Just got really bored one day and started writing down some rules, hope you like it =D


1. Don't get on Feral's bad side ( Trust me)

2. When on the week-ends and you to stay in his office don't annoy him.
( * Dodges clipboard* ) ( " Ha Ha missed me!")( * Runs from Feral * )

3. SWAT Kats + Feral = Katastophe

riding in his squad car , don't ask to sound the siren.
( he said no)
( but I did it anyway)
(Got grounded,but it was so worth it)
(Can't wait to try out the new one)
( * Smiles evilly*)

5. When it's time to go to sleep never complain about sleeping on the floor.
( He made me sleep between him and the wall )
( It was not comfortable, and he sleeps in his boxers * Shivers* ) O.o (but his fur is so soft....forget that last part)

6. After you get out of the shower, MAKE SURE you HAVE a TOWEL!
(no comment....guess he forgot) ( Scary)

7. When in the shower make SURE no one STEALS your towel.
( Don't look at me)
(The voices are telling me the towel thief came)
( * Edge of towel sticks out of refrigerator * )
( Yeah... * Runs away super fast* )

8. Never make Feral mad!
( Just don't do it)
( Me....I don't count)

mention the word 'Fun' around Feral.
( I don't think he knows what the word means)

10. Don't act stupid, especially in public.

asked to babysit Steel, don't take it literally. ( Like I did)
(I put him in the naughty corner )
( Shouldn't have back talked me)

12. Never play 'Love Games' around Feral. ( I played just as Steel was in Feral's office)
( Alot of Kats were mistaken)
( I had to clear things up..... got grounded )
( Can't handle a little joke)

13. When Feral is coming don't do the Jaws Theme.
( He didn't take it well)
( Office supplies went flying)
( * Rubs arm* He needs to take anger management...or take out all his anger on Steel)

14. When Feral is coming in for work please don't send post-it notes saying ' It's Here'.
( it ended with a few kats getting fired )
( Why couldn't he fire Steel along with them why? Why torture us with his presence!)

15. Don't call Steel a ' A cock sucking coward '.
( Even though he is) * Snickers*

16. Don't take Steel's coffee when he's not looking.
( I am the only one who can actually pull it off without being caught.)
( But at lunch break many kats wonder why I'm running around the parking lot)

17. Never under ANY cercumstance take my food or candy or drink!
( I almost broke Steel's arm for taking a slice of my pizza I was eating)
( Every time I see him and I'm eating I offer him some and all he does is walk away quickly mumbling)
( Guees he wasn't hungry at the moment)
18. When on the way home don't read all the road signs aloud.
( I ended up walking the rest of the way in the dark!)

19. Never play dead and still pretend to act dead,when some one is being serious.
( I was in Feral's office, he was working late and I was Super board!)
( I told him I was dieing of boredom,he said I would be fine)
( I got up anfd fell down with a large gulp of air)
( he got up after a minute to see if I was alright)
( He called my name a few times, but I didn't answer)
( He was fixin' to do CPR and then I burst out laughing)
( He got Super mad)
( But it was silent anger )
( I got grounded for 3 months, but the look on his face was priceless)

20. When trouble don't say " Fuck me"
( I did once and many many kats took it the wrong way)
( As if I would * Shivers violently * He's my guardian!) ( * Whines for a second *Why!*)


Well that's it for now, please leave a review and let me know,even if it was crap. Well thanks and if you have any ideas or suggestions or any rules please review or PM me. The faster you review the faster the next chapter comes. Til' next time, Anna.