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Warning this fic may and most likely will contain the following things somewhere later on: excessive violence, underage relationships including possible lolicon like material as 12 year olds count as lolicon, underage drinking, naked street runners, the blue beasts of konoha out in public, Near rape, near reverse rape, danzo's face in public, lemons of the straight variety, the snake trying to latch onto young boys, and the mention of fanboys (shiver) should these bother you please either leave or skip scenes I mark later in this fic. If you have questions about any of this or what I mean please send me a review or a private note asking about this and I will get back with you ASAP Thanks guys and ladies!

Jutsu: Kage bushin no jutsu

Normal speech: "I hate paperwork. I bet Minato died just to escape this Hellhole."

Demon/Summon or Fusion speech: "Finally, I am free. In your face Minato!"

Human Thinking: 'Oh, Shit.'

Demon or Inner beings thoughts: 'Oh, Shit is right! You are royally screwed bitches!'

Flashback: Time to crap myself again, just like last time!

Author: "(Ramen, SO GOOD)!"

Note comedy won't really start till chapter three

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Dobe: (meaning YOU in a rude way, one could translate this from Japanese to English as Hey idiot)

Kage: meaning shadow also the suffix for a shinobi village leader

Baka: used the same way we use the word idiot or twerp.

(Prelude: A New Dobe)

'This is not my day' Naruto Uzumaki; a young 12 year old boy thought as he slowly dragged his two unconscious teammates Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke closer to the tower in the middle of battle training ground 44 also known as the forest of death. As he slowly made his way closer his vision started to get blurry and a great pain ran through his neck causing him to nearly collapse a time or two dozen along his way. Thinking back on how his predicament started the blond reminisced on his own misfortune.

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Naruto Uzumaki was what you would call a ninja or shinobi of the land known as the land of fire. You see each of the five great lands had its' own village of shinobi these lands being, the land of lightning Village is known as Kumo or hidden cloud the land of wind Their village was known as Suna or hidden sand the third land was known as the land of water and their village was known as Mizu or hidden mist. The fourth land was the land of stone and they had a village called Iwa or hidden stone and the last was the land of fire the village of ninja there was known as Konoha or Hidden leaf and this is the village Naruto belonged to.

Naruto was not what you would call a normal child; you see he was the container of the greatest of the nine tailed demons that once roamed the land destroying all that stood in their way. The famous fourth Hokage (meaning Fire shadow or the leader of the village)Fought the nine tailed demon in mortal combat to protect the village. Unable to kill such a beast he sealed it inside of a single day old child that hadn't had it's chakra system develop yet to contain the beast, the seal cost the Hokage his life and his death was mourned throughout the village.

As for the boy well… he was seen as the demon reborn and against the fourth Hokage's wishes was subject to many of his own village member's abuse. The boy had been through it all and had suffered many different types of torture be it physical or mental he endured it all, which is why he could still stand and hadn't fallen over yet.

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During the Chunin exams (being the exams taken in an attempt to elevate one's rank) Naruto and his squad made an attempt to collect a scroll from another team as was the rules and get to the tower located in the center of the forest. They managed to get a scroll and were on their way to the tower when things went to hell.

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"Man it's so hot" Sakura whined as they continued on their way.

"Hmmph" said Sasuke as he tried to tune out Sakura while keeping a vigilant if arrogant eye out for dangerous traps and shinobi. "Hey Dobe, try to keep up if you don't want me to leave you out here" Sasuke then smirked at his own little comment.

"Heh even if I got lost I could follow Sakura's voice all the way to the tower" Naruto said causing Sakura to whack him in the head hard enough to leave a small crater where his head hit.

"Naruto you Baka!" she said in a very loud voice causing Sasuke to hold his ears in protection from the screech. "Kill Naruto later Sakura we all have to be at the tower or we all fail" Sasuke said jumping back into the tree 'He is right though' he thought as Naruto joined them back in the trees nursing his head which now looked like crap the three shinobi continued towards the tower.

About two thirds of the way there a great burst of wind came and shot at the three ninja. Naruto quickly pushed the other two out of the way and took the blast full on shooting him far in the other direction losing sight of his teammates. No sooner did he get up he got attacked and eaten by a very abnormally big snake, screw that the thing was gigantic! Quickly thinking Naruto made his signature hand sign "Kage: Bushin no jutsu" he called out filling the snake with clones of himself to the point it exploded scattering clones and snake everywhere. "Thought I was a goner there" he said to himself before remembering he had teammates in trouble. "Ohh crap" he said as he ran off following the trail his body had made back to the others.

