A/N: this something ive thinking about doing for a while but haven't gottin the chance. This is a lesbian fic a dyke fic. A homo phobic fic. A yuri fic. A yaoi fic. So beware. You have been warned. Please R/R.


The Dare Chapter 1 Part 1


The dare

"AAAHHH!!!" Parvati screamed as she got hit in the head with a pillow.

Lavender, the pillow thrower giggled wildly, then put a finger to her lips. "Hush! You'll wake McGonagall!"

"Oh, dear! Whatever will we do?" Hermione pleaded sarcastically, slightly out of character.

"Be quiet!" Ginny nearly shouted, throwing a pillow at Hermione, who promptly fell of the bed.

"Ouch!" Hermione gasped as she pulled herself back up. "Remind me not to ever do that again!"

"Okay! Hermione, never fall off the bed again," Lavender obediently commanded. Everyone looked at each other, then, as they realized the silliness of this statement, they all burst out giggling. Hermione fell off the bed again.

"Okay, okay!" Parvati shrieked. She knew that she had to be the responsible one. The girls slumber party was getting a little out of hand. There was Ginny, Hermione, Lavender, and herself, but they were making a bunch of noise. That may be because they had each had two butterbeers each, plus tons of assorted candies. Hermione had zapped in something called Pepsi, a muggle drink, and everyone had had a can. It was quite good. "Now, everyone settle down! We should play something quieter, like truth or dare!" That was Parvati and Lavender's favorite game. Everyone knew that.

"Okay!" Lavender said quickly.

"Okay!" everyone echoed. Except for Ginny, who had had five Pepsis and was on quite a sugar high, who said, "I have hreen gair! I mean, grair heen! I mean, green hair!" Everyone stared at her. "What? I do!" And sure enough, she did.

"Oookaay," Parvati said. "So, lets play!"

Everyone gathered around in a circle. "Okay! I'll go first!" Lavender squealed. "Hermione, truth or dare?"

Now Hermione would never in her right mind pick dare from Lavender or Parvati, but tonight, she obviously wasn't in her right mind. "Dare!"

Lavender turned to Parvati. "Hmmm, what do you think? This is a rare chance!" she whispered.

"Let's dare her to go on a date with Cho Chang! And she has to kiss her!"

"Ooooo, great idea! But what if he refuses?"

"She will have to pesker her until he does go out with her! And if after a month, she doesn't, then she has to-to, to fail a test!" Parvati said triumphantly.

"That's it!" Lavender turned to Hermione. "You ready?"

"Just hurry up and dare!" Hermione replied, expecting a "Run and kiss Ron" or a "Ride on a broomstick past the teacher's lounge. She was not expecting, however, what came next.

"You have to ask Cho Chang out on a date, and on that date, you have to kiss her. If she refuses to go out with you, you have to keep asking her and flirting with her until he agrees. If by next February she does not agree, then you have to fail a test. On purpose. Okay?" Lavender stated all this matter-of-factly, while Ginny's mouth kept opening wider and wider.

Hermione was staring out them in astonishment. Her mouth was practically to the floor. "What! You've got to be kidding?!?!?!" she screamed.

"Nope!" Parvati said. "And you can't pass down a dare," she added, predicting Hermione's next words. "Or else I'll tell Neville that you like him, I think he has a crush on you."

Ginny tried to help. "Guys, come on. Think up something else! That's not fair."

"Nope." Lavender replied.

"Fine. I'll do it. But after this is over, I will first kill both of you, then hurt you, then never speak to you again for the rest of my life!" Hermione spat out through gritted teeth.

"Okay!" Lavender and Parvati said cheerfully. And so the deal was set.


There is more coming.