Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter, any of the authors/readers listed, or A Very Potter Musical. Harry Potter belongs to JK, the authors/readers belong to themselves (hopefully) and AVPM belongs to StarKid(Potter). They are so lucky!
An Epilogue of Sorts, Part 2
Hermione: *Snaps laptop shut and sighs* I've always wanted to write my own fanfiction.
Draco: Lucky you, because you just did. Now let's press that pretty 'complete' button and be done with it!
Hermione: But we can't.
Draco: Why not?
Hermione: We're not done!
Draco: What? We gave it a happy ending and everything! What else could they want?
Hermione: Well, see up there? Those blue numbers that currently say 326?
Draco: What about it?
Hermione: That's how many reviews we got. Which means that 326 times, someone went out of their way to tell us what they thought about our story.
Hermione: So we're going to go through and thank them all!
Ginny: *Walks in* Hey guys, whatcha doing?
Hermione: Thanking 326 people.
Ginny: And I'm leaving!
Draco: Noo! Take me with yoooou!
Hermione: Uh-uh! Neither of you are leaving. Draco, you're obligated to stay. Ginny, some of those people wanted to talk to you.
Ginny: Now I'm interested.
Draco: I'm not!
Hermione: Fine, we won't thank them all. I suppose that would take hours of copying and pasting. We'll just… thank the reviewers who stuck with us for most of the ride!
Ginny: Can we get back to me?
Hermione: Oh yeah. Well, remember when you suggested that we write a fanfiction about our lives, and at the end we would include that conversation we had?
Hermione: Well, I put in the part when you said 'hi' to our readers.
Hermione: And these were the reactions you got:
dreadfuldelights- HELLO GINNY! *waves and shouts at sky*
GinnyMastraniCullen- LOL! That is so typically Ginny!
edwardsoneandonlylove- lol HI GINNY!
youreconfusingme- and please say hi to Ginny from me: "Hey Ginny!" *grins*
dramione-fan2015- Ginny is so hilarious
Ginny: Cool! I have fans! Thanks you guys! Now I'm leaving.
Draco: Wait! No! Please take me with you! I can fold laundry… sort of…
Hermione: Draco, you are staying here. The people wanted to talk to you too.
Draco: Do I have screaming fan girls?
Hermione: No. But you have a typically loving, and now rather angry, girlfriend.
Draco: Fine. What do the reviewers want to say?
Hermione: Promise you won't go gloating in Ron and Harry's faces tomorrow?
Draco: No- now what is it? It sounds good!
Hermione: Okay, here:
Silverforest11- I laughed at what Draco said about the boy who just wouldn't die already
Erica- Draco and Hermione's kid(s) will be best looking!
Forrest- I think Dramione's kids will look the best.
Dreadfuldelights- *ahem* Of course, Draco and Hermione's kids will look the best. ;)
JusticesCall- I have to say, Draco's kids would look the best if he married Hermione.
OhhhSkyler- I have to admit: I think Draco & Hermione's kids would look the best too.
Youreconfusingme- and to the boys: "Neville's child will look best if you don't stop bickering about your future children!"
Draco: No way that Longbutt's kids will look better than mine! Not even if he marries the hottest girl in the school who happens to be-
Hermione: *Gives him look*
Draco: …you of course, dear.
Hermione- Anyway, I will now proceed to thank the reviewers who stayed with us and reviewed often. Thank you! (Special thanks will follow the name that they are intended for.)
IheartDracoandRon; Starlight SunSoar; xxfallblossomxx; OhhhSkyler; KarateChic; youreconfusingme; Rags2Riches; dramione-fan2015; GinnyMastraniCullen; stephhe; mspolapotter; Love-Padfoot-and-Moony (Thank you for your support on all of my stories- I think…) Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini; reader2015; SimonandJeanetteAreBest (Thank you so much! I loved your reviews, you reviewed often, and thank you for letting me use your fic.) edwardsoneandonlylove; XxBlack-Bird-SwiftxX; knowitall; megan; readme2023; XXXreallyNOTokXXX; renesmeecullenisme; citrusme16; ; Blondefish; PurpleMonkeyDishwashers
I want to apologize if I missed your name, these are just the ones that I could find and remember at the top of my head.
Draco: Are we done yet?
Hermione: No! Now read this- *shoves notecard into Draco's hand*
Draco: Um… We would also like to thank the 88 people who favorited us, and we would love to name you all, but that would also take a ridiculous amount of time to copy and paste…
Hermione: Look on the back.
Draco: Oh! And the 132 alerts we got. We are very flattered. *cough* not…
Hermione: What was that?
Draco: Nothing! Nothing…
Hermione: Anyway, on a closing note, I want to respond to a couple reviews:
To JusticesCall- OMG! I have a number one fan… I am so flattered, seriously.
To stephhe- Yay! My goal has been reached! I have converted someone to Dramione!
To mysteriouslife- Well, you certainly did beg for a sequel now didn't you-
Draco: WAIT- WHAT?
Hermione: A sequel.
Draco: There is no way in hell I am doing a sequel, no I am-
Hermione: You do know that this is all being documented and will be later posted online? As a chapter?
Draco: What? Why don't you people bloody tell me these things?
Hermione: Because I wanted to make this conversation realistic!
Draco: Now they're all going to think I'm a lazy, unenthusiastic git.
Hermione: You are.
Draco: I am not!
Draco: I am a lazy, unenthusiastic, wealthy, handsome git.
Hermione: Either way, there is still going to be a sequel.
Draco: Noo! What are we going to write a sequel about?
Hermione: I don't know yet! We'll have to wait and see what happens.
Draco: So you say that all of this is being documented?
Draco: Even this? *Leans over and kisses Hermione*
Hermione: *Pushes him off, face red* Yes! Now stop, we were talking about the sequel.
Draco: You mean the one we're not doing?
Draco: No! This is how you got me roped into doing this one in the first place!
Hermione: *Gives puppy dog eyes* Please?
Draco: *Glares* Fine… I'll think about it.
Hermione: Yay! Thank you!
Draco: *Mumbles* And we all know that means we're doing a sequel…
Hermione: Well, one last time, we want to thank everyone who READ, REVIEWED, ALERTED, and FAVORITED. You all rock, and we really enjoyed writing this.
A/N- Well, I would cry, but I'm not that type of person. THIS IS THE FIRST FIC I'VE EVER FINISHED! Yay! Celebration, which means BBQ chip time! Anyway, I know I promised you all a sequel, which will be delivered. I have some issues: I'm stuck between two ideas, I have other fics to be writing, and I don't want to get into any legal trouble. See, I want it to be AVPM- based because I'm obsessed and I'm celebrating AVPS, but I don't want to get in any trouble for that… I don't think I will because I'm not going to be using the script or anything, but you know…
Well, thank you all! Keep watching out for more fics by me! Yay! Oh, and one last thing: if you had to rate this fic on a scale of one to ten, one being bad, and ten being quite good, what would you give it?
(For all AVPM fans- Draco would say: I'd give it… an eight. An eight-point-five. Or a nine. But no higher than a nine- point- eight, because there is always room for improvement! I myself am holding out for a ten- because I'm worth it.)
A final thank-you to all the fanfic authors who let me borrow their fics to reference, I appreciate it so much. Thanks!
Hello new readers who read this after I was done posting it! Please, even though I'm done, review! I still check my email, and that's where all the reviews are sent. I want to know your opinions still!
That has got to be that longest AN ever, but I don't care because I'm proud! Now review please! Thanks!