*giant red curtain pulls apart*

Alexis: *appears on stage with the SRMTHFG! behind me tied up and gagged*

Uh, heh heh…*anime sweat drop* Oops. Welcome to SRMTHFG! Truth or Dare! By the one and only LexieLu000! Or just call me Alexis! One of those two, anyways I'm getting off topic!

Chiro: *gag falls off* She's a mad woman! Run while you still can!

Alexis: *throws mic and hits Chiro in head* Shut up! Don't scare the audience!*knocks Chiro out*

Uh, heh heh someone call the paramedics! PLEASE!*ambulance pulls up and loads Chiro up into van and drives off*

Ok! While they are taking care of Chiro, I might as well go over the ground rules!

1. NO KILLING THE MONKEY TEAM! (unless of course they die of embarrassment)

2. I CAN'T REMEMBER THE SECOND RULE I CAME UP WITH…

3. NOCURSING, FLAMING, OR ANYTHING OF THAT NATURE IS ALLOWED!

Paramedics: *brings Chiro back onto the stage ungagged and untied kicking and screaming*

Alexis: Why didn't you tie him up?

*glares at the paramedics as they shrug*

Paramedics: Sorry miss…

Alexis: *rolls eyes* Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here? *snaps fingers and ropes and a gag appear on Chiro*

The team: *glare at Alexis*

Alexis: *smiles evilly at the team and snaps her fingers having a giant boulder hang over them*

The team: *anime sweat drop*

Alexis: *smiles sweetly* Now we can do this the easy way… Or the ALEXIS way.

The team: *shake their heads with wide eyes*

Alexis: *smiles at the audience*

Good! Now that that's settled let's get on with the show!