Sephiroth/Cloud one-shot with a Zack/Cloud bonus chapter. Possible third chapter to be written at a later date. Yaoi, sex - you know how it goes. I do not own the characters nor do I make money from the stories that I write.

ETA 12/12/2010: First chapter could possibly be construed as non-con, but it was unintentional.

"I saw him first."

Sephiroth looked at Zack, who had uttered the words. He knew it was true: Zack had been the first to set his eyes on the new recruit, Cloud Strife. With his spiky blond hair and lean build, who couldn't have noticed him? Sephiroth smirked at his friend.

"Doesn't matter who saw him first. Remember, you have to lick it to claim it," he told Zack.

It was a game they had come up with a few months before. The two of them would have a friendly competition to see who could claim a new lover before the other could. They would both pursue the same man at the same time. The only hitch was that in order to stake your claim, you had to lick it.

Zack was quite the romancer and knew ways to weasel his way into any man's bed. Sephiroth, however, was a little shy and preferred to keep to himself. He had never won their little game, not even once. He could tell by looking at the small cadet that he might actually have a chance in hell with him; he had noticed the blond stealing glances at him during training.

"Alright, Zack," he said, shaking hands with the raven-haired man.

Zack grinned at him and stood up. "Just watch," he said, then sauntered over to Cloud, who was sitting at a table by himself, eating lunch. He plopped his lunch tray down beside Cloud's and sat beside him. Sephiroth snickered at the sight. Poor Cloud was blushing and fumbling with his sandwich as Zack inched closer to him. He couldn't hear what Zack was saying, but he was pretty sure that it was dirty by the look on Cloud's face.

He froze when he saw Cloud glance over to him with somewhat pleading eyes. Sephiroth looked away quickly and made a hasty decision. Standing up, he walked over to Zack and Cloud, and took Zack by the arm.

"Fair, take your leave. You can see that Strife doesn't want to be bothered."

Zack's face twisted in surprise as Sephiroth completely cock-blocked him. Oh, the nerve! He stood up and took his tray with him, then hissed good-heartedly in Sephiroth's ear, "I'll get you for that!"

"Hmph. Like he was really into you to begin with."

Zack stormed off and Sephiroth sat down beside Cloud. "Are you okay, Strife? Was Fair talking nonsense to you?" he asked soothingly, turning on his best charm and trying to sound adult.

Cloud blushed furiously and nodded. "Yes, sir."

"Strife, I want you to come to my office in ten minutes. We need to discuss some of your paperwork that you turned in. There are a few things missing, and you need to see to it that it gets completed today," Sephiroth said.

Cloud nodded, and said again, "Yes, sir." He began to eat his sandwich quickly and gulped down his carton of milk as Sephiroth left the cafeteria and went into his office. He straightened out the papers on his desk and made sure that the security cameras were off. Then, he waited.

In ten minutes sharp, there was a soft knock on his door and Cloud came in. "Lock it, please," Sephiroth ordered, and Cloud did as he was told. "Have a seat."

Cloud sat down in front of the desk and nervously tapped his fingers on his knees. "Where is the paperwork, sir?" he asked, looking around for it.

"There is no paperwork, Cloud. May I call you that?" Sephiroth asked.

Cloud nodded. "Yes, sir. You are the General," he replied, growing even more nervous.

Sephiroth smiled at him and leaned back in his chair. "Let me tell you why you're really here, Cloud. I like you, and I'm pretty sure that you like me, too. I'm not good at this, so I'll just cut the bullshit and save us both some time. I'd like to fuck you, cadet."

Cloud's mouth dropped open, then closed again. He gulped and shifted in his chair. "Sir?" he said, wondering if he had heard correctly. He knew he had when Sephiroth stood and came around the desk to sit on the edge. He propped both of his boots on either side of Cloud on the arms of the chair and said, "Suck me."

Cloud hesitated. Sephiroth looked down at him. "That's an order, cadet." Cloud bit his lip and moved forward slowly, his small hands reaching toward Sephiroth's crotch. Nervous fingers worked at a silver belt and finally released it, then slowly began to unzip his black leather pants. Sephiroth shifted his hips forward and leaned back on his hands on the desk, not taking his eyes off of Cloud. He hissed as Cloud's cold hand slowly found its way to his cock and gripped it gently, pulling his length completely out of his pants. Unsure of what to do, Cloud looked up at him with innocent, blue eyes.

"Put your mouth on me, Cloud."

Cloud lowered his mouth onto Sephiroth's dripping cock, taking as much as he could handle. He slightly gagged when he felt it hit the back of his throat, and noticed that Sephiroth groaned in reply to the action. This encouraged the blond, so he kept at it, bobbing his head and working his jaw muscles as best as he could. By the sound of it, his best was good enough. Cloud licked the hardened flesh down to the base, then trailed his teeth softly up its length. Sephiroth shuddered then grabbed Cloud's hair gently and tugged him upward.

"That's enough, cadet."

He pushed Cloud down into the chair and rose from the desk. Kneeling in front of Cloud, he undid the cadet's pants and smiled when his virgin cock sprung out, hard and willing. Leaning forward, he gave Cloud's cock a lick and grinned in secret triumph. He had won this round in his and Zack's little game.

He yanked Cloud up by the hips and turned him around, bending him over the desk. Cloud was moaning as Sephiroth pulled his pants completely down and caressed his tight hole with a spit-wet finger. He wriggled around a bit, then clenched his eyes shut as he felt Sephiroth move behind him and began to push into him. His knuckles grew completely white and bloodless as he gripped the edge of the desk, pain surging through his body. When Sephiroth moved a certain way, though, Cloud felt a rush of pleasure completely outweigh the pain.

Cloud's cock was being rubbed against the General's desk roughly as Sephiroth fucked him, the friction becoming almost unbearable. He felt Sephiroth grip his hips as the General sped up, now uncaring about Cloud's virgin ass.

"Oh, fuck yes," Sephiroth said, and grunted, loving the feeling of flesh slapping against flesh as he gave the blond a good banging. He liked the way Cloud's ass clenched around his cock when the cadet finally came, crying out his release and sending silky ropes of cum oozing out onto his desk. Sephiroth gave one last good push and emptied himself into Cloud, moaning as he slowly came down from his orgasm. When it was over and done with, Sephiroth helped the blond clean up and get dressed. He sent Cloud on his way and snickered as he watched Cloud walk out of his office with a limp.

Little did Cloud know it, but he had claimed Sephiroth as well.