I've been having the urge to do a parody for the longest, lol! And Roxas (well, Jesse McCartney) is a singer, so why not have him sing something? And why a girls' song? Well, to that, why not? ^_^ Use your imagination folks, you can do it.
The thing that might be a bit of trouble here is the way Taylor sings the song…it's more like she's talking than singing except for the chorus, but I tried my hardest to put this into as proper of a structure as possible. Shouldn't be too hard to catch on. So, please read and enjoy it!
Your mom kicks you out the car screaming at the top of her lungs
"Please try to have a good day at school!"
You've been home schooled all along and don't know anyone there
How could a parent ever be so cruel?
You push on doors that say 'pull' and everyone's laughing at you
And by instinct you wanna go cry
Instead you're starting to get pissed and you ball up a fist
And hit some jerk square in his eye…all right!
Cause you're just fifteen and
Suddenly thrown in a new world, you gotta sink or swim
And when you're fifteen and
Girls laugh at you cause you left your fly unzipped
So you close your eyes, want to die, cause this is the most embarrassing moment
You sit in class next to some pyro named Axel
And somehow he ropes you into being his friend
The guy is tall and real lean, like some sort of string bean
And you wonder when last he's eaten?
And now he's coaxing you to set fire to the school
And something's telling you, no, this isn't quite right
He's got a can of lighter fuel
And a book of matches too
And you realize Axel's mind is not so right
No it's not right…
Also when you're fifteen and
You get a random idea and you've gotta go try it
And when you're fifteen you don't realize you can't skateboard off everything
While you writhe pain, think again, memorize to always look before you ever leap
I didn't know this at fifteen!
And all I wanted was to be wanted
Instead why am I always picked last for all of the P.E teams…?
Somehow you manage to get up your courage
To ask out this real pretty girl named Namine
And she doesn't just deny you, she laughs and walks by you
It's so fast, you barely know what's happened;
Your heart's broken!
And when you're fifteen and someone hot just rejects you
You're gonna get even
And when you're fifteen you instead turn around and date their best friend
Here's the thing, don't be mean, think of people and how nicely you could've treated them
No need to be a bastard to them
(Say 'blah' a bunch of times here!)
All on the first day…
One helluva first day…
And yet still four more years to go…
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