GirlyGirl68: Hello my readers! It's been awhile since I last updated. So as a recap Renji, Rukia, Izuru, Rangiku, Momo, Toshiro, Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Isane have all come to the world of the living from the soul society. Here are the pairings for this story: Renji/Rukia, Izuru/Rangiku, Toshiro/Momo, Ichigo/Orihime, Chad/Tatsuki, and Uryu/Isane. And last time on Love Drunk Isshin burst in on Ichigo and Orihime trying to have some fun. (Wink-wink.) So they packed up their stuff and went to Orihime's house, where they met Rangiku, Izuru, Momo, and Toshiro. Cheerleader40404 you're right, Orihime's house is a love nest.
Tatsuki: Hey GirlyGirl68!
GirlyGirl68: What Tatsuki?
Tatsuki: Go get me some chocolate covered octopus.
GirlyGirl68: Ok one, that's gross, two, you're starting to sound like Orihime, and three, make your boyfriend go get some for you.
Tatsuki: Go get me some chocolate covered octopus.
Chizuru: Goody Ichigo's nowhere in sight, and Orihime is left defenseless.
WHAM BANG CRASH
Tatsuki: Not on my watch you perverted creep!
GirlyGirl68: Don't you think that was a little harsh?
Tatsuki: No. Why do you ask?
GirlyGirl68: Because Chizuru is cowering in the corner like a scared little dog.
GirlyGirl68: I do not own Bleach or any of the characters.
Kon: ON WITH THE FIC!
It's early morning and once again Tatsuki has stayed the night at Chad's house. (A/N: She practically live at his house.)
Anyway it's Saturday at about 8:30 a.m.
Chad wakes up to what sounds like a dying cat mixed with a dying crow.
"Tatsuki? Is that you? Are you alright? Do I need to take you to the hospital?"
"SHUT UP CHAD! YOU'RE TALKING TOO MUCH AND YOU'RE ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS!"
"I'm sorry baby. I didn't' mean to yell at you. I don't need to go to the hospital. I think I just ate something last night that didn't agree with me."
"Ok. But are you sure you don't need to go to the hospital? This is the third time this week you've thrown up in the morning."
"YES I'M SURE I DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL! NOW BE A GOOD BOYFRIEND AND GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE COVERED OCTOPUS EGG ROLLS!"
"Tatsuki do you feel alright? You're an amazing cook, and you want something really bizarre. I'd expect Orihime to ask for something like that, but not you."
"NO I DON'T FEEL ALRIGHT! IF I FELT ALRIGHT I WOULDN'T BE PUKING MY GUTS OUT! AND JUST GET ME SOME DAMN CHOCOLATE OCOPUS EGG ROLLS!"
"Ok. I will go get the ingredients to make chocolate covered octopus egg rolls, but after you eat them I am taking you to the hospital. Cause I am really worried about you."
"I'm so sorry for yelling at you baby. I don't know what came over me. And if you're that worried about me we'll go to the hospital after I eat."
Chad leaves the house to get the ingredients for the chocolate covered octopus egg rolls. While he's at the store he runs into two very familiar orange haired 17 year olds.
"Ichigo, Orihime fancy running into you here."
"Oh hey Chad. What the HELL are you making with all of those weird ingredients?"
"Chocolate covered octopus egg rolls."
"Ooh those sound yummy! May I have one after you make them?"
"I don't know. I'm making these for Tatsuki."
"Tatsuki wants you to make her chocolate covered octopus egg rolls. Really? Is she feeling ok?"
"Yes. She says she's alright, but she's been acting weird all week."
"Well she's woken up really early three times this week and started puking. She's also been yelling a lot lately followed by an apology, and something really nice. And she's been asking for food I would expect Orihime to eat."
"Chad those are all symptoms of pregnancy. Could Tatsuki be pregnant?"
"I don't know. After she eats I'm taking her to the hospital."
"Why don't Orihime and I come home with you. Orihime can make the food, while you and I talk to Tatsuki."
"Baby we're gonna go back to Chad's house with him. Ok?"
"Ok. Am I cooking the chocolate covered octopus egg rolls?"
Chad purchases the food, and they head to his house.
As soon as they enter the house they hear Tatsuki yelling.
"BABY DID YOU MAKE ME THE CHOCOLATE COVERED OCTOPUS EGG ROLLS YET?"
"Not yet. But Orihime and Ichigo are here and Orihime's gonna make your food for you."
Orihime quickly prepares the chocolate covered octopus egg rolls, then she takes the tray of food to the table and she and Tatsuki eat them all.
"I have no idea how they can eat that crap."
"I don't know either." Chad says.
"Hey do you want us to go to the hospital with you?" Ichigo asks as Orihime washes the dishes off.
"Sure. Tatsuki are you ready to go?"
The ride to the hospital is a quick and quiet one.
They reach the hospital and check in.
Pretty soon a young woman comes out and says, "I'm looking for a Miss Tatsuki Arisawa and a Mr. Yasutora Sado."
"Hi I'm Dr. Kate. What seems to be the problem?"
"Well my girlfriend has been waking up and puking, having really big mood swings, and weird food cravings."
"Alright sweetie follow me. Ok now this might feel a little cold."
"Are you ok baby?"
"Yeah I'm ok. It's just cold."
"Sweetie it would seem that you're pregnant." Dr. Kate says.
"Baby, baby calm down it will be ok."
"You're right Chad."
"We should probably go tell Ichigo and Orihime."
"Yeah. Oh Dr. Kate?"
"How far along am I?"
"You're about four months. Which means that we can tell the gender. Would you like to know the gender of our child?"
"Ok then. You will be having a baby boy."
"Arigato Dr. Kate." Chad says as they leave the room.
"Oh one more thing. I will need to see you back here in about two months to check on the baby."
"Ok." Tatsuki says.
GirlyGirl68: Ok so I'm gonna stop it right there. Because school is almost over and it's Friday so I want to get home.
Uryu: Yes Isane?
Isane: Get me some fried chicken!
Isane: Because I want some!
GirlyGirl68: Ok so we will find out why Isane is acting so weird in the next chapter.
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