"Jeez...you couldn't even grab me a salmon burger without messing it up, could you?" I complained.

"Umm...sorry, I guess...uh, what did I do?" he asked me.

"Ahh, nothing, forget about it!"

He was completely clueless when it came to common sense, but that guy was smarter then you'd think. I was starting to wonder if he really deserved the nickname 'Sparkle-Butt'. He was just a kid but he was a good one, unlike Pouncival, who couldn't stand still in one place for more then 50 seconds. Most of us wondered if he had some kind of inside mental illness. Mistoffelees was always prancing about and pretending he knew everything while running into walls and messing up salmon-paste sandwiches.