Well today is my brother's birthday. Happy birthday Raymond. Ray is everything I want to be if I wanted to be a tightheaded nutjob that doesn't know how to have fun. You know what Raymond's idea of fun is. Taking a nap. I like to sleep too but I don't list it as a hobby.
Sure I'm a little sensitive when it comes to other people but my brother is what they would call hardened by everything. He always believes other people are lying when it's not true. He's also cynical but he's my brother and I love him. Just do me a favor Ray. Whenever you feel like being negative REMAIN SILLENT
First of all I'm sorry for Robert's roast. He can't tell a joke to save his life. Ray on the other hand can't STOP telling jokes to save his. Let me tell you one of my favorite jokes Ray told. So there's this news reporter and she's asked who the most confident person she ever met was. She said, 'that would have to be Moshie. I was invited to his 178th birthday party and I asked him if he had anything to say before the end of the party. He said 'see you next year'.
I just found out that I'm pregnant. I hope this baby is just like Raymond... minus the sometimes insensitivity and the control freak aspect to it. I also don't want the baby to be short like Ray or have his bushy eyebrows. ((Laughter))
But in all seriousness if the baby is like Raymond he or she will be awesome. Happy birthday Raymond. We love you...
Ray is a bit of a non-card. By that I mean he can't pick out a good card in the store to save his life. I mean seriously. The boy is a writer. His stories are so good I think it would make anyone cry but his card writing is a bit of... well a card
Frank passed away three days after Robby's birthday. I pretended it didn't bother me but the fact is that I loved him as much as we fought. Ray was amazing there. I could just see him at the funeral saying "no don't sit there. You're too short to sit there. Sit up front. No I said fat meat. My dad was a meat and potato kind of guy. Happy birthday Ray. I love you"
Everyone says Ray is a control freak. He's not. He just likes everything to go his way. It makes him uncomfortable if it doesn't and so because I love him I go along with it. Well I cannot do that anymore. In about 6 months I'll be way too big to do that.
Ray and I decided to hold off on announcing it because of Amy's pregnancy but 3 new children will be joining the Baron family. Ray is so excited. He says we should name the girls Freeda and Jeeda and the boy Ray Jr. I say no no and no. Happy birthday Ray. I love you