Itachi reacted as quickly as he could. Reaching out and pinching Sauske's nerve and knocking him out, then dragged his limp body into the hotel room as Sakura watched on in amusement. "Sakura! How are you dear?" Orochimaru asked cheerfully as Sakura stepped through the door and gently closed it behind her then smiled at the three sanin and the one rogue nin.
"I'm good. How are all of you?"
Tsunade poured some sake in a small cup and took a drink. "I'm plastered."
Jiraiya perked up as the pinkette sat down next to him and handed his the latest story that she and Uzu had been working on. The old pervert made an excited shrill sound and opened the note book and started reading. Orochimaru chuckled and exchanged a look with Itachi.
"We're all good. What brings you here today little flower?" Itachi asked as he sat down next to her. Sakura gave them all a cat that ate the canary grin.
"I've got news..."
Tsunade pushed her sake away, and Jiraiya snapped the note book shut and placed it on the table in front of him, Itachi and Orochimaru both stiffened in their seats and leaned forward a bit. "What is it?"
"Is everything okay?"
"Is it Uzu-hime?"
"Is she hurt?"
"Does she need us?"
Sakura held up her hands and motioned for them all to calm down. "It's nothing like that. She's in very good health. She's happy. There haven't been any attacks on her in a while and-"
"And?" The four asked in unison.
"She's married now." Four jaws dropped all at once and then Tsunade started crying and Jiraya grabbed the sake bottle on the table and downed the entire thing and Orochimaru and Itachi stood up and demanded.
"Tell us who married our little hime!"
Sakura snickered at them. It was typical of Itachi and Orochimaru to get like this when something that they didn't like happened. "It was Kakashi... He married her."
"Oh my god." Itachi groaned as he sank back down to the floor and curled up in the fetal position.
"My precious hime!" Orochimaru cried. Literally.
Tsunade perked up again and shrieked happily. "Little Kashi cubs! Little Kashi cubs! Our little Hime is going to have cute, sweet, adorable little Kashi cubs!"
"Oh dear god..." Jiraiya rasped as he set the empty sake bottle down. Not grand kids, anything but grand kids!