Space Ghost was pathetically trying to sit back in his chair as Wonder Woman and Aquaman both watched, the two feeling awkward as they looked at each other.
"Uhh, Tad, do you need help sitting down?" Aquaman spoke up while clearing his throat, feeling bad for the talk show host.
"No! This is just outrageous!" Space Ghost exclaimed as he broke the chair he was attempting to sit in, sighing. "I can fix that. With my mind?"
"Don't you have us any tales of glory to spiel about?" Wonder Woman remarked while folding her arms.
"...well, uh, there is this one I kinda told Clark and Bruce," Space Ghost stated, triggering another flashback into an otherwise unrelated fanfiction event.
Space Ghost came back down as he looked at the camera, smiling as he waved. "Hello, fellow viewers! I brought my guest with me. He's coming shortly."
"Coming shortly is a little too much, if you know what I mean," Zorak stated as he chuckled.
Space Ghost growled as he turned to face Zorak. "You shut your trap, mantis." Space Ghost flew up as he landed in his normal chair at the desk, picking up a blue blank card as he tapped it. "All right, Moltar. Send in the guest."
Moltar gave Space Ghost a blank stare as he stayed in his position.
Space Ghost scratched his head in confusion as he waited fifteen seconds before asking, "Uhh... Moltar? Where's the guest?"
"He's coming. Just about now." Moltar dragged on as the studio started shaking.
Space Ghost looked under his table in confusion as he saw nothing, before a tall, lanky man with a mustache in purple overalls fell, landing right on top of Space Ghost.
"Wa ha ha! Waluigi time!" Waluigi exclaimed as he tossed his purple cap into the air, playing nothing like a guitar.
Space Ghost popped right back up from the ground, dusting himself as he laughed, welcoming Waluigi. "Ahh, hello, guest! I'm Space Ghost, and you're on the Coast To Coast show!"
Waluigi laughed as he wrapped his left arm around Space Ghost, pointing at him. "Heh heh heh! Space Ghost, you're one kind of a man! I like your spunk."
Zorak scoffed as he rolled his eyes, shaking his head. "Space Fool has no spunk." He began laughing evilly as Space Ghost growled.
"Zorak! What did I tell you about speaking when the guest is here?" Space Ghost shouted as he blasted Zoroak, who managed to dodge the ray.
"Nice try, Space Toast," Zorak taunted as he smacked is butt at Space Ghost, "But you missed me! Nye ha!"
"Get back here, you evil bug!" Space Ghost commanded as he chased Zorak, blasting him at every chance he got as the two ran around the Ghost Planet.
Waluigi folded his arms as he sat in Space Ghost's chair, turning to face Moltar. "Do... they always do this"
Moltar sighed as he face palmed, shaking his head slowly. "Every night. Every... single... night."
Zorak gasped as he was cornered in a dead end. He turned around, seeing Space Ghost. Growling, Zorak pulled out his own yellow-colored zapper.
"Back! I'm not afraid to use this!" Zorak shouted as he aimed at Space Ghost.
Space Ghost scoffed as he raised his right arm. "Not afraid, eh? Too bad I'll blast ye into oblivion before you could to that, Zorak!"
Tension began to rise as both Space Ghost and Zorak fired at each other at the exact same time. The two were blasted off into the starry night sky, disappearing in a blink.
Back at the studio, Waluigi was drinking some grape wine that he brewed. He gave some to Moltar, who came onto the set, to chat with Waluigi.
"So, you're an excellent reader, Moltar?" Waluigi asked as he laughed, tilting back his head as he sipped.
Moltar nodded, sitting across Waluigi. "Why, yes of course. Being a molten man in molten magma, I take advantage of being a mutated freak. Also, on that note-"
Before Moltar could finish, both Space Ghost and Zorak crashed on the glass, falling down to the ground. Waluigi and Moltar glanced at each other, shrugging as they continued chatting, ignoring what happened.
"What's with your beef towards bugs, anyway?" Aquaman interrupted after combing his yellow wet hair.
"Hey, it's just Zorak I have a problem with! The rest of his kind... is fine." Space Ghost mumbled as he folded his arms together, blushing. "It's n-not like I actually care for the pile of garbage..."
"Then why are you blushing?" Chuckled Wonder Woman as she could clearly see the redness on Space Ghost's face.
Having had enough with them, Space Ghost zapped both Wonder Woman and Aquaman with his destructo ray, reducing them to be nothing but piles of ashes.