This is, unfortunately, not actually Distant-Moon. As you've probably guessed, that doesn't bode well for an update. And you'd be right. Distant-Moon doesn't have access to a computer right now, let alone the internet, so she asked me (Hey, how you doin'?) to let everybody know that she probably won't be able to update until September.
That doesn't mean she's not scribbling away frantically in a notebook even now, she just can't put anything up. So please excuse her hiatus and enjoy your summer, she'll be back as soon as she can.