Chapter 6: The plan
"Oh shit." I say aloud.
"Oh shit? Oh SHIT? So you cuss now? What is with you now Renesmee Carlie Cullen? You. You. You. You aren't who you used to be." My dad screamed.
"Well, I'm sorry I can't live up to your expectations father." I sneered. "Just do me a favor. Gimmie a 10 minute head start." And with that, I sprint out of the house faster than I ever had. He didn't even give me a 10 second head start.
He catches me by the wrist and hoists me onto his shoulders.
"Stop dad! Stop it stop it stop it!" I scream pounding on his back. He flings me onto the bed nostrils flaring.
"You. Went. Out. With. That. MUTT!" He shouted. "Yeah, so, what's it to you?" I reply crossing my arms over my chest.
"Renesmee! He kissed you! You're five for Christ sake!" He yelled.
"Well I look like I'm 20! I look like I'm older then you AND mom! I act like it too!" I shout back.
"Renesmee Cullen, I forbid you to ever talk to Jacob Black! You may never speak to him again! Or see him. Hell, you can't even think about him, and I will know if you do." He said calming down now, a triumphant smile on my face. Dad, you just crossed the line.
I kept replaying scenes of me and Jake kissing, and chanting his name in my head.
"Jake Jake Jake Jake. I LOVEEE Jake. I love him. I love him. I freaking LOVE HIM." I mentally shout. My dad glares at me.
"That's it." He whipped his cell phone out his pocket and dialed Jacob's number.
"Jacob, I forbid you to ever see my daughter."
"Hell no bloodsucker!"
"Fine. Come over here now. Renesmee doesn't ever want to see you again.
"She knows that you're cheating on her."
"What? Oh no no no n-" My dad closes his cell.
"Jake… he's cheating on me? You did all of this to protect me?" I ask my dad my lip quivering. "Yeah sweetie." He responded scooping me up into a hug.
"I love you daddy." I say burying my face in the crook of his neck.
***15 minutes later***
"Renesmee Carlie Cullen, you know better than to think that I am dating someone else! I'm imprinted on you for crying out loud!" Jacob screamed getting out of his car. I had already planned it out with everyone, including Jacob. My mom had called him and explained the plan. Everyone BUT my dad knew. WE all had a HUGE like scene planned. We all knew my dad was lying. Me and Jake were gonna get in a fight, I was going to tell him that it would be better if we saw other people, yada yada yada.
"What do you want you filthy dog?" I yell running out of the house.
"I want you back Nessie!" Jacob replied, biting his lip to hold back his grin that was making his lips twitch.
"You cheated on me you no good son of a bitch!" I yell. My mom and dad started peeking through the curtains, dad smiling like an idiot, mom laughing like an idiot.
"No, well… yes. I did. With Rosalie. We agreed not to tell anybody. I didn't think that you would find out so soon." We both turned around and stared at my dad to see his grin faltering. Haha. Now he doesn't know if he was lying or not.
Rosalie then flitted out of the house, saw Jacob and ran into his arms.
"Hey baby." She crooned to him.
"Not now Rose." Jacob said. I could hear my mom laughing now. She skipped out of the house giggling. God, I swear. My mother is like…weird. My dad appears at the doorway, fuming.
"You cheated on my little girl?" He screamed, centimeters from Jacob's face.
"Why, yes, yes I did." Jake replied smirking.
"Rosalie. You. Cheated. On. EMMETT?" My dad said whispering at first then he raised his voice at her.
"What the hell Rose? Do you want a death sentence?" He added.
"Death sentence for what?" Emmett said, coming out of the doorway. Oh crap. CRAP! I forgot to tell Emmett. And Rosalie thinks I did. Oh CRAP!
"Emmett, I have something to tell you." Rose said batting her eyelashes.
"Okay Rose. I have something to ask you… Why the hell are you in Jacob's arms?" Emmett asked, seeming generally confused. Ha. I guess Emmett can act. Ha. Ha.
"Em, me and Jacob are dating. We plan on getting married!" Rosalie said laughing pinching Jacob's cheeks. I could see Jacob grimace. Rose was pinching WAYY to hard.
"ROSALIE!" I shouted. "How could you cheat on me, with Jacob? And Jacob! You were imprinted on me!" I screamed.
"Well, I guess I imprinted on the wrong person. I just needed to…grow. On. Rosalie." He barley managed out without laughing.
"Yeah." Rosalie breathed out.
"Aw, hell no." Emmett said, running towards Jacob.
"What the crap man?" Jacob shouted running away. "This was part of the whole freaking plan!" He added.
"What plan?" Emmett asked, still chasing Jacob. My mom was rolling on the ground she was laughing so hard.
"The plan Nessie told you!" Jacob shouted running past me. "She didn't tell me anything!" Emmett shot back.
"Ahhhhh!" Jacob shouted running past me again. "Nessie, you forgot to tell him? You idiot! Now I'm gonna die!" Jacob yelled, running in circles, Emmett (growling might I add) chasing Jacob.
"Oh, that SOOO wasn't what I told you to say Jacob Black!" I yell, joining in the chase to kill Jacob Black.
"That's it Jake! Were over!" I shout and then fly into my room. "Aww Nessie, don't do that! I didn't mean it!" I hear Jacob shout, but my sobs soon drown the sound out.
He. Hurt. My. Little. Girl. That. MONSTER.
After Renesmee had ran into her room crying, I approached Jacob. All the girls had ran into Nessie's room to help her out. Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper, and I were all approaching Jacob now.
"Hey guys. It was her freaking plan!" Jacob yelled tripping over his own feet.
"She's like my little sister man! Why did you call her an idiot? You freaking planned half of HER freaking plan!" Emmett shot back.
"Jacob. Why did you call her an idiot?" Carlisle asks calmly, coming over and pinning my hands behind my back so I don't walk over and strangle him.
"I don't know okay? I don't know what was going on in my head at the time! I was confused because Emmett wanted to kill me!" Jacob yelled at Carlisle.
"You hurt my little girl." I managed out through my gritted teeth.
"Yeah, but I didn't mean too!" Jacob yelled, running up and pushing me in the chest. A fierce long growl rips through my chest.
Carlisle yanks me backward even more. "Let me at em." I say once again through gritted teeth.
"Go inside now Edward and explain to your daughter that she is not an idiot."Carlisle says looking me in the eyes.
"Wait!" Jacob calls out reaching his arms towards me.
"What do you want mutt?" I question him.
"Tell me. Do you think Renesmee will marry me some day?" He asks me, smiling.
"Dog, you just crossed the line." And with that, I lunge at his throat.