*panting* Come on, legs! Hurry...!
It's that boy you see running to school everyday. Why is he in such a hurry?
"Run, Forrest, run!"
"Hey kid, what are you running for?"
The boy stops abruptly and turns to look at you.
To get to school, what do you think? I don't wanna be late! And my name's not "kid"! It's Hayao Yamaguchi!
Hayao is shifting irritably, making it obvious he wants to leave.
"Well chill out, you look like a tool."
"There's still a lot of time before school starts, no need to rush."
Ugh, I've had it with you! See you later, asshole!
You watch as Hayao storms off angrily. You can sense his impatience with you...
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