I do not own Naruto. And I'm sorry I haven't reviewed in a while I've had lack of internet at my house and I'm too lazy to go to a library or something… I also do not own the song, heh heh…

Deidara's POV

What is with that guy! Who would have the nerve to put that picture up there?

Itachi, duh.

What's with those crazy, revenge-obsessed Uchihas. I swear they're insane.

So, I can either set an example for Uchihas everywhere (a grand total of three!) or I can have my own revenge.

Hmm, well I suppose that I could be good for once, and do something entirely nice…

Ick that sounds terrible…

Then, my phone started ringing.

"Here comes the, here comes the, here comes the boom!"

"Hello?" I said answering the phone.

"Hello, I'm calling to uh… well I saw the ad…"

"I'M NOT GOING TO DRESS UP LIKE M.J FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!"

"Oh… how about… Joe Jonas?"

"WHY?"

"Because, my birthday is coming up, and I'd thought it'd be funny to have an impersonator there…"

"WHAT THE HELL! NO I'M NOT GOING TO DRESS UP LIKE THAT GAY-ASS! WHO IS THIS ANYWAY, YEAH!"

"Umm… Naruto Uzamaki…believe it?"

"No, I do not believe it…"

"Oh…well…goodbye then!"

The phone line went dead. Who the hell was that guy? A few seconds later, Itachi walked into the room. I glared at him, but then thought of something…

What if he had put that guy up to it…

Probably not…

I've been getting phone calls all day…

Still, I wonder…

"Hey, Itachi! Do you know who's number is…555-1234?"

Itachi turned around quickly, to look at me.

"Why?" he asked.

"I got a phone call from him…"

"That's Sasuke's number… but why would-"

However, before Itachi could finish his sentence, my phone rang again.

"Here comes the, here comes the, here comes the boom!"

Grr…

I answered my phone.

"Hello?"

"Hey, M.J I was wondering if you would-"

"No, I do not!"

"But… I'll pay you in ramen!"

"Why would I care about ra- WAIT A SECOND IS THIS NARUTO!"

"Heh heh…noooooo~! Pshh, why would this be…um…"

The phone line went dead.

Why!

I glared at Itachi.

"This is all your fault, un!" I told him.

"Who said I was the one who did it." He said, walking into the other room.

Oh I was definitely going with revenge…