mrs. Goggles: Wow. Good torture.
I hope this induces a crapload of being punched, slapped and maybe even shot
(Mello!) for Light. BWAHAHA!
Madee: I think I'll just leave him their...writhing in pain...
Note: YOU ARE UNDER NO PRESSURE WHATSOEVER TO REVIEW. I don't want you to think you're being "manipulated into reviewing". Thanks all BAI!