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Sasuke was not having much luck. No sooner than Naruto leaving did they get attacked by a grass ninja who not only could predict every move he made, but he also had Sakura shouting in his ear that "He was the best" and "You can kill him Sasuke" really it was most annoying. For once Sasuke wished Naruto was there because even though he was obviously he was the best but Naruto was so unpredictable he might be able to help… at least more than his cheer leader was anyways.

The grass ninja then opened his left eye all the way with his hand and said Genjutsu: Vision of death showing them their own death. This put Sakura out for the count so to speak (still awake but now even more useless) and Sasuke realizing he wasn't a match offered his scroll in return for being let go. The grass ninja laughed "The prey seems smart, but I don't want that prize" he said as his neck went out to bite Sasuke a pair of kunai came down and one hit the ninja in the neck nicking him. "Ahh who would disturb me and my prey" the ninja said as all eyes where on the treetop. "

Me" Naruto said as he jumped down.

"Ohh, how did you escape my pet" the ninja said causing Naruto pull out another kunai.

"Because it was lame" he said as he chucked the kunai at the snakes' neck again making it recoil back into his head.

"Fine boy I'll deal with you first" he then flipped through hand signs at rapid rate Shadow snakes he said firing a large group of snakes at the boy which hit him dead on. "Heh too easy" the ninja said before the "Naruto" disappeared and a log with paper bombs replaced it. BOOM! The snake man barely was able to create a clone to take the damage before it blew. "Little brat" he thought as his fist came out and punched Naruto in the gut so hard Naruto's body seemed to distort space for a second before he flew into a tree, scratch that flew through the tree and hit the boulder behind it knocking him out. "Now where were we?" the man said as he turned to a now very disturbed Sasuke and lunged forth.

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"ake… Awake" a voice was heard inside Naruto's head as he laid there. "Huh…who are you?" Naruto asked the voice in his mindscape. "The one who has been with you your whole life" the voice said causing Naruto to get angry "What kind of crap is that! Nobody has been with me my entire life! So don't start that crap and don't you dare make riddles because I suck at them" Naruto continued to vent until the voice was heard again "I am... that which makes you special" upon hearing this Naruto said "wait so you are the stupid fox! Come out here so I can kill your ass" the voice then laughed in his head "No… the Kyubbi has been dead since you were five years old" Naruto's eyes grew then he said "wait what!" "The fox was stripped of it's body and put inside you. The seal killed it when you were five giving all it's power and abilities to you!" it said making Naruto lower his head. "So I am the fox now… they were right then…" the voice then bellowed "NO! You are you, they were wrong… as you were to think I was the fox" Naruto looked forward and said "I don't see you" the voice then said "Of course not… I am the wind… I am you… I am… your sealed power… I am… your Kekegenkai, now call forth your power, absorb me back into our mind, and break the seals those stupid villagers and shinobi put on you to limit your power and call forth…"

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"Sorantagen" at this a great wind was felt and all eyes went towards the sound of the voice. Naruto was no longer by the rock, he had stood up and his features had changed dramatically.

Instead of his short blond hair he possessed long flowing blond hair, his body seemed to have grown as well because his orange jump suit had become skin tight, speaking of which his body impression could be seen now and he looked Very well formed, his face changed as well; the baby fat was now just a bit here and there with his whisker mark scars becoming fine and thin. His eyes no longer blue with black pupils but where pure ocean blue with a very light blue almost glass or ice like set of pupils. Ohh and did I mention he looked mad!

"SO the boy wakes up does he" the snake says right before Naruto disappears. "What the…" unable to finish as Narutos' fist hit his true face firing him through the air into the tree behind him. "That was for that punch earlier" Naruto said.

Sasuke was at a loss, barely conscious from the attack the snake had last hit him with he watched with amazement as Naruto charged the man. 'His voice even changed, it's less annoying than it was…'

Kage: Hibi Rendon the snake shouted firing a huge barrage of snakes at the blond, only for the boy to hold out his hand. Hyouton: wave of the north Naruto replied releasing a wave of extremely cold wind freezing the snakes in mid air and hitting the man causing him to quickly move lest he be frozen as well. 'Ice style? Such strange jutsu, I wonder what else he has' the snake didn't get a chance as Naruto was suddenly next to him striking the snake in the face making him spin off into another tree.

