Written for Amy Price (SawManiac211) Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Do not own Doctor Who. Do not own Amy (she owns my soul)
(Amy walks into the room, grinning. But it's the wrong Amy)
Doctor: You're not Amelia Pond! Get out!
Amy: But I AM Amy. I'm just a different one. We went through a temporal schism in the fabric of the Universe. We've swapped places!
Doctor: Nooooooooo! I KNEW something like this would happen!
Amy: So, can I stay?
Kat: Amy, what the HELL has happened to you?
Amy: Erm, who are you?
Kat: I'm Kat, this is Shaz, and this is Georgina. You're Amy Price. And you've suddenly changed size, shape and hair colour. Or are you a future Amy, who doesn't dye her hair? Ooh, I know-
Amy (aside to Shaz): Doesn't she ever stop talking?
Shaz (whisper): Nope.
Kat: -Fabric of the Universe!
Amy: What did you say?
Georgina: She said 'You might be a different Amy, and passed through a temporal schism in the fabric of the Universe.'
Amy: Of course! Why didn't I think of that?
Kat: Because I'm smarter.
Georgina&Shaz: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!
Amy: How the hell am I going to get back to the TARDIS?
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