****disclaimer****:i don't own House of night aka hon or legend of zelda : twilight princess aka loztp
Link and stark:well sienna you could have owned it if you wrote the book(HON)and created the video game(LOZTP)

~~~~~~third person pov~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The house of night~~~~~
zoey was walking to her third hour when a portal open and a wolf and a small person with weird markings on her body fell on top screamed and got up and turned around"w-w-what are you and who are you" the wolf turn into a human form and said"HI my name is link and this is my friend midna"gesturing to the weird girl.
"h-hi m-m-my n-na-ame is z-zoey a-and y-y-your c-can turn i-i-into a w-wolf"zoey said /asked
"yes"link said
"AWESOME"zoey said doing some wierd little dance
"......."link just stared at her like she was crazy and said"oooookkkaaaayyyy"
after zoey got done with her dance damian came out and said"hey z which poem do y-AH WHAT ARE YOU"he said/screamed at link and midna jumping up and landng on zoey"ow"zoey whispered"ohh thanks z for breaking my fall""your so not welcome air get damian off of me"zoey said and air lifted damian off of zoey"i can breath again""Sorry" apologized damein

"ummm zoey who is this" said damien and link at the same time pointing at eachother

"This is link and this is damian"

"hi"damin said

"ummm hi"link said

while link and damian were talking midna and zoey were talking about how cute link was

"omg zoey look at his butt though its so nice firm and round"midna said

*then somewere in the back ground baby got back starts playing*

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

"umm were is that coming from"zoey askes "who cares lets dance"midna says and starts shakin her but 'ok'zoey said

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat butt's the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so...

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

*the music ends and erik walks in as zoey gets finish dancing with minda*

"damn zoey you dance good and you look sexy too"erik said
"why thank you erik now that you said that now im horny wanna have sex"zoey replies
"sure"erik says
"can i watch"midna askes
"sure"

While erik and zoey were having sex and minda watching saying things like 'go girl ride him like theres no tomorrow' or'there you go erik show her whos boss' damian and link went to find zoey and midna when they walked in on zoey and erik "ohhh god damn zoey i didnt know you liked it from behind"damian said
"ok now im blinded i just saw another guys junk"link said

"well to bad i had a suprise for you link"midna purred in his ear
"i like the sound of that"
then midna and link start sexing

well here is the end for chapter one i will need 10 reviews before next chapter