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Later, Izzie and Cristina, now a little drunk, sat on stage with their arms around each other's shoulders, singing.
"Once you've had a taste of him you'll never be the same! Oh he'll make you go insane.."
"Your singing is enough to drive anyone insane" said Callie, looking up from where she was snuggling with Arizona in a corner.
"That's real nice, Callie" said Izzie sarcastically.
"Have you ever had your own bones broken, Ortho-God?" said Cristina, clenching her fists.
"That's Ortho rockstar" Callie pointed out with a smirk.
"I think we've had enough people calling themselves 'god' anything today" said Arizona.
"Come on guys, lighten up" said Meredith, approaching with Derek. "They were just having a little fun."
"Besides, they're not that bad" added Derek with a smirk.
"Not that bad?" Izzie pouted.
"I'll take that as a compliment, Doctor Shepherd" said Cristina with a little bow.
"You should" came a familiar voice from behind them, "Because I rarely give them."
"Addison?" cried the group, surprised, as they turned to the voice's source.
"Addison!" repeated Naomi, running forward to hug her, along with the other Oceansiders. "What happened? We thought you were coming here for help!"
"I took a wrong turn and ended up at some Hospital called Princeton-Plainsboro, And this weird diagnostic guy wouldn't let me leave until I helped solve his case" Addison explained. "Stupid little.."
"Easy Addison, the competition hasn't even startred yet" Meredith chuckled.
"I can't help being judgemental" Addison shrugged. "It's who I am."
"Okay, who's up for a little contest?" Meredith asked. Everyone cheered.
"Hello folks, and welcome to Seattle Grace Idol!" said Amelia into a microphone, once again taking the role of host. "The show where you at home can vote along with our expert judges.. Meredith!"
"Hello!" Meredith waved at the camera.
"My big brother, Derek!"
"Amy.." said Derek, a little embarassed.
"Hi there!" Addison grinned.
"To crown our next Seattle Grace Idol!" Amelia continued, grinning. "Okay, first up to perform is.."
"It's Izzie time!" cried Izzie as she and Alex took to the stage, the Mini-Spawns dancing behind them. "Oh, the heat was on!"
"Burnin'!" said Alex.
"Risin' to the top, oh yeah! Everybody goin' strong" Izzie began to dance. "That was when my spark got hot! I heard somebody say burn, baby, burn!"
"Disco Inferno!"Alex sang along.
"Burn, baby, burn! Burn that Mama down!" Unfortunately, the Mini-Spawns hadn't learned to control their powers properly yet, and one of them blew fire when they sneezed, accidentally setting their Mother's butt alight.
"You're on fire, Stevens!" Addison yelled.
"Burn, baby, burn!" Izzie winked, thinking that Addison was referring to her performance.
"No, Iz, you're ass is really on fire!" cried Meredith in panic. Izzie looked back and screamed, jumping a mile in the air.
"Put it out, put it out!" she shrieked, as everyone rushed to her aid.
"Domo arigato, !" sang George, busting out some dance moves. "Domo, domo!"
"Get real, O'Malley" Addison groaned.
"I think his performance is quite smooth, actually" Meredith smirked. "007-like." Derek chuckled, but Addison frowned, not getting the joke.
"Some boys take a beautiful girl, and hide her away from the rest of the world" sang Joe the barman. "I want to be the one to walk in the sun.."
"Yeah!" Derek cheered, swaying to the beat. "You go, Joe!"
"And girls just wanna have fun! Oh girls just want to have.."
"Yeah, you go.. Get some singing lessons!" Addison laughed.
"Burn to the ground, I break through the crowd" Sang Bailey as she danced.
"I'm on the hunt, I'm after you!" chorused the Mercy Westers, acting as her back up.
"I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found, and I'm hungry like the wolf!"
"Hungry.." Jackson mused, turning to his colleagues. "Are you guys hungry?"
"Yeah" Charles agreed, as he and Reed followed Jackson off stage.
"Hey wait!" cried April. "We're supposed to be.."
"God damn it!" Bailey groaned, knowing it was useless.
"I'm hungry" said Addison sarcastically. "For some talent!"
