A/N: This is another one of Sstoopidtallkid's suggestions:

Disclaimer: The owner of The Order of the Stick is Rich Burlew aka The Giant, not me.

"By the way Haley" began Elan, "earlier today I was invited to visit someone and they said that I should bring a friend and seeing as though we're such good friends, I was hoping that you'd come with me."
"Bllc…vfkdycx?" said Haley sadly.
"I'll take that as a yes." said Elan, "Follow me."

"Here we go, room 115." said Elan.
"Gnkx fllu xddux z pkggpd…xuzpp vlf z ozfgh." Haley commented. Elan knocked on the door. "It's me from earlier." said Elan.
"Come in…you've got the key." came the answer, followed by a giggle.
"K cly'g pkid gnd xljyc lv gnzg." said Haley.
"Come on, Haley." said Elan as he held her hand, unlocked and pushed open the door. They were greeted by the sight of two women whom appeared naked under the sheet which was covering them. The one was brunette while the other had dark, turquoise hair. "You came." giggled the turquoise haired woman, "I didn't expect your friend to be a girl, but we can work with that." She got up and walked towards Elan who said, "You're invisible, but I can see you. I must have true seeing."
"Yl!" moaned Haley as the turquoise haired girl kicked shut the door and began to kiss Elan. However, when the other girl started walking towards her and Elan's clothes began to drop, she said "Zegjzooh, gnkx eljpc td ajkgd vjy."

Translations:

"Good…friends?" said Haley sadly.
"This room seems a little…small for a party." Haley commented.
"I don't like the sound of that." said Haley.
"No!" moaned Haley as the turquoise haired girl kicked shut the door and began to kiss Elan. However, when the other girl started walking towards her and Elan's clothes began to drop, she said "Actually, this could be quite fun."

A/N: Again, I'd like to see other interpretations.