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AN: I'm so sorry for the delay, but Things have been hectic with the school year having ended and swim season for the kids. I thank all my readers, all of whom make me feel special. Please help me out with the reviews. It really makes my day to know you care. I admit the lack thereof has been a bit disappointing. REVIEWS=MOTIVATION.

It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long

Catching Walleye from the dock
Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd blister in the sun
We couldn't wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll

While we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along
And think man I'd love to see that girl again

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long- All Summer Long- Kid Rock


I rushed back to the cabin where I was pounced upon by ninety pounds of pixie and her trusty side kick. "Holy shit! You and Edward Cullen! Wow! This is huge! I- Bella? Look at me, Isabella Marie Swan! OH MY GOD! He gave you the big "O" didn't he! Did you see him naked?"

"Slow the fuck down, Tinkerbell! We kissed and did some heavy petting. Yes! He did give me my first big "O" and it was fucking outstanding! Kissing him is so much better than I ever imagined! We were fully clothed, but I think I revved his engine!"

Alice's and Rose's eyes bugged out, "What do you mean- OH! So you felt his package reach its full glory?"

I sheepishly grinned and nodded, felling the heat rise from my cheeks as I blushed a deep crimson.

"Are we talking foot-long or bigger?" FUCK! Why is she so interested in his cock?

I blushed and made a circle with my hand about the size of what I guessed to be his girth. I then held my hands apart to estimate the length. So my man is hung like a horse- that's a pony I would love to bareback all night long! Hmmm…Can anybody say "Rode hard and put away wet?"

"Wow! He's that fucking huge?" Rose blurted out, "Damn girl! So are you ready to ride the monster, yet?"

I was embarrassed, so I blushed some more and responded, "Maybe. I am finally face-to-face with the guy of my dreams, and not only is he completely fuckhot, but he is the most amazing person I've ever met…"

Rose and Alice both yelled in mock insult, "HEY!"

I interrupted with a smirk, "Present company accepted."

I moved over to the hall and looked over my shoulder, calling back, "Okay bitches! Let's re-touch the make-up and head for the main hall for this assembly."

Alice snickered, "Somebody is craving some man-candy!"

I responded, "You saw what I'm looking forward to reuniting with…can you honestly blame me? Now we just need to get Rose a man!"

Rose snorted and gave me a look laden with sarcasm, one eye brow was raised, "Have you seen the bottom-feeders in this shithole of a town? Seriously, it's almost pathetic! Alice has Jasper who is by far the cutest local, you snagged Edward, who by the way is totally even hotter than his cousin and so utterly into you that this could be a nudist camp, and he could be a starving nymph and you would still own his ass! Who does that leave me, fucking Mike, Jacob or Ben? P-lease!" She said the last with a chuckle and a look of disdain.

With that we re-touched our make-up, brushed our hair and our teeth. I gargled some mouth wash and spit it out. My breath was minty fresh. We left our cabin and made our way toward the main lodge. As we turned around the path, Rose walked smack into a mountain. Well, actually he was a huge muscle-bound boy, with curly brown hair, deep blue eyes and once he smiled, his face resembled a baby with cute little dimples. His smile made him go from grizzly to teddy bear in an instant.

"Fuck! That almost hurt. You know you should really watch where you're…go..ing…"

His voice was a rich hearty bass, but it trailed off into nothingness as he finally saw who had bumped into him. He was staring at her like she was some kind of masterpiece in a museum. It reminded me of how Edward looked at me when he realized who I was.

Rose was almost drooling at the sight of this overgrown teddy bear.

The boy recovered his speech apparently since he managed another statement, "Emmett McCarthy, sorry for knocking you down like that, beautiful. Usually, When I've got a gorgeous blond on her back like this, hers pants are off and her legs are wrapped around waist while she's screaming my name. That's why I just introduced myself to you sweet thing, that way you'll know what to be calling out later."

Rose flushed with fury, So not good! Duck and Cover! She stood and looked Emmett dead in the face and got about an inch away from his face with her own, "Listen here you fucking reject from the Planet of the Apes! That was the one and only time you'll ever have me on my back, and the only way I'll be screaming your name is to the cops as they try to identify the mangled remains of the twig and berries you like to think are your cock and balls! And with that she reared back and punched him on the cheek so hard that his head snapped back under the impact and his eyes began to water.

Then he shook his head like a dog and blinked his eyes rapidly, as if clearing his vision. He began to laugh a hearty rumble in his muscular chest that built into a booming guffaw. "Damn, sexy! That was so fucking hot! You almost hit like a man. Wow! I like them feisty. You should have been a red head with all of that temper! I think you look perfect just the way you are! Tell me your name, so I'll know what to call out in the shower tonight! I think I'm in love!"

Rose just stood there speechless, her emotions flickering between desire, denial and anger. Her face was expressionless, but her eyes were betraying her. "Well, Fuck me, shuck me and eat me raw! You really want to tell me that you're going to rub one off in the shower thinking about me? I don't know what to say to you. You must have one big set of balls made out of steel. I want to hit you again for being so fucking crude, but I also think it's kind of sexy that you want to touch yourself while thinking of me."

None of that was intentionally spoken aloud, but I think Emmett just accomplished the impossible, he turned Rose's rejection into some kind of sick form of seduction that only the two of them could understand. As far as I knew, no guy has ever withstood Rose's rejection of emasculating insults without running off with his tail between his legs. She kicked Mike Newton so hard in the balls one time that he had to go to the hospital in an ambulance and undergo "testicular retrieval surgery." Rose adamantly maintained to the principal that he had kicked himself in the balls.