Meredith and Derek felt a little sick when Rose, who had somehow managed to sneak back in, walked on stage. When she began to sing, they felt even sicker.
"I'm too sexy for my scrubs, to sexy for my scrubs so sexy it hurts.." She started trying to do a strip tease, making everyone cover their eyes. "And I'm a model, you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk.. Ah!" Charlotte had pulled a lever by the judge's desk, sending Rose plummeting down a trapdoor in the stage. Meredith gave her a thumbs up.
When the three grinning Interns took to the stage, holding canes to dance with, all three judges groaned. This was not going to end well.
"We can see clearly now the rain has gone! We can see all obstacles in our way.." Steve accidently tripped, grabbing Pierce for support, then Pierce grabbed Megan, causing the Interns to fall off the stage in a crumpled heap. Pierce and Megan glared at Steve, who chuckled sheepishly.
"Sugar, oh, Honey, Honey" Arizona sang, as she and Callie danced around the stage. "Oh, you are my candy girl, and you've got me wanting you!" Callie giggled, kissing her girlfriend's cheek.
"Aww, they're such a sweet couple!" Derek sighed.
"You would say that, Derek" said Addison, rolling her eyes. "What's next, a singing scalpel?"
"I-I-I-I-I'm, hooked on a feeling!" Sang Mark, terribly, making everyone cover their ears. "I'm high on believin', that you're in love with me!" He winked and flashed a stupid grin. Callie bent down and whispered in Addison's ear.
"I couldn't agree more, Cal" Addison smirked. "Hook, line, and stinker!"
After the disaster that was Mark's performance, the judges were relieved when Cristina walked on stage.
"You keep saying that you don't need surgery" she sang. "Surgery on your heart, but confess!" Cristina did a cartwheel across the stage, making the crowd cheer. "These hands were made for cutting, and that's just what they'll do! And one of these days these hands are gonna cut right into you!"
"Yang's got my tongue" said Addison thoughtfully. "And possibly my vote.." She turned to seek her fellow judge's opinion, rolling her eyes when she found them absent. "Always breaking the rules.."
"What I like about you" sang Meredith, giggling.
"You hold me tight, Mmm" sang Derek, pulling his wife closer.
"Tell me I'm the only one.."
"Gonna come over tonight!"
"Yeah!" They sang in unison. "You're whispering in my ear, tell me all the things that I wanna hear.."
"Cuz it's true!" Meredith grinned.
"That's what I like about you!" Derek smiled back. Meredith pulled out a harmonica and played it a little, only pausing to sing some more.
"That's what I like about you!"
"That's what I like about you!"
"Well, you heard 'em folks, and now it's time to make your choice" said Amelia. "Who will be crowned Seattle Grace's next Idol? Will it be.."
"Me, pick me!" cried Izzie, jumping up and down.
George waved cheerily at the camera.
Joe gave an awkward smile.
Bailey was glaring at the Mercy Westers for ruining her performance.
"Pick me! Pick me!"
Rose crawled out from under the stage, groaning.
Pierce and Megan had tied Steve to a chair to keep him out of trouble.
Arizona simply smiled at the camera.
"Me, Pick me!" yelled Izzie, jumping up behind her.
Mark was busy making out with a random girl he'd just met.
Cristina made her fake sad face, hoping to get the sympathy vote.
"Meredith and Derek? Or finally.
"Yes, you Izzie" said Amelia, rolling her eyes.
A short while later, a bird dropped an envelope containing the Winner's name into Addison's hand. She quickly opened it.
"And the Winner is.. Oh, that's ridiculous" she scoffed, throwing the paper over her shoulder, then grabbing a microphone and jumping on the table. "It's me, everyone!"
"What the hell?" yelled Cristina, annoyed.
"What is a woman? What has she got? If not herself, then she has naught, to say the things she truly feels.."
"Mer, aren't you gonna do something about this?" Izzie frowned.
"Iz, after the couple of days I've had, I really couldn't be bothered" Meredith sighed. "Just smile and clap."
"And not the words of one who kneels! The record shows, I took the blows, and did it My Way!"
AN: The End, until I start 'Meredith The Third'. Virtual cookies to those who guess who's playing Artie!