NOTE: Originally, the emails were actual emails but thanks to Fanfiction's lack of ability to save that type of format, I'll leave it like this. If anyone knows how to fix this, let me know? I'll fix it for the future chapters.

And thank you to Nepenthec, who pointed out the obvious problem where I mixed two ideas in one story. Whoops.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha nor do I make any money off of it.


You've Got Mail

Chapter One


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

01/20/10 at 5:31 pm

Subject: Congratulations!

Ms. Kagome Higurashi,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been chosen to assist in and develop the new marketing campaign for Global Empire. In a few days, you will be hearing from us regarding scheduling and basic information gathering.

Congratulations,

Inuyasha Taisho

Owner and Partner, Global Empire


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

01/22/10 at 10:22 pm

Subject: ...Who are you?

I have no clue what you are talking about.

Or how you know me. Or how you have this email address.

I'm a Classics major, not a business student.

There must be a mix-up so please, have this fixed.

Sincerely,

Kagome Higurashi

The student you have terribly confused.


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

01/23/10 at 1:22 pm

Subject: I think it's you that's confused.

I don't know who you are. I don't know how you got this email. Why are you talking to me? Do you even know who I am?

I'm Inuyasha Taisho, and for whatever reason, you're emailing me this shit.

Please. If Kikyo put you up to this, stop it right now before I get a restraining order on you too.

Inuyasha Taisho

Owner and Partner, Global Empire


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

01/23/10 at 10:43 pm

Subject: You're creepy, you know that?

Attach File: CREEPY_EMAIL_FROM_CREEPY_MAN .docx

This is the email I received from you Mr. Big Shot. So eat it and stop bothering me.

And I know a Kikyo but I don't talk to her because she's a bitch. I'd believe the restraining order though.

Kagome Higurashi

The student who just proved you wrong.


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

01/24/10 at 1:47 pm

Subject: I'll have you know, you're annoying as hell.

Thank you for the attachment. I realize that you are obviously delusional because I sent no such email. Obviously, you are stalking me. Once I find out who you are and where you live, I will get the authorities and ruin you. All of those student loans? Yeah, that is going to be the least of your worries.

Kikyo Hidaka possibly? I don't even know why I'm bothering.

Inuyasha Taisho

Owner and Partner, Global Empire


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

01/25/10 at 8:06 am

Subject: Right back at you jerk.

Well aren't you just the sweetest thing ever? Yeah, I vaguely know who you are. I had to Google the company to find out but it wasn't hard to see what a pompous ass you are. This is just so low. I can't believe that you would do this to a poor student. Look buddy, I don't care how many zeros you get to put at the end your paycheque, but I don't give a flying puck. I'm a hardworking student that is trying to make a living. I work two jobs and attend school full-time. I know you had it easy by just taking over daddy's company, but I didn't. I'm from a small town with no money and I need to work hard to get everything I earn. So shut it, because you don't know anything.

And yes. Kikyo Hidaka. I met her one day for a conference. She was giving us some speech on beauty products (that at one point, I see, you funded) and how they treasure animals and fair trade. Of course, if you know anything about the company, it's totally bogus. I went to the conference and asked her polite questions. Just because you say that you're "against animal testing" doesn't mean you don't test on animals. It's two different things entirely. Also, the company doesn't use fair trade. Child slavery is a major issue with that company but it's kept under wraps because they were secretly purchased by another company called GottaBe, who is famous for that crap.

To sum it up, she didn't like me very much. She jumped off stage and attacked me. I managed to break her nose after she gave me a black eye.

I'm banned from attending any more conferences, let's just say.

Kagome Higurashi

The student that you're still talking to, you creep.


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

01/25/10 at 3:14 pm

Subject: Flying puck? I hope that was a typo.

Well Ms. The World is a Terrible Place, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe stop emailing me? Your sob story? I don't really give a flying fuck – re: FLYING FUCK – about. Yeah, I was born into money and yeah, life wasn't hard for me. But there are opportunities for you to get scholarships and student money. So quit crying and start working. With an attitude like that, you'll never get anywhere. Now I see why you are a Classics student. Only ancient crap like that could deal with you. Present day? Not so much.

Regarding Kikyo? I don't even know what to say. How about that's fucking awesome. Did you actually do that? And you're banned? Did you tell her to come down there or something or did she just leap off stage? That sounds like her though. Yes, we did fund one of their projects. Biggest mistake of my life. Thank god I had a pre-nup or things wouldn't be looking so good for me right now.

Inuyasha Taisho

Owner and Partner, Global Empire


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

01/26/10 at 9:16 pm

Subject: PRENUP?

She jumped off the stage at me without warning.

So, you got married to her? Are you blind to her lack of face? How much are you going to pay me to keep this quiet? I mean, I've checked everything and there was no mention of you and her tying the knot. I can end your perfect image as the hot bachelor who is soulfully looking for love.

I can't believe you were going to be on the Bachelor.

You are one sad man.

Kagome

The student who is soon to be rich with shut-up-money.


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

01/27/10 at 2:05 pm

Subject: If you want to live, you'll shut up.

I'm not paying you shit, first of all because everything is already final so the media won't care. Yeah, I won't be the perfect guy anymore, but I'm far too good looking to have that really affect me.

And that's a rumour. I was never almost on the Bachelor.

I'm a hero.

Inuyasha Taisho

Owner and Partner, Global Empire


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

01/28/10 at 1:13 pm

Subject: I really don't care that you're an Owner and Partner.

