A/N: Many thanks to my beta The Wishyles! All remaining mistakes are mine.
Colonel Sheppard held his P-90 in the firing position. There was a noise behind a door of the Wraith spaceship. A loud groaning. With a fast, but precise salvo he destroyed the door's lock.
The door opened with a short "woosh" revealing a Wraith his trousers around his ankles. He was sitting on a toilet seat staring at the Colonel, "This toilet is occupied, dammit. Is there no peace and quiet anywhere?"
Just then the alarm clock rang and Sheppard woke up from his strange dream.
Slowly he walked to his bath-room with only one thought, "Do Wraith have toilets?"