Disclamier: I don't own ELR or any of the affliating characters


Ray

Robert is my brother and I love him but let me say he is a bit of a sap. I mean come on. He falls for every line in the book. Once he caught a guy steeling a TV and the guy said, "oh well I was hungry"… what are you going to eat the TV?

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My brother—GOD bless him assumed the guy was going to sell the TV. He says, "Tell you what… I'll give you $700 for the TV and $22,000 for putting it back. It was his whole Christmas Bonus and gifts. Hm… steel a TV get paid $29,000… what a great lesson we're learning here.

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Amy

I love him to but honestly one thing that really gets to me is he takes forever to say something. This is him trying to say what he's tried to say every day for years. "Um… um… you uh… uh… uh… um… um… uh… have… um… um…-". Normally that's when I interrupt and say, "FOR GOD SAKES I COULD SAY THAT FASTER THEN YOU IN MY SLEEP BACKWARDS WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK"

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I really don't know what that has anything to do with it anyway. Why would I need… aw never mind? One time it took him an hour to get to the third word of the first sentence. I looked at him and said, "You know Robert by the time that it's your birthday maybe you can get to the end of the sentence and his birthday wasn't for another 300 days.

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Marie

I love my baby. He's my firstborn son and he's a great kid. But he is a terrible liar. Whenever he lies he gets these crinkles around his eyes so bad you would think he were a side dish of French fries.

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His lies wouldn't be so bad but he always rats himself out too. One time he was babysitting his brother and Ray wasn't supposed to go out that night but he had let him go out with his friends. I called later and asked to talk to Ray and he says, "oh he can't go out he's at the batives" That's a combination of bathroom and movies.

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Frank

I know I teased my boys a lot growing up but honestly today I would rather take the opportunity to say this. I love you guys. You guys make me so proud every day to be a parent. Even if you are 6'5 and can't catch a couple of rebounds!

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Happy birthday Robert. I love you. Raymond, I love you too. You guys are a couple of great kids. See you tomorrow when we drive you crazy again.

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