A/N: Two more chapters to go! Well three if I do one without any script. So collage is hard and a lot of work so I can't say when the next update will be. Also my depression is back so there is also that to fight against.

Alex begrudgingly spent the night in her house away from Juliet. Not noticing what Justin had done, she curls up in her bed, texting Juliet a quick goodnight and then drifts off to sleep.

The next day on set, she went straight to Juliet's room since they start out today with a scene together. However, the vampire was away, leaving a note that said she was called in earlier and she'll see Alex when they start filming.

Things were getting more and more frustrating for her since she got out of prison.

Juliet is on set, peeking behind a curtain. Alex steps out at the bottom of the staircase by the curtain.

"Jasmine?" She called, trying to find her vampire.

"Ali, where have you been?" She looked down at the wizard with a disapproving look.

"There's something I've got to tell you."

"The whole kingdom has turned out for Father's announcement!" She clearly refused to listen to a word Alex said.

"No! But Jasmine, listen to me please!"

"Good luck!" Juliet pushed Alex out onto the platform with Al, where he overlooked the entire crowd.

"...Ali Ababwa!" Al finished with a grin and gestured towards Alex.

"Oh, boy!" Alex face-palmed like she never face-palmed before.

Far above, Iago and Jafar watch through a window.

"Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak." Zeke squawked.

"Let them cheer." Justin smirked as he lifted the lamp and rubbed it. Max came out in a simple display of smoke.

"You know Al, I'm getting-." He turned to see Jafar. "Reallyyyyyy-I don't think you're Ali." He descends and consults a playbill. "Tonight, the role of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister, ugly man."

This made Alex laugh really hard off stage.

"I am your master now." Justin throws Max to the ground and puts his foot on his face

"I was afraid of that."

"Genie, grant me my first wish. I wish to rule on high… as sultan!"

Cut to where dark clouds circle the castle. The castle shakes. The roof rips off and the Sultan and Aly duck.

"Whoa!" Alex spoke channeling her inner Dean.

"Bless my soul. What is this? I mean am I fucking Santa? What is going on?" Al didn't like the script at all.

"Al, if you don't stick to the script we'll turn Juliet back to her physical age, same with you and your wife."

"I am the all powerful Alucard! I refuse to speak like this blubbering idiot!" He lifted the turban off his head and strips down to the silk boxers he's wearing. The clothes appear on Justin.

"Heh, heh, heh!" Justin did his bad evil laugh.

Al's eyes lit up at the words he got to say next.

"Jafar, you vile betrayer."

"That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you." Zeke squawked.

"Oh, yeah?" Alex challenged. "Well, we'll just see about that!" She pulls off her hat only to find it empty. "The lamp!"

"Finders-keepers, Abooboo." Justin grinned.

They both look up and see a gigantic genie lift the palace into the clouds; Alex whistles and Carpet flies up to greet her. They fly up near Max's head.

"Genie! No!"

"Sorry, kid-I got a new master now." He places the palace on top of a mountain.

"Jafar, I order you to stop!" Al shouted, kicking Justin in the crotch. Justin let out a girlish scream as he clutched his wounded privates, but he tried to go on with the scene despite his extremely shrill voice.

"There's a new order now-my order! Finally, you will bow to me!"

No one bows; the wizards tell Al that he has to, but he leaves the set saying that he needs a frozen hot chocolate.

"We'll never bow to you!" Juliet said.

"Why am I not surprised?" Zeke muttered, rolling his eyes.

"If you will not bow before a sultan, then you will cower before a sorcerer!" Justin turned to Max. "Genie, my second wish. I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world!"

Max extends his finger. Alex tries to stop him, but he cannot and another Max brand lightning bolt strikes Justin, returning him to his normal look.

"Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!" Zeke grinned, er well, as much as one can with a beak.

"Now where were we? Ah, yes, abject humiliation!" Justin zaps Juliet with his staff and she bows to him. Rajah comes running at him, but he zaps her and the tiger turns into a kitty-cat. "Down, girl! Oh, princess-" He lifts her chin with his staff "- there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to."

"Jafar! Get your hands off her!" Alex screamed off camera.

Justin zaps Alex. "Princess Ali. Yes, it is she, But not as you know her. Read my lips and come to grips with reality" Jafar brings the two of them closer in the air. "Yes, meet a blast from your past, Whose lies were too good to last. Say hello to your precious Princess Ali!" Justin sang mockingly.

Jafar zaps Ali back to Aly.

"Or should we say Aly?"

"Jasmine, I tried to tell you." Alex looked so desperate.

"So Ali turns out to be merely Aly; just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, Her personality flaws, Give me adequate cause, To send her packing on a one-way trip, So her prospects take a terminal dip. Her assets frozen, the venue chosen, Is the ends of the earth, whoopee! So long."

"Good bye, see ya!" Zeke sang.

"Ex-Princess Ali!" Justin finished his second song. Jafar has zapped Abu back to normal. He sends the two of them into a tall pillar, and then launches it like a rocket, but luckily not before Carpet can get in. Then we see a snowy wasteland where the pillar crashes and rolls. It finally comes to a stop. Aly emerges, obviously very cold.

"Abu? Abu!" She looks back at a shivering pile of snow. "Oh, this is all my fault! I should have freed the genie when I had the chance."

Alex digs out Abu and cradles him inside her vest. "Abu! Are you okay? I'm sorry, Abu, I made a mess of everything somehow. I gotta go back and set things right."

She starts to walk through the snow and she eventually steps on a frozen carpet. "Carpet!" She looks up and sees Carpet is pinned by the pillar. Alex tugs on Carpet to try and free, but she can't do it, so she begins to remove snow from the base of the pillar. "Abu, start digging! That's it!"

Finally, enough snow has been removed and the pillar begins to roll. Aly runs away, looks back, and then slides into place. The pillar rolls over her and, when it is gone, Aly and Abu are left sitting in the patch of snow made by the window of the pillar.

"Yeah! All right!"

Alex looks up at her hat, which is made out of scared Abu, shakes off the snow and rushes over to pick Carpet up. "Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!"


Juliet rushed up to Alex, only to stop and back up. This being the closest they've been all day.

"What's that horrible smell?" She gagged.

"It can't be me; I showered, like, this morning."

"It seems like pumpkin. Oh god, I'm going to be sick. I'll call you, but don't come over." Juliet ran off before she became sick.

Alex glared at Justin. "What did you do?"

"I did nothing." He walked away, smirking. "Your lies were too good to last, Say hello to your precious Princess Pumpkin." He sang in the tune of his earlier song.

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