'Damn, I will have to end this now, I used too much chakra earlier and this boy is powerful' the snake thought 'I'll give him my mark instead of the Uchiha, Sasukes' eyes aren't ready I don't want him yet, but the boy, with his nine tail power I bet I wont need to switch. Yes I bet his body would be perfect, he can be my…play thing Heh Heh Heh" he then held his hand out Fuin: Five pronged seal he said striking Naruto in the chest, expecting the boy to pass out, only to get shot through another tree.

"I won't lose so easily" Naruto said as he charged again. 'Damn I thought that would work, wait so that is his chakra not the foxes! Ku Ku Ku Ku Ku then he will be perfect, I don't have much power left, I toyed with the Uchiha too long and this boy has tired me out greatly, I will have to try this…' Forbidden jutsu: triple bite formation he shouted creating two clones and all three tried to get close. 'only one can bite him, the chance he'll live will only be 10% anyways so I got to get one in' he thought as he watched one of his clones go after Sakura and Sasuke.

Naruto bravely stopped one clone by destroying it from the head down with a paper bomb, but was bitten on both sides of his neck. "Ahh…" Naruto cried hitting both the other clone and the original firing them both off and charging again.

'Impossible he should not be able to move after I bit him' the snake said before noticing that two marks were appearing on the boys' neck. "you idiot, only one of us could bite him" he said to his clone before he dispelled it. "Well Naruto I must say your strength is phenomenal, I really enjoyed our fun today but I must be going, do your best to stay alive, although I am sad to say I seriously doubt you will" the snake said as he left "I'll tell you my name though since you did so well today, I am Orochimaru" he then disappeared into the ground like mud through the grass…

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Since then even through the pain Naruto dragged his teammates the rest of the way to the tower, waking them both up, opening both scrolls to summon a proctor, and then passed out; his vision fading into the darkness…


Jutsu Library

Kage Bushin: Mid B lvl jutsu used to make solid clones that can both fight and learn things, (Note all things learned return to the original Warning! normal people cannot use this technique as it takes so much chakra and the info learned can overflow a normal persons mind easily. also this jutsu can help learn but the original must do the physical training as this cannot be transferred over, but fatique can so a warning)

Shadow snakes is a c ranked ninju used mostly as a way of injuring and transfor of paraysis. it can also be used to intangle its victim (note only select few now this foul art and most of them use common grass snakes instead of the original cobras)

*Kage Hibi Rendon (shadow snake barrage) Mid B lvl assasination jutsu. unlike its predisseser the shadow snake jutsu this was made for killing it's opponent.

Fuin: Five pronged seal: A ranked sealing jutsu used to cover another seal to make whatever it was malfunction. (Note by itself it is pretty useless)

Hyouton: wave of the north: ? ranked jutsu using the water in the air to freeze its target by taking the wind itself and channeling it around the humidity causing it to become fifty degrees below c (about 90 degrees below 0 f)

Forbidden jutsu: triple bite formation: is a low A ranked jutsu that is forbidden in its use (Note forbidden because its purpose is to place a foul curse on its target)

Soranatagen "distant sky" with the gon suffix as it is triggered the first time through the eyes while not used with the eyes it is triggered through it the first time and the eyes are used to help pinpoint it's target. Little is known other than this as it is a long lost bloodline but historians agree that according to data found, it has more than one lvl of power, we'll keep you posted on new info discovered as the fic goes along

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Hey guys I have Posted this new fic (although i will tell you A failure turned hero will be worked on a bit more than this one although i will try to update as often as possible on both)

I Thank Kage Biju who has helped me collect info and has helped me with the plot and ideas. He has also waited patiently and so I thank him for his support.

This fic will be a little weird i think so... hold on to your pants (and keep them on plz) as we go along

This is in fact a naruto/Hinata/Harem fic but will have soom oc's. This will be the first ever Naruto/Hyuuga Harem fic i have ever seen and such i will do my best to set the bar for future attempts for others who wish to explore this realm of new ideas.

Kishimoto must read bleach while on the toilet because that is the only way he would do evil naruto (or he was on fanfic don don don)

Please keep reading both fics and i'll update asap

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