Not even like a hundred bucks? Come on, I need the money. That's pocket change for you, isn't it? I thought I'd be able to quit one of my jobs, but NO, no thanks to you.

And you're no hero.

You're a pain in my ass. Stop emailing me. I have five essays to write. Maybe I'll write one of them about you and how ANNOYING you are.

Kagome

The student who wants you to stop emailing her back.


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

01/29/10 at 2:03 pm

Subject: Stop being The Student Who Hates Life and maybe I'll stop.

By the way, it's a signature. You know the thing that the email will automatically put? I've never actually typed my name, it does it for me. But it's okay. Not all of us are as smart as me.

And you're wrong. One hundred isn't pocket change for me. Typically it's around two to three hundred. Close though.

And you want me to stop emailing you? Fine. I will.

I have work to do anyways. Dinners to go to, people to woo and money to make.

Inuyasha

P.S. I deleted the signature for you, so you don't email me back with a stupid line saying I didn't change it and thus annoying me further.


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

01/30/10 at 1:32 pm

Subject: You. Are. A.

Douche.

Kagome

P.S. This is the last email.


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

02/02/10 at 12:11 pm

Subject: You. Are.

Immature.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

02/02/10 at 9:26 pm

Subject: You know what?

Look who's talking.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

02/03/10 at 1:12 pm

Subject: You know what else?

Stop emailing me or I will get a restraining order.

Bitch.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

02/04/10 at 8:11 am

Subject: How dare you?

I hope you rot in hell.

This is the last you will ever hear from me.

Goodbye forever.

I actually do hope you die.

Jerk.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

02/06/10 at 3:32 pm

Subject: You need to learn how to swear.

Goodbye. Right back at you.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

02/22/10 at 1:54 am

Subject: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :)

You are reeeeallyy hott. I mean like, yummy delicious.

Do you like beer? I HATE BEER./ I MEAN, i hate beer. But I love bourbon.

I think that's what I'm drinking.

Well, not anymore.

I; really enjoyyyy WINEEEEE but like FRANCE WINEEE. YUM. WOO!

CPAS LOCK!

CAPS LOC!

CAPS LOCK!/

Kagome LoveYou Higurashi

P.S. I think I'm drunk :)


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

02/22/10 at 7:45 pm

Subject: I am so sorry.

I really want to apologize. Oh my goodness, I can't believe I emailed you last night. I don't know what came over me. We hadn't talked in like two weeks and I'm so sorry that I disrupted you.

You won't hear from me again and PLEASE disregard the other email.

Sorry,

Kagome Higurashi


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

02/23/10 at 12:21 pm

Subject: Interesting.

Don't worry about it. It was actually good timing. It made me laugh when I don't think I've laughed in forever.

You sound like a really fun person to be around when you're drunk.

Try to lay off of the bourbon.

And wine.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

02/24/10 at 9:52 pm

Subject: Thanks for the advice.

I don't think I'll be drinking in a really long time, but thank you anyways.

And I've been told I'm a funny drunk. I'm not sure why though because I don't think of myself as a funny person. Maybe they were lying when they said they were laughing with me, not at me. I should really consider that.

And you should laugh more.

It's good for you. Doctor's orders.

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

02/26/10 at 1:23 pm

Subject: I thought you were into classics not health.

I will. Thank you.

So... What year are you in? I finished university two years ago. I'm going to go back for my MBA soon though. I was a commerce student, obviously. And it's commerce, not business.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

02/27/10 at 8:08 am

Subject: Why commerce? Why not business?

I'm in my third year, thank goodness. I'm so excited to get out. The only thing I need to worry about now are student loans, but those will probably be with me until I die (which is not a good thing, by the way). Just a million and one more essays to write and I'll be out of here and into the real world! Well, what I hope is the real world.

So, you're twenty-four? I'm twenty-one so that would answer the question that I AM old enough to drink, thank you very much.

Did you want to go into business or did you just do that for your dad?

Kagome


To: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

From: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

02/28/10 at 12:39 pm

Subject: I never wondered if you were old enough to drink.

The real world isn't as fun as you would think. It's hard out there and running a business with my half-brother is not exactly what you would call the greatest thing to look forward to.

It's commerce. Not business.

And yes. I did it for my dad so I could take over the company. He wanted me to and I couldn't let my half-brother take over the entire thing. I don't really know what I would've done though if I didn't go for my BComm.

And yes, I'm twenty-four. Why? You thinking of hitting on me? You do think I'm hot after all.

Wait, what was it? Yummy delicious? I don't think I've heard that one before.

Inuyasha


To: taishoinu (at) globalemp .com

From: kagomehigurashi (at) royalu .com

02/28/10 at 11:16 pm

Subject: In your dreams.

Sesshomaru? Well you do look alike although it's hard to learn everything from Google. Actually, it's easy. I wouldn't be living right now if it wasn't for Google. The essays would've surely slaughtered me.

Fine. Commerce. Stupid.

Come on. There has to be something else you really like to do. What interests you? What do you do when you come home from work? There must be something that Inuyasha Taisho – richest man in the world – likes to do more than run a business with his half-brother.

And I'm not hitting on you. And I was drunk. That hardly counts.

And yes, yummy delicious. Shut up. I reserve that for only the hottest men. I was drunk, so unfortunately you looked more attractive in Google Images than you actually are.

Not that I Google Image you for fun.

Shut up.

Kagome


This isn't going to be a long story, probably only four to five chapters, but I can work with sequels and tons of other stuff.

Please let me know what you think! What more do you want? I always appreciate feedback!