*giant red curtain pulls apart*
Alexis: *appears on stage with the SRMTHFG! behind me tied up and gagged*
Uh, heh heh…*anime sweat drop* Oops. Welcome to SRMTHFG! Truth or Dare! By the one and only LexieLu000! Or just call me Alexis! One of those two, anyways I'm getting off topic!
Chiro: *gag falls off* She's a mad woman! Run while you still can!
Alexis: *throws mic and hits Chiro in head* Shut up! Don't scare the audience!*knocks Chiro out*
Uh, heh heh someone call the paramedics! PLEASE!*ambulance pulls up and loads Chiro up into van and drives off*
Ok! While they are taking care of Chiro, I might as well go over the ground rules!
1. NO KILLING THE MONKEY TEAM! (unless of course they die of embarrassment)
2. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE SECOND RULE I CAME UP WITH…
3. NOCURSING, FLAMING, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE IS ALLOWED!
Paramedics: *brings Chiro back onto the stage ungagged and untied kicking and screaming*
Alexis: Why didn't you tie him up?
*glares at the paramedics as they shrug*
Paramedics: Sorry miss…
Alexis: *rolls eyes* Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here? *snaps fingers and ropes and a gag appear on Chiro*
The team: *glare at Alexis*
Alexis: *smiles evilly at the team and snaps her fingers having a giant boulder hang over them*
The team: *anime sweat drop*
Alexis: *smiles sweetly* Now we can do this the easy way… Or the ALEXIS way.
The team: *shake their heads with wide eyes*
Alexis: *smiles at the audience*
Good! Now that that's settled let's get on with the show!