Not only had Emmett withstood her verbal castration, but he also accomplished another first. He took a full-force blow to the head from Rose without even flinching. No guy had ever done that before. She knocked Jacob Black out cold one day for trying to peek up her skirt when her pencil rolled off her desk and she bent down to get it. Jake was the biggest guy on our football team, and Rose dropped him like a ton of bricks, with one hit.

Emmett McCarthy then pulled off a third even more impossible miracle, he had out-gutter talked Rose. Rose could say things about sex that would make a sailor blush, and had made more than one guy puke from her disgustingly graphic depiction of certain sex acts that were so vile that you had soak yourself in bleach and gargle with Dran-o to clean yourself from the smutty imagery she could conjure.

After a moment Rose walked away motioning us to follow, she turned her head back over her shoulder and called back, "it's Rosalie Hale. Most people call me Rose, though. She winked at him and quickly flashed him her boobs. "Oops. You can put that in your spank bank, big boy!"

"Fuck if you know I will! And believe me Rosalie Hale, before this summer ends I will make you mine! I never back down from a challenge and now I know after seeing your girls, that you will be worth every minute of it!"

"Then bring you're A-game, because I won't go down easy. Although if you can back up your mouth with some action, that could change. I might just give you a chance to see and feel what it's like to see the back of my head between your legs."

With that, we left. Alice and I both looked at Rose and then Alice blurted out, 'Oh Rose, you are so going to be fucking him. I say by tomorrow night you'll have at least seen his 'O' face."

I laughed , "I agree, that guy just made you soak your panties, didn't he?"

"So he's hot and I want to fuck him into a whole new time zone. Big deal! I wasn't about to let him think he had the upper hand, because if he had bent down and removed my pants, we'd be screaming each others' names at the same time. If he has to work for it, he'll be more romantic about it."

"I can see that angle working for you, Rose. But if Edward ever wants in my pants, I will hand him my v-card so fast he'll get whiplash!"

"Yeah, but Bella, you have the advantage of four years of knowing his thoughts and you know he's in love with Isabella Swan not just the idea of parking it in your hoo-hah. Plus, he knows that you love him for the real Edward Cullen, not just the sex appeal or the fame. Your love is exactly that LOVE!"

"With Emmett, I had to trick him into thinking with his brain instead of his balls, by playing games. Plus, I get this feeling that Emmett is so much more than a guy to fuck while at camp. I want to see where this could lead. I've never actually been in love before, but I could see myself falling for Emmett or someone like him, because I don't think he's in his for the lay either anymore."

We finally arrived at the lodge and sure enough there was my green-eyed sex god. I walked over to him and sat beside him holding hands. "I missed you, love.' He spoke in his velvety smooth baritone.

I replied, "I missed you, too. Let's finish tonight after lights-out what we started earlier."

He whispered, " Are you certain, because it would mean both of us…"

I replied, "Honestly, I am still waiting for it to al be a dream, like any minute now I'm going to wake up in my room in Forks, and you'll still be separated from me behind the computer screen and I'll still be the dorky fan girl that wasn't sure if the you in her IM was the real Edward or if he was pretending to be nice to his fan."

"I would never mislead you or lie to you like that, love. You honestly don't know do you. Okay remember how I told you I have been visiting Jazz for the last few summers…well, he has a few pictures of you and your friends splashing through the surf at the beach last summer. You had on a white bikini, and your curves had come in, so you looked sexy as hell. I asked him who you were, and he told me your name was Bella Swan. I figured out that you were my fan girl and I took a picture of that picture, zoomed in on you, and saved it to my phone. I told all my friends back home that you were my girlfriend, and that I was crazy about you. I even made it my wall paper on my phone, so I could see your beautiful face while I chatted with you."

"Do you know I framed the headshot you sent me with the autographed message. I slept with it every night. I had dreams of you touching me and kissing me like we did earlier, and I had to break up with the photographic Edward, because the real thing is way better!"

"I love you, Bella so much. I don't want this to just be a summer romance. I want to take you the movies and school dances and eventually go off to college together. I honestly believe you are the one for me. I want to have future filled with memories of us together from now until forever. Please tell me I'm not crazy for feeling like this. Please tell me you feel it ,too." His eyes implored me for an answer, worry and hope shining through as well as love and devotion.

I blushed and looked deeper into his eyes, "Edward Anthony Cullen, I love you every bit as much as you just described you felt toward me. I want to share my life with you. I want to be the mother of your children, someday. I mean, I would keep it if we ever did become pregnant this young, but I would rather have at least a high school education, before stepping into the realm of motherhood."

I was about to say more, but Just hen the counselors signaled for silence and the Camp Ranger welcomed all of the new campers and returning veterans alike. He announced the addition of a talent show to the program. He announced the formation of two teams, red vs. blue, in an activity competition known as color wars. Apparently each team wins or loses points based on both the team's and each member's performance in activities and participation in special clubs and events. Observers roam the camp awarding points and deducting them as they see fit. However point deductions maybe appealed to me, and if any bias or unfair deductions will result in the disqualification of the observer from the color wars, and if the deduction is severely unfair observers can be sent home and banned from camp indefinitely . Oh and teams are divided by cabin, so 1 &2 you are Blue leaders. 3& 4 you are Red leaders. First event is campfire stories. Use whatever props you need, but teams must compose an original skit song or story, then A panel of counselors will grade each team on its originality, presentation and duration. The campfire will be held on Friday. Tonight will be a social mixer, or kick-off party. Let's remember there is a time and place for everything under heaven, so let's keep the PDA down to a reasonable hand-holding hugging and kissing of tasteful nature are acceptable during dances parties and campfires. Anything more will result in disciplinary action up to and including expulsion and banishment from camp. Let the games BEGIN!"

Truer words had not been spoken. It was definitely Game On!

Destroy Tanya and James at the campfire competition.

Dance with Edward Cullen

Get Rose and Emmett hooked up

Get Edward to make love to me